Who taught you to be a recruit like this?

Chapter 860: Nice idea, no more next time

Crash, crash...

The water surface was surging, as if waves were crashing and hitting it.

The water tank of the water truck is an irregular ellipsoid.

The interior of the ellipsoid is not continuous, but has layers of barriers in the middle to disperse the inertia of the liquid in the water tank when the vehicle starts and stops.

At this time, behind the internal baffle of the water tank near the rear of the car, Zhou Fujun stood with his legs apart in a very strange posture.

He tilted his head back and kept his mouth and nose out of the water as much as possible to ensure smooth breathing.

However, when the vehicle drives onto a bumpy road or stops at a traffic light, the water inside will inevitably bump due to inertia.

As he swayed left and right, Zhou Fujun's living space would be constantly squeezed, making him extremely uncomfortable.

Although it is very embarrassing, sometimes in order to complete the act, you have to endure some hardship and suffering.

As a new battalion commander who was airdropped in, Zhou Fujun knew that his arrival would definitely cause some people to be disgusted.

Soldiers have very direct thoughts, and some of them will inevitably feel that it was their arrival that squeezed out the old battalion commander.

Therefore, in order to carry out work better in the future, it is necessary to show off your skills a little.

Moreover, he can quickly narrow the distance with the soldiers and let them know that he, the new battalion commander, is still very capable.

The car slowly stopped. Zhou Fujun, who was hiding in the water tank, heard the noise outside. They must have arrived at the gate and were checking the documents?

The sentry knocked on the tank, climbed up, opened the top hatch, and shone a flashlight inside.

In the military, security checks are relatively strict.

But it was too dark in the water tank, and the moment Zhou Fujun opened the hatch and the flashlight shone on him, he held his breath and hid behind the partition, so the sentry did not notice him.

As the cover snapped shut, the water tank fell into darkness again, and the engine of the water truck vibrated, as if starting up again.

Zhou Fujun emerged from the water, put his head against the gap at the top, and gasped for breath.

He expected the water truck to be inspected, but he didn't expect the inspection to be so detailed.

Fortunately, he hid in time, otherwise he would have been discovered.

However, the high quality and accomplishment of the grassroots soldiers also made Zhou Fujun look forward to his future work and life even more.

The car drove in for a while and finally stopped. Then the sound of water pipes being connected came from outside, and the water level in the water tank began to slowly decrease. This was because the domestic water was being stored in the water tank in the camp.

Living in such a place, domestic water and drinking water are separated.

The tap water used for washing face, brushing teeth and doing laundry has a strong alkaline smell.

The purified water sent from the town is used for cooking.

Purified water is not delivered every day, usually only once a week.

At present, this truckload of purified water has become Zhou Fujun's bath water. Although it is a bit unkind, he has no choice.

If he could sneak in successfully from the outside, he would not choose such a dangerous method, because once he was discovered, he would have nowhere to escape and would be like a rat in a rice jar.

However, he will arrange for the logistics department to use the water to water the flowers and vegetables, and it definitely cannot be given to the soldiers to drink.

Putting aside the issue of hygiene, if the soldiers knew that the drinking water for the next week would be his bath water, they would probably skin him alive.

Zhou Fujun quietly moved towards the middle position, preparing to open the top cover to observe the situation outside, and then wait for an opportunity to act.

But when he pushed the top cover, he found that the top cover did not move at all?

He tried again with force, but still couldn't open it.

It's over!

Zhou Fujun began to panic.

Could it be that the sentry locked the door after just checking it?

This is such a big joke!

The hatch on the top of the water tank is the only exit. Once it is locked, it can only be opened from the outside and cannot be opened from the inside.

This large water tank became a huge plastic bottle, and Zhou Fujun became a grasshopper trapped in the plastic bottle.

Zhou Fujun tried many times, but to no avail. He wanted to call for help... but he couldn't even open his mouth.

The new battalion commander trapped himself in a water tank as soon as he took office. If you tell others about it, they will definitely laugh at you.

At that time, he will only receive a lot of contempt, ridicule, and looks like a fool.

"Damn it, it's messed up!"

"Let me know which bastard locked the lid, and I'll make you goose-step until you doubt your life!"

Complaints aside, problems must be solved.

There are only two paths before us now.

First, call for help.

The consequence is loss of face and reputation.

From now on, don’t even think about raising your head in the camp.

The second way is to wait for the car to return after delivering water. If you make some noise, the owner of the water delivery station will definitely send someone to open the lid and check. Then you can get out of trouble smoothly.

After some mental struggle, Zhou Fujun decided to adopt the second method.

People need face and trees need bark, and in the end he chose to keep face.

After he is out of trouble, he will just report according to the rules and not do any more weird things.

All the little tricks and gimmicks from the past have no effect on this team at all.

So just be honest and stop doing all that unnecessary stuff.

Suddenly, Zhou Fujun found something wrong.

The water in the tank is clearly empty, so it should return the same way it came, but this water delivery truck shows no signs of leaving. Instead, it just stays here and refuses to move.

"what's the situation?"

Military officer Zhou Fu was stunned.

After waiting for more than half an hour, the car showed no signs of starting.

He began to panic, and the nervousness made him suddenly feel the urge to urinate, plus he had drunk a lot of water before setting off and during the journey.

But, this is a water truck, you can’t pee in it, right?

This is too degrading and insulting.

In the future, this vehicle will have to continue delivering water to them, and even to some local people, which Zhou Fujun cannot accept.

Time passed minute by minute, and the car still didn't move. Zhou Fujun clamped his legs together and felt very painful.

Fortunately, when you hold your urination to a critical point, the urge to urinate will be greatly reduced.

I don't know how long it took, but finally I heard footsteps outside.

Zhou Fujun swallowed, thinking he had been discovered, but the footsteps faded away.

Judging from the voices, they sounded like people on patrol in the camp, or maybe they were pickets.

After a while, just when Zhou Fujun felt his bladder was exploding and he couldn't hold it any longer, the sound came from outside again.

This time it was two people talking, and because he was leaning against the rear of the car, he could hear them clearly.

"Master, there's a problem with our sewage system. It's blocked and a lot of dirt has accumulated."

"Look, can you use your car to help us suck it?"

"Don't worry, we'll double the cleaning fee. Is that okay with you?"

The driver hesitated for a moment, but ultimately couldn't resist the double temptation.

In the water tank, Zhou Fujun's eyes were filled with fear, and his face was full of "what the hell" expression.

Is this a water truck?

Are you guys being too reckless?

The most important thing is that he is still in there, and he doesn't want to be stinked to death by the sewage!

When I heard the noise outside, I realized that it might be serious, and I had already reached my limit of holding my urine.

Zhou Fujun, unable to hold back any longer, finally had to compromise with reality. He slapped the iron sheet of the water tank hard and shouted for help outside.

"Help!"

"There's someone inside!"

After just two shouts, the lid on top was opened.

Zhou Fujun didn't care about anything else and quickly climbed out of the cave.

It was already late at night, and they were in a parking lot with no manhole covers or sewage outlets on the ground.

He looked down from his high vantage point and saw two men standing below: a lieutenant with a sarcastic smile and an overly young and handsome colonel.

Zhou Fujun then realized that he had fallen into a trap. He jumped out of the car very embarrassedly, saluted Qin Feng with his legs clamped together, and said, "Hello, Chief. My name is Zhou Fujun, and I'm here to report!"

Qin Feng joked: "Nice idea."

Zhou Fujun: “…”

"Go change into some clean clothes and come back to my office in ten minutes."

"Yes!"