Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Chapter 654: Sword Slashes Thunder Beast, Breaks Divine Thought

"Really? This system is too crazy." Yubai Li Taki held his forehead with his hand. What the hell is this? Instant noodles that smell like booger?

The Captain will kill him!

Yuzai was still laughing wildly, tears streaming down his face. He patted Yushiro Ritaki's shoulder and said, "Good boy, you're amazing! This move is simply... a stroke of genius! I'm really impressed by you!"

The captain finally recovered and pointed at the chopsticks in Yuzushiri Taki's hand, stammering, "Where did you get this?"

"Left by Senior Sword Saint Zhou Ping'er." Yubai Lilong shrugged, looking relaxed.

"They said it was for eating, but I didn't expect it to have such miraculous effects."

"For eating?"

The captain's face was filled with suspicion. "You can eat this thing? Are you kidding me?"

"If you don't believe me, try it?" Yubai Litaki said, pretending to hand over the chopsticks.

The captain stepped back in fear, "No, no, no, I can't bear to use chopsticks that have been stained with... that stuff."

He pointed at the fleeing thunder beast with a look of disgust.

At this moment, nine Yuzushirari Taki appeared out of nowhere, scaring everyone.

"What's going on?" the captain exclaimed.

"It's just a decoy. The real me is ready."

As soon as the words fell, the nine Yuzubai Litaki disappeared at the same time.

The real Yushiro Ritaki appeared in front of the thunder beast, with several talismans in his hand.

Before the thunder beast could react, it was trapped in the light shield formed by the talisman.

"Right now!"

Yuzushiri Taki yelled, "Captain, hurry!"

Although the captain was confused, he still drew his sword and rushed towards the thunder beast.

Yubai Li Taki turned to the prison and said, "Old Prison, do me a favor and collect this thing's body. I can use it."

Prison Disaster raised an eyebrow, "Dimensional Summoning Magic? What do you want to do?"

Yuzushiri Taki smiled mysteriously, "Secret."

"This kid..." Yuzai shook his head helplessly, but still prepared to do it.

"Wait!" Yuzushiri Taki suddenly stopped.

"I can only hold out for a minute at most. My mana bar is already low, and this item only has one use."

The air froze instantly, the captain stopped and looked back at Yuzuki Ritaki.

His eyes were filled with questions and... a hint of fear. "What do you mean?"

"One minute! I only have one minute, God bless me!"

Yubai Li Taki felt cold sweat on his back. This light shield looked powerful, but it was actually just a paper tiger, used to scare people.

He yelled at the captain, "Captain, don't just stand there, hurry up and solve this! I can't hold on any longer!"

The captain looked confused. "What do you mean? What's going to happen in a minute? Is this thing going to explode?"

Yuzushiri Taki rolled his eyes. "Explosion? Worse than that! This thing will...will..."

He deliberately lowered his voice and said mysteriously,

"I can fart! Super invincible cosmic thunderbolt fart! The kind that can smoke a dragon to death!"

The captain was so frightened that his face turned green: "Oh my god! Is this true? Then you let me go? I quit!"

"No, Captain! Can you bear to see me, your brother, get suffocated to death? Besides, aren't you known as the 'Iron Nose Man'?"

"What are you afraid of with such a small scene?" Yubai Litaki said with a wicked smile.

The captain hesitated for a moment, but finally gritted his teeth and said:

"Alright! For my brother, I'll fight! But if you really get smoked to death, I won't let you go even if I become a ghost!"

After saying that, the captain took a deep breath, drew out his sword, and rushed towards the thunder beast.

He thought to himself: Isn’t it just a fart?

What kind of storms haven’t I seen?

Isn’t it just instant noodles that smell like booger?

I've even eaten canned herrings!

Afraid of a ball!

Prison Disaster watched this scene from the side, laughing so hard that he fell backwards:

"Hahahahaha! Captain, you've been fooled! This kid is trying to trick you! How could this thunder beast even fart?"

When the captain heard this, he immediately flew into a rage and turned around and yelled, "Yushiro Ritaki! You kidding me!"

Yushiro Ritaki winked at the captain and shouted, "All's fair in war, Captain! Hurry, time is running out!"

The captain was so angry that his teeth were itching, but the arrow was on the string and had to be shot, so he had no choice but to go ahead with it.

He swung his sword, and streams of sword energy slashed towards the thunder beast. The thunder beast was trapped in the light shield, unable to move, and could only passively take the beating.

At this moment, a strange wave came from the broken chopsticks in Yushiro Ritaki's hand.

The broken chopsticks began to tremble slightly, making a buzzing sound, and a powerful sword intent spread out.

Fatty Baili'er's eyes widened as he exclaimed, "This... this is... the aura of a Sword Saint!"

"Could it be... Could it be that Senior Sword Saint has resurrected? Has he come to save us?"

"No, not the Sword Master."

An Yuqing shook his head.

"Although this sword intent is powerful, it lacks the unrestrained and free feeling of a sword master."

"This should be... something left behind by Senior Sword Saint."

Yubai Litaki took a deep breath and raised the broken chopsticks high.

The broken chopsticks instantly burst out with dazzling light, and a terrifying sword intent swept across the entire place, the wind and clouds changed color, and the heaven and earth shook.

"What...what on earth is this?" The captain was so shocked that the sword in his hand almost fell to the ground.

Yushiro Ritaki did not answer. He closed his eyes and felt the powerful force contained in the broken chopsticks.

A smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Old friend, long time no see."

When he opened his eyes again, Yushiro Ritaki's eyes became extremely sharp.

The broken chopsticks in his hand turned into a stream of light and slashed towards the neck of the thunder beast.

The thunder beast struggled in fear. It could feel the terrifying sword law, which was powerful enough to destroy it.

It let out a desperate roar, but was unable to stop the broken chopsticks from approaching.

"laugh--"

With a slight sound, the broken chopsticks cut off the head of the thunder beast easily as if cutting tofu.

The thunder beast's huge head flew into the air, then fell heavily to the ground. Blood gushed out, dyeing the earth red.

There was dead silence inside the "human circle".

Everyone was stunned by the scene before them. They couldn't believe that the powerful thunder beast was killed by a chopstick.

The drone faithfully recorded the scene and transmitted the images to all parts of the world.

Countless people looked at the broken chopsticks and the huge thunder beast head on the screen, their hearts filled with shock.

At this moment, faith in God began to waver.

Yubai Litaki took back the broken chopsticks and walked to the body of the Thunder Beast.

He said to the prison disaster, "Old Prison, help me collect the body of this thing. I can use it."

Yuzai looked at Yushiro Ritaki with a look of curiosity in his eyes:

"Who are you, kid? Where did these chopsticks come from?"

Yushiro Ritaki smiled mysteriously: "It was given to me by an acquaintance."

He turned his head and looked into the distance, his eyes full of anticipation: "Next, it's time to witness a miracle!"

He pulled out a parchment scroll from his backpack, on which was drawn a complex magic circle...