kingnovel Chapter 540 8 Died Family
Chapter 540 8 Died Family
The onlookers pursed their lips.
Shopkeeper, is it possible that the food in your restaurant is too bad and the officers and soldiers are unwilling to obey?
By the way, if the food tastes good, Song Yaoyao would go in and try it herself without the shopkeeper inviting them.
After eating, she would pay the bill. Song Yaoyao was not at the point where she would eat and drink for free!
The problem is, Song Yaoyao really doesn’t want to try the food in this restaurant!
After running a little further, Song Yaoyao stopped.
Song Qinghui asked in confusion:
"Yaoyao, why are we running?
We can just reject the shopkeeper directly."
"How are you going to refuse?"
"To be honest, let's just say her food tastes terrible and we don't want to try it."
Song Yaoyao glanced at this naive second brother and said:
"Brother, why are you so straightforward?
If you say this, won’t the shopkeeper jump up and point at you and scold you?
I invited you to dinner for nothing but you're still complaining about it. Do you want to piss the boss off to death?
As a person, you should be tactful when it is necessary!
Second brother, you should learn more, otherwise how can you find a sister-in-law for me in the future? "
"How does this have to do with finding a wife?"
"I mean, I want you to stop being straight?"
"Yaoyao, what is a straight man?"
"I'm just a straight talker. I say whatever I want to say."
"Oh, I think this is great, just say whatever you want to say!"
Song Yaoyao looked at Song Qinghui. What would happen to him in the future with this kind of personality?
She sighed and said:
"Hey! Second brother, you should learn more in the future!"
"Yaoyao, I still don't understand, what does this have to do with finding a wife?"
Song Yaoyao sighed:
"There are too many things to learn here, brother, just take your time to learn!"
Song Qinghui scratched his head. What should he learn?
However, since his sister had said so, he could only nod and agree: "Okay."
Song Qinghui really can't do this. Girls all like gentle and considerate boys. A guy like my second brother is really worrying!
I don’t know where my future sister-in-law is?
……
Song Yaoyao and the others continued their patrol, and Guagua's voice rang out:
[Host, let me ask you a question? ]
Song Yaoyao: [What's the problem?]
Guagua: [Host, do you know that Tang Seng was attracted to the Queen in the Kingdom of Daughters? Why did he leave in the end?]
Song Yaoyao thought for a moment and said:
[There are indeed a few scenes in the TV series where Tang Seng is moved.
However, he finally determined to be a Buddhist and went to the West to obtain the Buddhist scriptures.
Is there any other reason? 】
Guagua: [Yes, there are indeed other reasons.]
Song Yaoyao: [What is the reason? Tell me quickly. ]
Gua Gua: [Tang Monk actually had feelings for the Queen, but they didn’t make it clear.
Tang Seng was waiting for the Queen to break the window paper so that he could agree, but after waiting for a long time, the Queen still did not make it clear.
Helplessly, Tang Seng had to take his disciples and continue their journey to the West!
At the time of separation, the Queen was reluctant to leave, and finally couldn't help asking:
"Brother Yudi, will you marry me?"
Tang Seng's eyes lit up. He had finally waited for this, and he immediately said, "Marry me."
Unexpectedly, the damned white dragon horse thought that the master was saying to him, "Go."
After receiving the order, the white dragon horse immediately ran away.
By the time the White Dragon Horse stopped, the four masters and apprentices had already left the Kingdom of Women.
Having come to this point, it is impossible to go back. Tang Seng left with tears in his eyes and could only continue his journey westward with his three disciples! 】
Song Yaoyao laughed out loud:
[Guagua, where did you see this?
This is too funny. 】
Guagua: [I saw it on the Internet.
So, it was the White Dragon Horse that caused Tang Seng to remain single! 】
Song Yaoyao: [Hahahaha…
This is so funny!
Today's netizens have really big imaginations, they can think of anything. 】
Song Qinghui and Liu Zheheng have both read Journey to the West, and the stories in it are very attractive.
I didn't expect that someone could change the storybook into this way? It's really interesting!
Their shoulders were shaking with laughter at this moment!
……
Gua Gua: [Host, host, look, there's a matchmaker over there! ]
Song Yaoyao took a look and said:
[This matchmaker has a very distinctive appearance, with a matchmaker mole, a big pipe in her mouth, a red top, and green pants. This outfit is really festive!
They say red and green look a bitch, but that's not the case with this matchmaker at all.
Apart from these, I don’t see anything else. 】
Guagua: [Her appearance and dress are indeed unique.
Host, you didn't listen to her. What she said was even more amazing.
I will broadcast the video of her and that man to you. 】
Song Yaoyao: [Okay.]
In the picture, a man in his thirties or forties said:
"Matchmaker Liu, is what you said this time reliable?
The ones you introduced to me the last few times either didn't look good or their family backgrounds weren't good enough for me. Why do I feel like they're not reliable this time either?"
“Reliable, reliable.
This time, the other party is a virgin girl."
"Really? At my age, can I still marry a virgin girl?"
"Of course you can marry her. Master Wang, you are very handsome and you can marry any woman just like those 18-year-old young men."
The man didn't answer and continued to ask:
"Do they know that I've been divorced several times? Won't they dislike someone like me?"
“The third marriage is destined by heaven, the seventh marriage is the result of hard work.
You have been divorced eight times, that is the Eight Separation Family!
A perfect brand!
Isn't there a fruit shop in Yuhuan City called "Ba Li Shi Jia"? Look at how popular their business is.
You are also from the Bali family, and you are only one character away from her. The girl will definitely like you!"
"Really?"
"I, Liu the Matchmaker, never tell lies, so of course it's true!"
The man touched his face, and said with confidence:
"It turns out that women like men like me who have been divorced many times!"
……
Song Yaoyao almost laughed out loud:
【Hahaha……
This man was fooled by the matchmaker.
This is the first time I heard that the third marriage is destined by heaven, while the seventh marriage depends on hard work!
This is also the first time I heard of the Bali Family!
Gua Gua, compared with this matchmaker Liu, we are simply weak!
We can't even eat this bowl of rice! We don't have the ability to fool people with our mouths!
You say, if the country sends Liu the matchmaker to negotiate in the future, will it deceive the other country as well? 】
Guagua: [That’s not necessarily true! ]
Song Yaoyao: [What if it is a person with bad luck in life? Let Liu the matchmaker introduce a date to me, I wonder what she will say? ]
Gua Gua: [In ancient times, I can’t imagine what she would say?
But if he were born in modern times, Liu the matchmaker would definitely say: Unlucky? That's simply nonsense!
If you are really scared, don't worry, I have thought of it for you!
You wear Nike, drive a Cadillac, and eat at Pizza Hut!
With the equipment you have, why are you afraid of a bad fate?
You resolved it in minutes!
I can tell from the looks of it that you are a person of status and position, and you don't need this little money for equipment! 】