kingnovel Chapter 167 The price of the shirt is...
Chapter 167 The price of the shirt is...
I didn't have any spare clothes, so I borrowed one from Gojo Satoru.
In his apartment, he said there were still a few new shirts and pants that he had never worn.
Thanks to this guy, I will be able to wear a shirt worth 25 yen one day.
However, the moment I took off my coat and lifted the hem, Gojo Satoru and I realized something at the same time.
"Hey, Gojo Satoru." I turned my head stiffly to the bathroom mirror and looked into the blue eyes. "Can you see me changing clothes?"
"Ah..." He replied in a subtle tone, "Visual sharing."
"Then close your eyes."
"I close my eyes, but your vision is still in my mind," he explained dryly, "I just tried to turn it off, but I can't."
"Then I'll close my eyes too." I took a deep breath, "That should be fine!"
"In fact, even if you close your eyes, you will still see something similar to thermal imaging..."
"That's enough, you don't have to remind me anymore!" I interrupted him loudly, "From now on, you don't have to speak anymore."
"Don't say a word, just treat it as if you were dead!"
It's just thermal imaging, no big deal.
It is no different from an X-ray and is not even as specific as a CT scan.
When I saw the doctor, I didn't think there was anything wrong at all, so why should it matter now?
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Gojo Satoru is just a cat of a different gender than me, it's okay, it's okay...
Ahhhhhhhh.......so embarrassing, so embarrassing, so embarrassing! ! ! !
Why do we have to have such an awkward conversation!
Couldn't I have just closed my eyes and mouth and acted like a mature, steady adult?
Now I really want to find a crack in the ground to crawl into, build a house in it, and then find another crack in the ground in this house to crawl down.
Otherwise, I will just be a happy pangolin from now on...
After showering in silence with my eyes closed, I fumbled with my shirt and pants.
It is worthy of being a 25 yuan shirt, the style is great and the feel is nice too.
It’s just…there’s a 20-centimeter height difference between Gojo Satoru and me, so the clothes that fit him perfectly hung down past my thighs, were loose and looked like a bamboo pole disguised as a lantern – they couldn’t hold up.
The pants were okay, at least they had elastic.
It's definitely not suitable as formal wear, but it's barely acceptable as pajamas.
I'm really successful. I can use a shirt worth 25 yuan as pajamas.
But...I don't need to compensate him for his clothes, right?
No, no, he is so rich, he should not be short of this piece of clothing.
Besides, even if he asked me to compensate, I would not do so even if you beat me to death.
It’s so poor...I have no money in this world!
If you think about it carefully, I don’t even have an identity...and why was I able to bring my phone with me?
Last time, and the last time before, I came here with nothing in my hands!
Thinking of this, I quickly took out my cell phone and looked at it.
时间已经被调到2018年10月31日23:40了。
Wallpaper is the default wallpaper of the phone.
Opened the address book, empty.
Social software, empty.
Photo album, empty.
There is one memo: Don’t forget…
When did I type this?
Don't forget what? That doesn't mean you haven't said anything.
Apart from that, it's just a phone that has been restored to its original settings.
“........What a new cell phone, but there’s nothing in it. What are you going to do with it?” Gojo Satoru said.
"What did I just say?" I said unhappily, "Didn't I remind you not to talk?"
"Oh..." Gojo Satoru responded pitifully.
"Sigh..." I sighed softly.
I thought if I could bring my phone over, something different would happen.
I closed my phone, closed my eyes like a dead body, and lay numbly on the bed.
Time passed by minute by minute, and Gojo Satoru just quietly played the role of a piece of wood.
Until...twenty minutes later.
"Are you asleep?" he asked me.
"No." I pulled off the blindfold expressionlessly, opened my eyes and stared at the ceiling.
Can't sleep, can't sleep at all.
Even when I put on a pure black eye mask, lay on a soft and comfortable big bed, counted 1423 sheep, and recalled a super boring text I read in school, I couldn't fall asleep.
Massive amounts of information continued to pour into my brain, adding to the already limited capacity of my brain.
Am I some kind of smart person?
When I was admitted to a top-ranked university, I cried my heart out and almost broke down in tears. Now I am asked to cosplay as the gender-changed Gojo Satoru.
Oh my God, how dare you do this? Are you trying to make things difficult for me, Fat Tiger?
Not to mention the pain and fatigue that my soul is feeling from being squeezed by Ryomen Sukuna's fingers.
It's no use using the reversal technique.
It's so uncomfortable, so uncomfortable, so uncomfortable...
“Ahhhh….” I rolled around on the bed holding the quilt, cursing over and over, “Why is it so uncomfortable? I want to sleep ahhhhhhh!!!!”
I lay prone on the bed, forming a seal of the Infinite Space Realm with one hand, and screamed in despair, "I'm going to kill all of you, ahhhhhhhhh......"
"One by one, no one can escape... I'll kill you first, Gojo Satoru!!!"
"Eh?" Gojo Satoru blinked when he was suddenly called out, and said innocently, "I didn't do anything."
"Yes, you didn't do anything." I said, "But it's because I turned evil, and evil women are unreasonable."
Gojo Satoru: “….”
"Okay, okay." He sighed and said, "You come in now and kill as many people as you want, how about that?"
"Eh?" I was startled and looked up. "I was just saying that casually."
"Wu-chan." He moved the prison gate four meters away, "Don't you feel uncomfortable outside?"
"Then come in and try it."
"............" I looked at the converted space in confusion, with a large bed underneath, "Eh? Eh? Eh?"
"Even the bed came in!" I said, looking around in amazement, "I didn't expect this."
In the prison gate, I do feel mentally much more relaxed than before.
If the previous brain was like being taken out of ice water and exposed to the sun for three days, then the feeling now is like the temperature was considerately adjusted and placed in warm water.
"Can we fall asleep now?"
Gojo Satoru came over and put his palm on my head, patting it gently. Then he lifted the quilt and covered my head. "Once you enter the prison gate, there will be less information flooding into your brain."
"Really?" I crawled out from under the quilt and asked seriously, "In that case, I can bring in anything that's dead."
"Hmm." Gojo Satoru rested his chin on his hand and thought, "Since you can bring the bed in, then probably other things can be brought in too, but what do you want to do?"
"Wait a minute." I left the prison gate, put on my slippers and ran to Gojo Satoru's room.
This bedroom is basically not much different from my guest bedroom.
A two-meter bed, light grey patterned sheets, two soft pillows, and a neatly folded quilt.
The bedside table was empty except for a thin-necked ceramic vase, but there were no flowers in it.
I sat on the bed, then stretched out my wrist and entered the prison gate.
"Thump, thump, thump..." I jumped off the bed, patted the spot where I had sat, and said excitedly, "Now you have a bed to sleep in too!"
"Just think about it, it would be so uncomfortable to lie on a skull. It would definitely be more comfortable to sleep on a bed."
".......Wow." Gojo Satoru's eyes stayed on the bed for a while, paused, turned to my face, and said in a cheesy tone, "I'm so touched~"
"You're welcome." I waved my hand and fell back on my bed. "If you're touched, you'll repay me twice as much in the future."
Gojo Satoru's bed seemed to be too close to mine, so I pulled mine to keep a distance of five meters.
He asked me in a subtle way, "Wu-chan, do you think I will do something to you?"
"Not at all." I pulled the corner of my mouth, "I still trust your character, which is already very little."
"I'm just not used to someone sleeping so close to me."
Excuses, all excuses.
The real reason is that if I talk in my sleep at night and Gojo Satoru catches me calling someone's name again, I will sink to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean and never come up again!
"Good night." I slumped into the bed and said to him sleepily, "Don't wake me up unless the sky falls."
"If you wake me up, I will really die with you..."
Gojo Satoru shrugged helplessly. He took off his coat, lay down on the bed, and said softly, "Good night... Kiri-chan."