Xingtie: My mission master joins the chat group.

Chapter 1166 Lin Mao: (Any evil will be brought to justice.jpg)

【Ding dong! 】

Ying: Hmph!

Ying: @Lin Mao, giegie~ Tell me who you've got your eye on, I'll go up and help you win them over!

Lin Mao: Then go and get Keli for me.

Funina: ?

Funina: Isn't this a crime?!

Kiana: What do you mean, "allegedly"?! It's clearly a crime!

How old is Klee?

Although she had never met him, she knew he was probably just a child. Lin Mao asked her to go and win over the child for him...

Kiana's eyes turned cold.

Death penalty! Execute immediately!

Xing: I told you Lin Mao was a lolicon, but you didn't believe me.

Those who understand the law: Who doesn't believe it?

Lin Mao: The dog barks.

Lin Mao snorted, too lazy to explain the misunderstandings of the crowd. He just wanted to see how Ying would win over Klee.

Will he be able to get close to Klee and come back alive?

Although Witch A, Klee's mother Iris, didn't speak in the group chat, Lin Mao knew she was definitely paying attention to the chat's content.

And they have already begun to deploy defenses around Klee.

If Ying dares to go over there, she will be met with a barrage of attacks from this witch.

After a long while, Ying reappeared in the chat group.

Ying: I'm sorry, brother, but in order to prevent you from going down the path of crime, please forgive me for not being able to grant your request.

She wasn't stupid; she knew that Klee was being watched by Iris constantly, and that anyone who dared to get close would have to bear the witch's power. She wouldn't be foolish enough to go over there.

Xing: I think you're a coward!

Xing jumped out and stirred up trouble.

Xing: I don't think you have much affection for your brother.

Xing: They're not even willing to take this small risk.

Ying: Hmph! Don't talk nonsense! My brother and I are bound by an unbreakable bond, how could an orphan like you possibly understand!

Master of the Hall of Rebirth: Are they arguing?

Kiana: No, it was just normal conversation.

Normal? What's normal about it?

Hu Tao watched repeatedly and felt that the two seemed to be arguing, but Kiana kept insisting that the two were having a normal conversation.

Obsidian Grandma: You'll find out later.

Sitella understands Kurumi's thoughts very well. She was also a newcomer once, and she would have the same thoughts as Kurumi.

After all, she's a normal person too.

Any normal person, after joining a chat group and seeing these people interacting, would have similar thoughts to Hu Tao.

【Ding dong! 】

Ying: @Master of Wangshengtang, hello, do you still remember me?

Master of the Hall of Rebirth:?

Head of the Hall of Rebirth: Who are you?

Ying: You really don't remember? That legendary figure who caused such a stir in Liyue Harbor back then, whose name was known to everyone!

Ying: From Mondstadt.

Master of the Hall of Rebirth: You're from Mondstadt... Oh, I remember now! You're the person on the wanted poster!

Ying: Arrest warrant?

Ying was stunned for a moment, then realized what was happening, and her expression immediately turned ugly.

Ying: @Star, (Teyvat profanity)!

Xing: Hahaha! Looks like my design was a great success!

Star: @Luminous, you should thank me, I'm the one who made you a household name in Teyvat!

When Ying caused trouble in Fontaine, Furina became very wary of her and therefore created many wanted posters.

Those arrest warrants were designed by Xing.

Although the character is recognizable as Ying, her appearance is... laughable.

That's why the fire has a reddish hue.

Ying: Don't yell! I'll fight back too!

Ying: If things continue as they are, you'll be a big celebrity at Pinocchio!

Star: I'm just an unknown passenger on the Star Train, I'm a big celebrity wherever I go.

Star: ...Make up the difference!

Xing: What were you doing at Pinocchio?!

Ying: Hehe, I'll treat you the same way you treat me!

Treat them as they treat you!

Estella: It should be this one.

After saying that, he uploaded a picture, which was actually a poster of a prank star that Lin Mao had spread on Pinocchio.

Xing: Damn it!

Ying: This is art!

Estelle: This thing contains a small amount of memes, and people who learn about it can't help but share it with others, so it spreads very quickly.

Estelle: Later, someone from the Academy of Knowledge discovered the problem and began treating people infected with memes. They found that although the energy of the memes was very small, its intensity was extremely high.

Estella: Treatment failed, and she was invaded instead, becoming the biggest meme spreader.

Estelle: The image I have here is a composite image, and because it's incomplete, there are no memes on it.

Kiana: ...This is obviously Lin Mao's doing.

The others nodded in agreement.

There's no way around it, the sense of déjà vu is just too strong.

Moreover, back in Pinocchio, the Herrscher of Knowledge was unable to leave the chat group alone, so only Hayashi Shigeru himself could create and spread memes.

Lin Mao: Couldn't it be that some star god or messenger saw something interesting about this and took action?

Those who understand the law: Do you even believe what you say?

Lin Mao: Of course I believe you, why wouldn't I?

Lin Mao: I think this is clearly the work of the Masked Fool, or that Pleasure Star God of the Grove!

Kiana: Taking advantage of the fact that they're not in the chat group, she's trying to pin all sorts of blame on them.

Lin Mao: Waaah, it's not my turn to take the blame again.

Lin Mao: Hmph! I'm angry, I'm not talking to you anymore, I'm going back to the Immortal Ship.

Master of the Hall of Rebirth: Hey hey hey! You are! You are Lin Mao, right?

Lin Mao: That is indeed my husband.

Lin Mao: Bah! Father!

Master of the Hall of Rebirth: Father... do you want to be my father?

Lin Mao: Hasn't it always been like this?

Master of the Hall of Rebirth: What?! You're my father?!

Funina:......

Obsidian Granny: ...

Lin Mao: ...

Kiana: ...

Alicia: No, this child seems a bit simple-minded...

Just like Kiana.

A shrewd glint flashed in Hu Tao's eyes.

【Ding dong! 】

Master of the Hall of Rebirth: No! My father passed away a long time ago. I personally saw him off. You couldn't possibly be my father!

Master of the Hall of Rebirth: So... you're the reincarnation of my father?!

Lin Mao: ...

Do I even need to think about this?

For some reason, Lin Mao suddenly felt a sense of guilt; there was really no sense of accomplishment in bullying a fool.

Why is everyone so quiet?

Hu Tao stroked her chin. "Could it be that you were scared by my quirky ice-breaking method?"

"That shouldn't be the case. These people seem to have strong mental fortitude. This method should be the fastest way to break the ice."

It's like everyone's been silenced.

【Ding dong! 】

Fu Ningna originally thought that it would take some time for newcomers to integrate into the chat group environment.

Unexpectedly...

Obsidian Grandma: This is probably what talent is all about.

Xing: @Master of Wangsheng Hall, very good! You've passed!

Xing: From today onwards, you are an official member of the chat group, and we are brothers and sisters from now on!

Ying: Newcomers, please DM me to complete the group joining procedures. Remember to prepare the processing fee in case you are too slow and get kicked out of the chat group.

Ying: Once you kick someone out, it's very difficult to bring them back in.

Head of the Rebirth Hall: Alright!

Kiana: What procedures are needed for the chat group?

Kiana: How come I, as the group admin, didn't know?

Ying: Sanqi (三七).

Kiana smacked her lips, but before she could say anything more, Ying sent another message.

Ying: 28, it can't go any lower!

Kiana: Deal!

Lin Mao: (Any evil will be brought to justice.jpg)

Lin Mao: You think I'm blind to do these dirty tricks in front of me, the administrator?

Kiana: I get five, you get four.

fluorescent:?

If I'm not mistaken, five plus four equals nine...

Lin Mao had just landed on the Luofu Immortal Ship when he encountered an acquaintance from before in Changletian.

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