kingnovel Chapter 1706 Little Huihui
Chapter 1706 Little Huihui
Wen Ying jumped up: "Who said I want to admit defeat? Even a dog wouldn't admit defeat like this!!"
Corn lay obediently on the ground, covering its eyes with one paw and sighing deeply. It wanted to recognize.
Okay, let’s compare.
Caibao pointed at Wenying and said to the parrot, "Little Gray, scold her for me!"
Xiao Huihui immediately became fur-rich, and the hair on his body stood up. Then he started cursing at Wen Ying in a shrill voice: "Your mother is a bitch..."
"I give up!" Wen Ying took a big step forward, held Caibao's hand, and shook it left and right: "Sister Caibao, I give up. Please, don't let your parrot scold me."
Xiao Huihui: "Recognize your mother! Recognize your grandmother's legs! You little dwarf, I'll fuck you..."
Wen Ying knelt down: "I was wrong! I was wrong! Sister Caibao, please don't let it scold you."
Everyone fell.
Where's the moral integrity? Where's the temper? Where's the arrogance? Where's the gangster girl?
Shen Xi shook his head and said, "I still like her rebellious look just now."
Fan Like curled his lips and nodded, expressing his deep agreement.
What the hell? He thought he was going to see a century-long battle between humans and birds. He had even prepared all the melon seeds, but in the end, he saw this?
Wen Yu and Yumi covered their eyes at the same time.
Caibao didn't rush to stop Xiao Huihui, but looked at Wen Ying: "Are you really giving up?"
"I admit it, I lost miserably."
How could Wen Ying dare not acknowledge it? The parrot started by greeting her mother, then moved on to her grandmother. If she didn't acknowledge it, her entire family, including eight generations of ancestors, would be raped by a bird.
She is arrogant, she curses and is very dirty, but she is really not as dirty as this bird.
What a bird, never a good word comes out of its mouth.
Wen Ying really didn't expect that the dirtiest words she had ever heard in her life came out of a bird's mouth.
She admitted defeat. She really couldn't win the scolding.
Caibao clapped his hands, and Xiao Huihui, who was scolding him vigorously, stopped with a "click".
He strictly follows orders and is very obedient.
Everyone:...
The onlookers were all stunned.
Even Shen Xi was stunned.
She really didn't know that people and birds could curse at each other like this, and she didn't know that this parrot was so amazing that it could actually understand human language so well.
Fan Like suddenly took a deep breath: "Oh my god, I almost forgot to breathe."
I never thought in my life that I would be so nervous when watching a bird scolding someone.
"Qiao Yu is so amazing, he actually has a parrot that can curse so badly."
It's obvious that Sister Caibao must have borrowed this bird from Qiao Yu. Sure enough, money is powerful, even parrots are that powerful.
Zhu Xiaochao came over and said, "Of course. For this bird, Miss Qiao hired someone specifically to teach it to speak." He paused and said, "The annual salary is seven figures."
African grey parrots are the smartest and most talkative of all parrot species, and they are specially trained.
This bird is said to have an IQ equivalent to that of a ten-year-old child, and its vocabulary is more extensive than you can imagine.
Anyway, when Zhu Xiaochao used to hang out with Xi Chen, he would be scolded by him every time he went there, so they can be considered old acquaintances.
Xiao Huihui is Qiao Yu's treasure. If Sister Caibao didn't want to borrow it, ordinary people would never be able to borrow it.
Didn’t you see that the trainer was still following, afraid that he would get bumped or the anklet would accidentally loosen and fly off.
You say this bird is strange. It is a big chatterbox and loves to talk very much. Although Qiao Yu hired someone to talk to it, it still is not satisfied. It flies around the house every day and looks for people to chat with everywhere.
It also likes to curse people, and its curses are dirty and ugly, and it especially likes to give people nicknames.
Everyone in the Xi family has been scolded by it and cried, including Qiao Yu.
But the more it scolded him, the more Qiao Yu liked it, like his sweetheart.
Even Xi Chen was scolded by it from time to time, and he didn't even dare to talk back. After all, other parrots might be able to replace it, but Xiao Huihui really had no substitute, so Xi Chen didn't dare to provoke it easily.
Shen Xi questioned, "Are you sure it learned all this... vocabulary from the bird trainer?"
No way? A seven-figure salary, and a bird trainer scolding him like that, and he wouldn't be furious? Shen Xi glanced at the bird trainer beside him. His face was flushed with embarrassment, and he looked like he was about to smoke.
I always feel that all those C coming and going are not something he can say out loud.
Upon hearing this, Zhu Xiaochao raised his eyebrows proudly. He actually knew about this.
After Qiao Yu discovered Xiao Huihui's talent for language, he treated it like his own baby. At that time, it was the queen among parrots, the most favored in the harem, and no one could compare with it.
And it also has exclusive rooms, single rooms.
The problem with this matter is that it is a single room.
In order to take care of it, Qiao Yu specially found someone who was only responsible for cleaning its room.
That auntie was efficient and careful in her work, and Qiao Yu was very satisfied with her at first.
Then… not long after, the bird trainer discovered that Little Gray started swearing, and in a very dirty way, using all sorts of curse words, such as “C here, C here, C here, everything…”
this is too scary.
When Qiao Yu was scolded for the first time, she was stunned. She had never thought that a bird could speak a series of dirty words so fluently. All kinds of private organs were flying out of its mouth, and some... Qiao Yu had never heard of them.
This matter became a big deal and the bird trainer almost committed suicide to prove his innocence.
Later, I had no choice but to check the surveillance.
Fortunately, there is a room for parrots.
Then they found out that it was that auntie who liked to curse while working, and all the swear words were so vulgar that the men would blush when they heard them.
The parrot listened silently and learned everything.
Sure enough, many aunts are unwanted mothers-in-law in other families, and you spend money to invite them to your home.
Looking at the neat and tidy aunt, it seems that she is really a slut in private.
Later, the aunt passed away, the parrot had already lost its ability to learn, and the bird trainer could no longer change it...
Qiao Yu was so heartbroken that he cried.
Who would have thought that she would be scolded by the parrot again.
"Cry, cry, cry, you only know how to cry. You've cried away all your good fortune. Any man who marries you is unlucky for eight lifetimes! Don't think I won't scold you just because you cry. You've just thrown away some worthless things..."
Blah blah blah, Qiao Yu was scolded so much that she sat on the ground and burst into tears.
"Wuwuwu, I don't want to play anymore, you're bullying me... Give me back my pure and lovely little Huihui..."
She still couldn't pay it back unless she got a new bird.
But Xiao Huihui is a rare parrot that is eloquent and human-like, but he has become a foul-mouthed parrot.
It doesn't care about the host or the guests. It dislikes everyone equally and starts cursing. It fires like a machine gun and kills anyone who comes.
Qiao Yu was extremely reluctant to abandon it, but it scolded the whole family.
The last time Mr. Xi came here, he was also hit by the gun and almost had a heart attack.