kingnovel Chapter 990 Farted
Chapter 990 Farted
Zhou Dacang said with a smile: "We can get in at the foot of the mountain, but we have to abandon our horses and walk to the top of the mountain. Can you do it?"
Zhou Guo smiled proudly, "Although I am not like you, running around all year round and making long-distance raids, I often go to the mountains. Isn't this small mountain similar to the ones in our village?"
After saying that, he squeezed his legs against the horse's belly, and the horse rushed out.
A group of people followed behind.
Once you reach the foot of the mountain, it is no longer suitable to ride a horse up because the forest is dense and the mountain is steep.
Everyone had to abandon their horses and go up the mountain carrying bows and quivers.
Shanda and several generals did not plan to separate, mainly because they were afraid of losing Zhou Guo, and then they would be in trouble when they returned.
As he climbed up step by step, Zhou Guo finally saw some small things, pheasants and hares, but they were all thin and had little meat.
She looked down on it, and neither did anyone else. It was such a skinny thing, full of bones and no chewiness.
The old man never liked to hang out with people when he went hunting, so he said to Zhou Guo and the others, "I'm leaving first. I'll wait for you at the foot of the mountain when the time comes."
After saying this, he turned around and walked away.
This is a new place, I've never been here before, so I'm a little excited.
Zhou Guo hurriedly shouted: "Master, let's go together. What if there is a big beast or a blind bear in such a big mountain? Can you defeat it?"
That big beast almost took half his life back then. He has gotten older in recent years, so his reaction must be slower, right?
The old man paused, turned around and said, "There is no blind bear here. Besides, my hands and feet are not very sensitive, but my ears are very good. I can hear the movement from a long distance. If I can't beat it, can't I just run away?"
After saying this, the old man turned and left.
With so many people together, what good prey can they catch?
No matter how good the things are, they will be scared away. It’s better to be alone.
Zhou Guo had no choice but to watch him walk away.
A general said, "How about sending a few people to follow?"
"do not want!"
Zhou Guo and Zhou Dacang spoke at the same time. They knew the old man's temper. If he said no, he meant no. Even if they sent a few people to follow him, he would get rid of them.
People generally don't want to go into the mountains with people they don't know.
Zhou Guo said: "Forget it, let's go in, and when we get the thing, he will come out by himself."
The old man is a good hunter, and I think he will come down the mountain earlier than them.
A group of people climbed up the mountain.
Zhou Guo, carrying a bow and arrow, walked away from the crowd step by step, getting farther and farther away.
In fact, not only the old man was not used to being followed, she was not used to it either.
By the time I reacted, there was no one around me, even Zhou Dacang was gone.
On the other side, Zhou Dacang watched her walk away, winked at the soldiers, and when he saw them following her, he led his men forward.
Several of the general's personal soldiers were around him. They followed Zhou Guo for the first time, but they were not used to it and soon left him behind.
A general said to Zhou Dacang, "Young Master has gone far away, don't you need to follow him and keep an eye on him?"
Zhou Dacang said calmly: "Do you think you can kill a big beast with your bare hands?"
"Big insect?" The man thought for a moment and felt that it was difficult. "It would be difficult for me to do it alone with my bare hands."
Zhou Dacang said, "I have a tiger skin and several jars of wine made from tiger bones at home. They have been there for several years. This girl brought them back."
Several people were stunned. "Your little niece was able to kill a giant insect with her bare hands several years ago?"
Zhou Dacang glanced at them and said, "So instead of worrying about her in this forest, you should worry about yourselves and don't turn around and get eaten by the big insects."
After saying that, he left without looking back, "Meet at the foot of the mountain."
So, the group of people dispersed as soon as they entered the mountain, and each went their own way.
The two men still felt that the forest was too big to walk alone, so they walked together.
Zhou Guo wandered around in the woods and saw a lot of medicinal herbs, but unfortunately none of them were ginseng. If herbalists could climb up here, they would definitely be able to pick a lot of good things.
She walked and stopped, and saw hares, badgers, and various pheasants on the way, but she didn't even pull out her arrows.
Thinking about the hardship in the military camp and the lack of oil in the food, she decided to get more today and save it for her uncle and stepfather. When she had nothing to do, she could have some midnight snack to fill her stomach when she got hungry during the midnight meeting.
With this in mind, she didn't want any small things.
After walking for another half an hour, I climbed up another hill and suddenly noticed some movement ahead. I stopped and found a secluded place to squat down and take a look. My eyes lit up. It was a muntjac, and it looked quite big.
He was lying on the ground with his head down, not knowing what he was eating, but he was eating very attentively.
Zhou Guo carefully drew out the arrow, aimed at the bow, and pulled the bowstring up little by little, his eyes stern...
Suddenly, there was a "puff" sound from behind, and the deer instinctively jumped away.
With a whoosh, the arrow flew through the air...
Naturally, her arrow missed.
She looked behind her and saw that it was a few personal soldiers assigned to her by the general. She was helpless and asked, "Why did you make a sound?"
Didn't I follow her without making any sound?
A personal soldier blushed and said hesitantly, "Sir, I know I am guilty. I just held it in and farted."
"Pfft..."
The other two couldn't help laughing when they heard this, but then they felt it was inappropriate to laugh, so they quickly lowered their heads and tried hard to hold it in. However, the way their shoulders were shaking, you could tell how much they were gloating even without looking at their expressions.
Zhou Guo almost laughed, but he thought that if she laughed, it would hurt his face, so he said seriously: "It's okay, you can play it louder next time, no need to hold it in. After all, people have three urgent needs, and this kind of thing can't be held back."
The soldier nodded with a red face, feeling that he had made a big mistake. If it weren't for his fart, the deer would have been in his hands long ago.
Zhou Guo went forward to pick up the arrow and went forward again.
She also saw many flower mushrooms growing in the mountains on the ground. She picked all of them and put them in the bag in front of her.
Whenever she goes into the mountains, she always carries this bag with her in case she finds something good but has no place to put it.
In the end, her bag could no longer hold the things, so she had to put them in the sacks brought by several of her personal soldiers.
The group of four didn't see any prey, so they started looking for flower mushrooms in the mountains.
Zhou Guo took the opportunity to say to them, "These flower mushrooms are best when they are dried and stewed with chicken. If we can't find any big game when we go down the mountain, we can use these flower mushrooms to stew some meatless pheasants. It will be good, and it won't be a wasted trip."
When several personal soldiers heard this, they thought it made perfect sense. The general was very busy with affairs of state and he just needed some soup to nourish his body.
Several people started wandering in the woods.
Zhou Guo led them forward, and she didn't know how long they had been walking. Anyway, her bag was full, and the sacks brought by several personal soldiers were half full.
At this moment, Zhou Guo moved his ears and suddenly heard a noise coming from somewhere in the distance.