Xingtie: My mission master joins the chat group.

Chapter 1198 Star: Go through the formalities or just call directly?

I saw Lin Mao and Alicia talking to each other.

Those who understand the laws of nature couldn't help but sigh.

【Ding dong! 】

The Herald of Knowledge: Poor Alicia was manipulated by Lin Mao.

Lin Mao is obviously acting.

But Alicia still foolishly fell for it.

They were completely fooled.

Star: Is there any possibility...?

Xing: Alicia actually knows everything. She did this on purpose to cooperate with Lin Mao?

It's just a little romantic gesture between young couples.

It's normal that Shi Zhi Lu Zhe, a single dog who has been single for tens of thousands of years and is the supreme dog in the world, doesn't understand.

Those who understand the laws: ?

The Law of Knowledge: I've made everything clear to you.

It's a mess.

Kiana: @Herrscher of Knowledge, you haven't finished what you were saying.

The Lawgiver of Knowledge: What? Oh, that.

The topic of 'normal' and 'abnormal'.

After reading Xing's lengthy explanation, Shi Zhi Lu Zhe agreed with what she said, but did not agree with her applying what she said to herself.

The Lawbringer of Knowledge: You and Ying are not simply 'abnormal'.

The Lawgiver of Knowledge: You two are utterly mentally challenged.

Those who understand the law: It has nothing to do with 'abnormal', and it has absolutely nothing to do with 'normal'.

fluorescent:?

star:?

Ying: @Xing, what should we do? She called us idiots!

Xing: Find the big brother and kill her!

The Lawbringer of Knowledge: Laughing 1

The Law of Knowledge: Now, forget about your older brother. Even if you summon your soul, you still can't withstand one punch from me!

Star: Arrogant!

Ying: Arrogant!

Funina: You're asking for it!

star:?

fluorescent:?

Those who understand the laws: ?

Star: @Funingna, we do not welcome 'normal people' here.

Those who understand the law: You are you, don't add "I" to it, don't use "we".

Ying: That's right.

Ying: @Funingna, I'm just curious, how did you suddenly join us?

The Lawbringer: You're saying I'm courting death?

Fu Ningna: Hehehe, seeing how enthusiastically you guys are talking, I also want to shout it out and see how it feels.

Ying: I understand.

Those who understand the laws: Is that enough?

The Lawbringer: If a fight breaks out, you should come along too.

The Lawbringer of Knowledge: I promise I will take good care of you.

Funina: Forget about this! Forget about this!

Fu Ningna's throat bobbed. It was fine to talk about it in the group chat; she wouldn't dare to participate in the three's 'gathering' offline.

The brutality of their "gathering".

It's not something a little Karami like me can see.

If you go there, maybe nothing will happen to others.

She must have bruises all over her body.

As they chatted, the topic shifted to Lin Mao, who had a thing for young girls.

【Ding dong! 】

Lin Mao: I'll say it again, I'm not a lolicon!

Xing: It just so happens that the person you like is a loli, right?

The Law of Knowledge: @Star, how did you manage to voice Lin Mao's inner thoughts?

Lin Mao: Damn it!

Lin Mao: Grass! (A type of plant)

Lin Mao: I'll say it again, I'm not a lolicon!

Xing: I don't believe it.

Those who understand the laws: I don't believe it either.

Ying: I don't need to believe it either.

Lin Mao: Since you all feel this way, I'll just tell you the truth.

Lin Mao: Actually, I prefer mature women.

Xing: I understand.

Xing: Should we follow the proper procedures or just call directly?

Lin Mao: Let's finish the process... Pshaw! What electric shock?! I'm not a lolicon! What electric shock?!

Lin Mao: I just enjoy the happiness of nurturing.

The Lawbringer: Policeman: "Keep talking, I'm listening."

The Great Black Tower: Hello, is this the Ten Kings Division of the Immortal Ship?

Star: 6, those who like nurturing have all come.

Kiana: I have a cure for lolicon here. Here are some pictures, pick one yourself.

The picture has been released; it shows a row of bullets with a pistol next to them.

The specific type of drug is self-evident.

Lin Mao: Give me the smallest size.

Lin Mao: Pshaw, I'll say it again, I'm not a lolicon! My views on love are perfectly normal!

The Law of Knowledge: Then tell us your views on love.

Lin Mao: There's a poem that perfectly describes me.

Lin Mao: Roses don't need to grow tall; lovers will bend down for them.

Under normal circumstances, this poem would not seem problematic, but considering Lin Mao's identity as a lolicon...

It suddenly changed its flavor.

【Ding dong! 】

Xing: Cultured lolicon is just different.

Xing: He can also write poetry.

As soon as Xing opened his mouth, the others couldn't hold back their laughter. After realizing what was wrong, bursts of laughter rang out in the real world.

"Pfft-"

"laugh!"

Lin Mao closed the chat group, glanced at Funina who was trying not to laugh, and snorted coldly.

"There's nothing to say to people like you who don't understand poetry."

Let's continue dealing with the Mondstadt situation.

"Sister Hu Tao, Sister Fu Ningna, did Mom really send you?"

Hearing Klee's voice at his feet, Lin Mao smiled, squatted down, patted her head, and chuckled:

"Of course, your mother not only found you Sister Hu Tao and Sister Fu Ning Na, but also found you an older brother."

"elder brother?"

“Yes.” Lin Mao nodded. “Your mother plans to have that older brother take care of you in the future, so you… umm! ...

Lin Mao glared at Funina, who was covering her mouth and dragging him away from Keli.

As Fu Ningna listened to Lin Mao speak, she sensed that something was wrong.

They immediately stepped forward, silenced Lin Mao, and dragged him away.

"Are you really going to harm Klee?"

After speaking, Funina felt a touch in her palm, her expression changed, and she quickly let go of Lin Mao.

"Pooh!"

Lin Mao spat.

Funina looked at her palm, took a step back, and looked away with a disgusted expression.

"Don't you find it disgusting?"

"Disgusting?" Lin Mao looked at her, his expression slightly mocking, and said, "What? Didn't you wash your hands after using the toilet?"

"How is that possible!"

Fu Ningna blushed, clearly not expecting Lin Mao to speak so bluntly, and waved her hand to immediately end the topic.

Lin Mao spoke up and complained:

"I give up. Why are you reacting so strongly? I was just teasing Klee so I could tease Alice in the group chat later."

"Do you think I'm some kind of pervert with no bottom line?"

He may admit he's a pervert, but you can't say he has no bottom line.

Those who have no moral bottom line are not perverts, they are beasts.

Lin Mao despises people like that.

Funina: "..."

There's now a hierarchy of contempt between perverts and beasts.

Walking down the streets of Mondstadt, Lin Mao pulled someone along, flashing a row of bright white teeth in the other person's bewildered gaze.

"Hello, I am Hu Tao, the head of the Rebirth Hall. We are currently having a promotion in Mondstadt. New customers will receive a 30% discount on their first purchase at the Rebirth Hall!"

"Do the guests have any ideas?"

They're selling.

The passerby shook his head. "I'm not your guest, and I have no interest in your activities."

"Not a guest of our Rebirth Hall?"

Lin Mao raised an eyebrow and gestured with his hand over the other person's body.

He gestured while opening his mouth.

“But I see a dark aura between your brows, and when you raise your hand to look up, a death star is faintly flashing, making you look like a person who is about to die.”

"What else could someone like you be but a customer of our Rebirth Hall?"

Fu Ningna heard Weiwei move away from Lin Mao.

They were afraid that blood would splatter on them.

Hu Tao sighed, "Even if I were looking for trouble, I wouldn't say something like that."

"..."