Chapter 1478: Title Not Suitable for Children
Chapter 1478: Title Not Suitable for Children
Chen Chuan narrowed his eyes and asked Caibao softly, "Who told you?"
Caibao picked up a puzzle piece and turned it over and over, then stared at the ground again and answered casually, "Food."
The couple looked at each other, Chen Chuan gave her a look, and Shen Xi nodded.
Very good, she hasn’t hit anyone for a long time, and her fists are itching, and she really needs Lao Fan’s help to stop it.
What do you say to your treasure behind their backs all day long? Is this something a two-year-old should understand?
Fan Like is really itching for a beating.
Chen Chuan continued to ask: "When did he tell you?"
When? Caibao stopped what he was doing, tilted his head, and asked her to think about it.
"Last time I went to Fanfan's house."
Last time? Oh, I remember now. Fan Like said that his Zhuangbao is now very good at rolling over, so he wants to celebrate and invite everyone to his house to watch Zhuangbao rolling over.
Chen Chuan had no interest in watching such boring things, but Fan Like was too good at dealing with people. She first gave him a red envelope, then gave Shen Xi another red envelope, and then reimbursed Cai Bao for the expensive car she had just bought...
There are so many things given, hey, it’s not boring anymore, it’s very interesting.
Without saying a word, the couple picked up the child and went straight to Fan Like's house.
Ever since Fan Like had a baby, he has been keen on organizing various parties, with all kinds of names.
There was even one time when they said they were celebrating Zhuang Bao drinking 200 CC of milk in one meal...
Shen Xi felt contempt for these rich people in his heart. They had such an empty spiritual world.
But as long as the money is in place, she can still get support.
Who would have thought that when they were trying to show him support, Fan Like simply refused to behave like a human being!! What kind of nonsense did he teach Cai Bao?
Chen Chuan hooked his finger at Caibao, and the little guy jumped directly into his father's arms.
He stroked his daughter's chubby hand and asked her, "Why did Fan Like tell you this?"
Speaking of this, the treasure was deeply impressed.
"Zhuangbao peed, I saw it."
Shen Xi: ??? !!!
Caibao meant that she saw Zhuangbao's little penis? Someone was going to get mad. How could a man who had to wear swimming trunks when taking his daughter in the bath when she was only a few months old accept that his baby was... polluted so early?
Sure enough, Chen Chuan's gentle voice was filled with gnashing of teeth. "When?"
"When I was playing with Overlord, Fanfan and Zhuangbao also came..."
Although Caibao's speech was a little disjointed, he was basically clear enough. Shen Xi listened for a while and understood it.
During the party that day, Caibao and Bazhu were playing on the lawn, and then Fan Like came with Zhuangbao. He put his son on the lawn and performed a somersault for Caibao to see.
Then Zhuangbao was turning over and over, and maybe because he was exercising too much and exerted too much force, he suddenly let out a series of farts, and then he had an orgasm.
Stinky!
Caibao covered his nose and retreated several meters with the Overlord.
The nanny didn't bring any, and Fan Like didn't bring any diapers, so she simply tore off her son's soiled diaper and wiped him casually. Then Zhuangbao fell into the neutral position. Then, the ignorant Sister Caibao had new insights.
Seeing Caibao looking at her curiously, Fan Like's desire to show off suddenly came out, and he immediately boasted to Caibao, "How is it, Sister Caibao, my brother's baby, is she looking good?"
"Treasure?" Caibao looked around again, but couldn't tell where the treasure was. Maybe... because it was meat, it could be eaten?
She suddenly realized what was going on, pointed at it and said to the overlord, "Here you go."
The overlord stretched out its long neck and took the food in one gulp. Fan Like was so scared that he picked up his son who was crying loudly. He was crushed by the overlord and ran all over the place, saying, "Sister Caibao, you can't let the overlord eat this. This is a treasure. My brother will rely on it to get a wife, kiss, sleep with, and have babies in the future."
Is there this function?
Oh oh oh! Caibao nodded with his index finger, understanding.
Fan Like rolled his eyes and said, "Sister Caibao, you're going to marry someone and have a baby anyway. Look at my Zhuangbao, he's so well-off, why don't you marry him, okay?"
He threw the empty and strong treasure at Sister Caibao...
Caibao directly refused: "No."
"Why??"
Caibao said with disgust: "I won't marry a brat."
Thinking of the series of farts that Zhuangbao had just made like he was riding a motorcycle, Caibao took several steps back.
Fan Like:......
She was still a little kid, how could she look down on his Zhuangbao? What was she thinking? He was going to tell Ah Chuan that his daughter...wait...Ah Chuan? ?
After surviving the disaster, Fan Like suddenly realized what he had said. If Achuan knew that he had instilled such obscene ideas into Sister Caibao, his skin would be peeled off and used as a carpet!
He was so scared that he quickly promised Caibao a bunch of delicious and fun things and asked her to promise not to tell her father what she said today.
Considering the many good things at stake, Caibao readily nodded and agreed.
But today—
Shen Xi couldn't help but ask, "Since you promised Fanfan, why did you say it again?"
Caibao smiled at her and said, "I didn't tell Dad, I told Mom."
Shen Xi:…………
You are really Chen Chuan's good daughter. You can use the Spring and Autumn style of calligraphy at such a young age.
No wonder, she said why Fan Like was so attentive recently, sending a bunch of things to the door from time to time. She thought he had something to ask Chen Chuan again and was laying the groundwork. It turned out that he was using it to bribe treasures.
It's a pity that the things were given away for free, but she told me all the treasures.
Caibao got so excited while talking that he stood up and announced to his parents, "Dad, I'm never going to get married!"
"Oh?"
"I want a wife!"
Shen Xi:…………
Chen Chuan:…………
Did that bastard Fan Like teach him again? Shen Xi really wanted to have the ability to teleport so that he could appear in front of Fan Like and beat him up.
What do you say to your children day after day?
"No, it was my own idea." Caibao puffed out his chest proudly, "I've already made an agreement with Xuanzi that I'll marry him first!"
They even have a candidate for the first wife?
Shen Xi was horrified and quickly looked at Chen Chuan: "Who is Xuanzi?"
"Prince."
Oh.
I asked you to dance, not to choose a concubine. Sister Caibao, are you going astray?
Chen Chuan was very good at grasping the key points: "He is the first one, and there is a second one?"
"Yeah." Caibao nodded: "They are already lined up."
"who are they?"
"Haohao, Xuanxuan, Linzi..." Caibao counted out five of them in one breath, all of whom were his dancing partners this time.
So, she really wasn't going there to dance, she was going there to look for candidates for a wife?
Shen Xi's heart jumped a few times when he saw the blue veins on Chen Chuan's forehead.
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