kingnovel Chapter 211: Let Me Help You Suck
Chapter 211: Let Me Help You Suck
Everyone was horrified and felt numb all over!
The eldest princess' heart was beating fast. She subconsciously took two steps towards Chen Changan, but suddenly stopped.
If an ordinary person immerses his face in a frying pan, he will scream and his body will react to avoid the damage he has already suffered.
But Chen Changan didn’t!
The others were even more shocked and looked at Chen Changan nervously.
Wow!
Chen Changan took his head out of the oil pan, wiped the oil off his face, and looked at Miao Xing with a sneer.
"Master, I have done what I said. What do you have to say now?"
Miao Xing's face turned pale and everyone covered their mouths in horror.
Apart from some oil stains and a flushed complexion, Chen Changan actually had no injuries!
Oh my god, this is amazing!
"Am I seeing things? Is this true?"
"I know! Master Chen is the reincarnation of Wenquxing from heaven, and is blessed by the Jade Emperor!"
"It's so scary! Master Chen is so powerful!"
A servant had already handed over a towel, and Chen Changan wiped the stains off his face.
"Big monk, my face is intact, and you still won't admit that you lied to my grandma?"
Miao Xing took two steps back, unable to utter a word.
The old lady took a breath and said, "Grandson, you want to scare me to death! If anything happens to you, how can I explain to the emperor?"
Chen Changan shook his head and chuckled, he knew what was going on.
The old lady hurried forward and questioned Chen Changan for a long time. Seeing that he was indeed fine, she breathed a sigh of relief.
Turning back with an angry face, the old lady faced the Duke of Xibo directly this time.
"My Lord, my grandson has exposed the chopsticks standing in the bowl in front of you. What else do you have to say?"
"My Li family has been loyal for generations. How can we marry Yan'er to a liar like you?"
The old lady was furious: "Tomorrow I will let my son report to the emperor and accuse you of fooling the people!"
Although Duke Xibo was insulted in person, he did not dare to get angry with the old lady.
His eyes darkened slightly as he looked at Miao Xing: "Old bald donkey, I need an explanation. How dare you deceive the old lady? Come on, take him away!"
Miao Xing shook his head vigorously: "Wait, Lord, wait a minute!"
"There must be some trick to this oil cauldron being in public. We have been deceived by a trick!"
"I will try it myself, and I will definitely dispel his lies and mislead the people!"
King Xibo looked sullen and said nothing, but walked to the big cauldron.
The big cauldron is still big. Perhaps because the oil temperature has risen, there are no bubbles on it, but the oil keeps boiling.
Miao Xing didn't dare to get his face in, so he reached directly into the oil cauldron.
Chen Changan was not injured, and he certainly won’t be injured!
But he didn't expect that the hot oil would burn his hand as soon as he put it in!
"what!!!"
Miao Xing screamed, his fingers were on his heart!
He lay on the ground, crying, wailing, and screaming in agony. Every cell in his body was shaking with pain!
"How could this happen, how could it happen!"
Miao Xing rolled back and forth on the ground, and King Xibo's eyes suddenly narrowed.
It's so fucking weird!
He prepared two plans, thinking that he could definitely marry Yan Qing, but he didn't expect that a top scholar would suddenly appear!
Xibohou's eyes narrowed, and he gritted his teeth and said, "I have always suspected that Miaoxing was a fraud. Thanks to the champion who revealed his true face, I was able to avoid being harmed."
"Someone, take Miaoxing out and take him back to the territory to be punished!"
His men had already appeared and dragged Miao Xing away.
Everyone in the hall nodded and smiled, and looked at Chen Changan with respect.
The top scholar is not given for nothing!
Not only is he accomplished in writing couplets, but he can also stand chopsticks on a bowl and wash his face in an oil pot. It's amazing.
The old lady looked at Chen Changan with joy. Yan Qing couldn't help but ask, "Master Chen, Miaoxing has left. Can you tell me how he deceived grandma?"
Chen Changan nodded and chuckled: "It's very simple."
"Come and watch. First, wipe the bottom of the chopsticks clean with a towel. The friction will hold the chopsticks together."
"Then put it in the water, and it will be squeezed by the water surface, so it will be difficult to separate it."
"If you don't believe me, why don't you try it yourself?"
The old lady nodded repeatedly, and Chen Changan mentioned some points of attention.
The old lady tried two or three times, and on the fourth time, she finally succeeded.
Everyone was amazed and I tried it when I got home.
Her eyes lit up with joy, then dimmed: "Humph, Miao Xing wanted to deceive me, and even said something about Yan Qing marrying Xibo Hou... If it weren't for my grandson today, I would have almost been fooled!"
Yan Qing was even more curious: "Also, why can you wash your face in the oil cauldron, but Miao Xing can't?"
"Are you really the reincarnation of Wenquxing? No secular methods can hurt you?"
Chen Changan laughed even louder: "Madam Li, you think too highly of me."
"I told you to prepare tung oil, and I also told you to add vinegar to the tung oil. The boiling point of vinegar is lower than that of tung oil, which forms vaporization. The tung oil looks hot, but it is not actually hot."
"At this time, I can bury my head in the oil cauldron and I won't get hurt."
Everyone opened their eyes wide and nodded repeatedly.
Although this is common sense, it is normal that none of the scholars here often cooks and do not know this.
Xiang Wang nodded, clapped his hands and laughed: "Great, great, really great!"
"I guess the vinegar evaporated and heated the tung oil, so Miao Xing got burned when he stretched out his hand!"
"Haha, my dear brother Changan, why don't you just marry Yan Qing? That would be like being a hero saving a beautiful girl, and it would be a great pleasure, hahaha!"
Hearing the prince say this, Yan Qing immediately lowered his head.
The princess gritted her teeth and looked at Xiang Wang coldly: "Nonsense, absolutely nonsense!"
"My father ordered me to marry Chang'an. He will soon become the emperor's consort. How can I marry Yan Qing?"
"Come back to the palace with me, and I will punish you!"
Everyone lowered their heads, and Xiang Wang looked at Chen Changan for help.
Chen Changan could only shrug.
I told you not to talk nonsense and offend the eldest princess. How can I help you?
The eldest princess left in a rage. Prince Jing'an, Chu Yanran and others also knew what was going on and waved goodbye one after another.
Seeing that all the important people had left, Xibohou knew that even if he had many tricks up his sleeve, how could he show them to the Li family without an audience?
Xibohou stood up with a complicated expression on his face and said with a chuckle, "Master Chen, you have learned more than just poetry and songs. I didn't expect you to have so many tricks."
"Now that we are about to part, I will recite a poem. How about you give me some pointers?"
Of course Chen Changan was unwilling to give any instructions, but before he could say anything, the King of Xibo had already recited it.
"The west wind blows through the courtyard, the flowers are cold and fragrant, and butterflies are hard to come."
"If I were the Green Emperor someday, I would let the peach blossoms bloom together! If I were the Green Emperor someday, I would let the peach blossoms bloom together! Hahaha!"
Duke Xibo left with his servants, but when they heard his poem, they were all shocked and speechless!
On the surface, this poem is about chrysanthemums and is very literary, but the last two lines...
When I become the god in charge of sacrifices, chrysanthemums will bloom together with peach blossoms!
This power is even greater than that of the emperor!
What does this mean?
"Hou Xibo, haha, Hou Xibo."
Li Wuling stroked his long beard with his hand, his tone full of helplessness.
Fortunately, Yan Qing was not married to Duke Xibo. If he really rebelled one day, the Li family would be nailed to the pillar of shame.
The old lady understood Li Wuling's helplessness and said softly: "Grandson, grandma has something to ask. If you agree, grandma will go and tell the emperor!"
Chen Changan raised his eyebrows: "What's the matter? How did it involve the emperor?"
The old lady looked at him dimly: "Of course it's Yan Qing's marriage! You are grandma's grandson, and so is Yan'er. I am willing to be a matchmaker..."
Just as the old lady was about to say the rest of the sentence, Xiang Wang hurried back.
"Brother Changan, my sister has chest pain, I want you to go and see her right away!"
"Hurry up, it will be too late if you go late!"
Xiang Wang pulled Chen Changan and ran out without giving him a chance to speak.
Chen Changan was confused.
If you have chest pain, you go find a doctor, why are you looking for me?
Would you like me to help you suck it?