kingnovel Chapter 653: The first encounter with Takibai makes me feel strange, and the wooden chopsticks show
Chapter 653: The first encounter with Takibai makes me feel strange, and the wooden chopsticks show
Chapter 653: The first encounter with Takibai makes me feel strange, and the wooden chopsticks show their extraordinary power in subduing the beast (for Eghver. An Yi +1)
"Hey man, why does your concept of 'fate' sound so creepy?"
Yubai Li Taki rubbed his arms and felt goose bumps all over his body.
"Our relationship is completely unrelated, right?"
The corners of Yuzai's mouth curled up slightly, revealing a playful smile: "Really? But why do I feel that our 'fate' is deeper than you think?"
"Stop, stop, stop!" Yubai Li Taki interrupted him quickly.
"Stop it! Don't do this nonsense. I don't believe it."
"Just tell me what you want to say. Don't beat around the bush. It's hard to listen to!"
Yuzai was not annoyed, but just looked back and forth at Yushiri Taki, as if he was thinking about something.
At this moment, a deep voice suddenly sounded: "You two, what are you whispering about here?"
The two turned around at the same time, only to see that the captain of the [Nightfall] team had stood behind them without them noticing.
The captain put his hands in his pockets and glanced sharply at the two of them, finally stopping at Yuzushiri Taki.
"Yushiri Taki, right?" The captain looked him up and down. "Are you the descendant of the Yuri family?"
Yushiri Taki was immediately displeased when he heard this: "What do you mean by 'that' descendant? I have a name, okay? Besides, what's wrong with the Yuri family? They're very powerful, okay!"
The captain chuckled, seemingly unsurprised by Yuzushiri Taki's reaction. "Impressive? I don't think so. But..."
He changed the subject,
"I heard that you have a treasure that can deal with thunder beasts?"
Yushiri Taki's eyes rolled, and he thought that this captain was quite well-informed.
He chuckled and deliberately kept it a secret: "Baby, it's not that I don't have any, but..."
"But what?" the captain asked with a raised eyebrow.
"But..." Yuzuki Ritaki deliberately prolonged the tone.
"This treasure can't be used casually. It depends on the situation."
The captain was not in a hurry. He just looked at him quietly, waiting for him to continue.
Seeing that the captain wouldn't take the bait, Yubai Litaki had no choice but to make things clear himself: "Captain, look at this thunder beast, its skin is tough and its flesh is thick. Ordinary attacks can't hurt it at all."
"My treasure is very powerful, but it becomes less and less with each use. It is very valuable!"
"So?" The captain remained calm.
"So, Captain, do you think we can work together?"
Yuzuki Ritaki said with a smile,
"I'll provide the treasure, you provide the men, and we'll team up to take down this thunder beast. How do you think that works?"
The captain seemed to have expected him to say that, and a playful smile appeared on his face: "Cooperation? Yuzushiri Taki, do you think you are qualified to discuss cooperation with me?"
When Yubai Litaki heard this, he immediately became unhappy:
"Hey, Captain, what you said is too contemptuous! Why am I not qualified?"
"Don't forget, this thunder beast is a tough nut to crack. Even relying on your Nightfall alone might not be enough to defeat it, right?"
The captain snorted coldly: "Whether it's tough or not is not up to you to decide. But..."
He paused, his eyes falling on Yuzuki Ritaki, "If you're truly capable, it's not impossible to consider it."
"Hey, that's right!" Yubai Litaki immediately became excited when he heard that there was a chance.
"Captain, just wait and see! I guarantee that this thunder beast will never escape from my grasp!"
As he spoke, he pulled out a pair of... wooden chopsticks from his pocket?
"What...what is this?" The captain looked at the wooden chopsticks in Yuzushiri Taki's hand with a confused look on his face.
Yushiro Ritaki proudly introduced them: "These are not ordinary wooden chopsticks. They are treasures passed down from my great-grandfather's great-grandfather..."
"Specially designed to deal with guys like this with thick skin and flesh. Guaranteed to kill them with one pinch!"
The captain's mouth twitched. He really didn't want to believe that such a pair of broken wooden chopsticks could be so powerful.
"Hey Yuzushiri Taki, you are not kidding me, are you?" The captain resisted the urge to complain.
"Hey, Captain, why don't you believe me?" Yubai Litaki was anxious.
"This is an SS-level item! SS-level! Do you understand?"
The captain still didn't quite believe it, but seeing Yuzushiri Taki's confident look,
Coupled with the mysterious ability he just displayed, my heart was also a little shaken.
"Okay, I'll trust you this time." The captain finally decided to take a gamble.
"But I have to be frank with you. If your chopsticks don't work, don't blame me for being rude!"
"Don't worry, Captain!" Yushiro Ritaki patted his chest and assured him.
"Just wait and see the good show!"
As he said that, he turned to look at Yuzai: "Hey, you, stop standing there! Let's attack together and finish this quickly!"
Yuzai stood aside, watching the interaction between Yuzushiri Taki and the captain, his eyes flickering.
He could feel that the source of darkness in his body was inexplicably restless, as if it had some special induction towards Yuzushiri Taki.
"This kid... is the royal blood in his body purer than mine?" Yuzai wondered.
He recalled his unreliable uncle, Yuzheli.
At the beginning, his Black King Blood contained impurities, which greatly reduced its power.
And Yuzuki Ritaki, who is in front of us, showed amazing talent right after birth.
This made Yuzai suspect that the royal blood in Yu Shirari Taki's body might be purer than Yu Zheli's.
"Could it be that the bloodline of this generation of the Yuri family has undergone some kind of mutation?"
Yuzai pondered to himself, "Or does this kid have any other secrets?"
The more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong, and the look he gave Yuzushiri Taki became more and more complicated.
"Hey, what are you daydreaming about?" Yushiro Taki's voice interrupted Yuzai's thoughts.
"Come over quickly and help!"
Yuzai came back to his senses, looked at Yushiro Taki's excited face, and suddenly asked: "Are you... really from the Yuri family?"
"Of course, it's genuine!" Yubai Litaki pointed at the thunder beast in the distance with his wooden chopsticks.
"Don't believe it? If you don't believe it, let's just try this treasure!"
"Of course, the real thing!&34;
Yubai Litaki pointed at the thunder beast in the distance with his wooden chopsticks and said, "Don't believe it?"
If you don't believe me, let's try this baby! &34;
Upon hearing this, Yuzai took a deep breath and looked Yushiro Ritaki up and down with a slightly scrutinizing gaze to confirm whether he was joking.
Can that pair of seemingly ordinary wooden chopsticks really deal with that thick-skinned thunder beast?
"Are you really from the Yuuri family?" Yuzai asked again, with a hint of inquiry in his tone, as if he wanted to see through Yu Shirari Taki.
Yubai Litaki felt a little nervous when he stared at her, and muttered to himself: What's wrong with this guy? Is he checking my household registration?
"It's genuine!" Yubai Li Taki puffed out his chest and raised his voice.
"I am the authentic heir of the Yuuri family, Yuzushirari Taki! So, are you scared?"
Yuzai shook his head, with an imperceptible curve at the corner of his mouth.
"Afraid? There is no such word as 'afraid' in my Yuzai dictionary." Yuzai smiled faintly.
"Origin?" Yushiro Ritaki looked puzzled.
"What connection? Have we met before? I don't remember."
"You haven't seen me, but I have seen your father."
Prison Disaster shrugged and said in a relaxed tone,
"When your store was in a downturn, I went there to work for a while."
"Wait, you mean..."
Yubai Li Taki's eyes widened, as if he remembered something.
"You mean, you're the... the guy who works as a gigolo in my dad's shop... the... Prison Disaster?!"
"Cowherd?" Yuzai raised his eyebrows, seemingly not displeased by the name.
"That's about right. Anyway, I performed there for a while."
Yushiri Taki suddenly understood. No wonder this guy looked familiar. It turned out that he was a former employee of his father's store!
He remembered that when he was a child, his father often talked about thanking the Nightfall team, saying that they were the benefactors of the Yuri family.
"Oh, it turns out he's one of us!"
Yushiro Ritaki's attitude immediately changed 180 degrees, and he patted Yuzai's shoulder enthusiastically.
"Why didn't you say it earlier? We're on the same page, so why are we talking behind each other's backs? I'll take care of this thunder beast!"
Yuzai couldn't help but feel a little funny when he saw Yushiro Ritaki's expression changing faster than turning the pages of a book.
"Okay, stop talking nonsense." The captain of Night said impatiently.
"The Thunder Beast is coming soon, find a solution quickly!"
Yushiri Taki then remembered the important matter. He turned to look at the thunder beast that was getting closer and closer, took a deep breath, and his eyes became serious.
"Hey, let me talk to you two." Yubai Li Taki pointed at the Thunder Beast and then at the Prison Disaster, and said loudly,
"Seeing you're not at a high level, the Thunder Beast is coming, hurry up! I, Yuzushiri Taki, will protect you today!"
As he spoke, Yushiro Ritaki held the wooden chopsticks and struck a pose that he thought was very handsome, standing in front of Jailzai and Captain Nightfall.
"No way, this kid..." The captain of [Night] looked at Yuzushiri Taki's back and the corners of his mouth twitched.
"interesting……"
Yuzai's eyes became deeper. He could feel that there seemed to be some powerful power hidden in Yushiro Ritaki.
At this moment, the thunder beast had rushed forward. Its huge body, with the force of thunder, seemed to crush everything into powder.
"Here it comes!" Yushiro Ritaki shouted, his eyes fixed on the Thunder Beast, and the wooden chopsticks in his hand also emitted a faint light...
"Be careful!!" He pushed the two people away with all his strength, and at this moment, the thunder beast suddenly stopped.
There was a suffocating feeling of oppression in the air, and everything around seemed to be still.
A hint of fear suddenly appeared in the Thunder Beast's huge eyes...
Oh my gosh, this looks so fun!
A story about a guy who travels to a world of killer gods with nothing but a weird quest and a pair of chopsticks?
Count me in!
Here is my take on Chapter 653, trying to create the "intensely exciting" vibe you mentioned:
The air was filled with nervous anticipation.
Our cute and somewhat silly protagonist Yuzushiri Taki stood steadily, tightly holding a pair of "unremarkable" chopsticks in his hands.
Opposite him was a terrifying thunder beast with muscles as big as a mountain and anger, its eyes flashing with dangerous lightning.
Behind him, the Night Squad leader and Jailbreak watched, their faces filled with disbelief and morbid curiosity.
"Really?" the captain muttered, wiping the sweat from his forehead. "Chopsticks? He really plans to use chopsticks to deal with that thing?"
Yuzai was involuntarily attracted and chuckled: "Look at what this kid can do. Maybe those are not ordinary chopsticks..."
His voice gradually trailed off. He had a hunch about Yuzuki Ritaki.
There was a feeling deep in his heart telling him that this child was not simple.
The way his blood resonated... was very different.
Suddenly, the strange task generation system that seemed to live in Yushiri Taki's head gave a prompt that there was a new task.
**Mission Alert**: Use the "Chopsticks of Doom" stunt on the Ultralisk.
**Bonus**: A lifetime supply of instant noodles of your choice!
"Instant noodles? Then I won't be polite!" Yushiro Ritaki laughed strangely, with a crazy smile on his face.
He closed his eyes and poured all his... well, let's say "unique" energy into the chopsticks.
The wood began to glow with a strange, otherworldly light.
The Thunder Beast had initially found the puny human and his pathetic weapon ridiculous, but now seemed uneasy.
A low growl emanated from its chest.
It felt... wrong.
Yuzushiri Taki's eyes snapped open. "Alright, you fat hamster! Prepare to face the wrath of... the Chopsticks of Doom!"
He leaped forward, his figure flashing, and the chopsticks spun like a miniature tornado.
The movements weren't graceful or cool, but... effective?
He aimed at the thunder beast's nose, a spot he'd noticed was particularly sensitive.
"Snap!" The chopsticks hit the target hard, making a disgusting crunching sound, and shock waves spread in the air.
The Thunder Beast roared in pain and surprise, staggering back, its eyes wide open...was that "fear"?
The captain's jaw dropped.
Prison Disaster laughed out loud, "Doomsday Chopsticks! I can't believe this actually works!"
However, Thunder Beast couldn't laugh.
It shook its huge head and shook out... a "big booger"?
Apparently, the Doomsday Chopsticks, while not lethal, are incredibly effective in… other ways.
The thunder beast was both ashamed and annoyed, its body covered in its own snot, and it turned and ran away whimpering.
Yuzushiri Taki watched it run away, panting and feeling a little nauseous.
"Hmm, that's weird," he muttered, wiping his chopsticks on his trousers.
The captain stared at him blankly, speechless.
Prison Disaster laughed until tears came out of his eyes and patted him on the back: "Kid, you are really something. That... is very inspiring. It is really inspiring."
Just as Yushiri Taki was immersed in the joy of this unexpected victory, his task system issued another prompt.
**NEW MISSION**: Convince the Nightfall captain that booger-flavored instant noodles will be the next big food trend.
**BONUS**: A year's supply of nose hair trimmers.
Yuzushiri Taki groaned, "Really? This system is crazy."