Marry first and try love: After a flash marriage, the boss becomes wild and promiscuous

Chapter 1806 Indecent

Lou Linshan and Wen Ying's admiration for the treasure was like a never-ending, surging river.

Hmm, Treasure's little brain is really sharp.

Her idea was indeed correct.

This orchard is indeed the safest place right now, but—there's always an exception to everything in this world, and there's always the possibility of an accident.

For example, in the team catching thieves, one of the young men suddenly had a stomachache.

It felt like being stabbed by a knife, like a chrysanthemum about to bloom in the next second.

He covered his backside and said to the students who were escorting them, "You take them back first, I have something to do."

"Hurry up, we're going to interrogate the thief soon."

Fang Shiyou and his two companions glared at them angrily, shouting, "You're the thieves! Your whole family are thieves!!"

For a scholar, picking a few leaves is considered stealing? At most... it's considered pilfering.

The young man, desperate to relieve himself, didn't care whether they were stealing or burglarizing; he only knew that if he didn't release his waste soon, he would be humiliated in public.

He happened to be near the orchard, and he ran towards it in a contorted posture. He didn't dare take big steps, nor could he believe a single fart at that moment.

He knew it was indecent to do such a thing in broad daylight, so after entering the orchard, he deliberately went deeper into the orchard.

Crops rely entirely on manure for fertilizer.

They, as agricultural workers, have a deep love for manure and cherish it greatly.

Let's put it this way: even if we're out there, we'll hold our poop and pee back in the school septic tank, absolutely no waste or extravagance!

Luckily, he was near the orchard today; otherwise, he probably wouldn't have been able to hold it in, what a waste! He had a feeling it was going to be a huge spurt.

He buried his head and plunged into a dense forest, not daring to spray wildly at the tree roots, as that would burn them.

Stand back a bit, squat down, and start releasing your pent-up emotions.

"Puff puff puff!! Bang bang bang!!"

"Mmm~~ That feels so good~~"

Caibao raised his head, looked around, and asked his two apprentices, "Did you hear anything?"

"What sound? There's nothing there." Wen Ying and the other woman were completely bewildered. What sound could there be? Fang Shiyou and the others had all been taken away; there was no one left now.

Caibao wrinkled his nose and pinched it with his chubby fingers: "Then... can you smell anything?"

"The smell?" Lou Linshan took a deep breath. The aroma of fruit and leaves, full of phytoncides, was a natural and refreshing scent. One whiff made her feel completely relaxed.

"No, it smells delicious."

Wen Ying was a bit smarter than her: "Maybe the orchard was just fertilized. I heard that their agricultural university does all sorts of ecological and organic things, using farmyard manure, so it must have a bit of a smell."

is it?

Caibao's little nose twitched. Had she smelled something wrong?

Hey, what's that moving over there? Treasure hopped over and ran over.

After rushing over, before I could even see what it was, I was drawn to the branches laden with fruit. Wow, so many fruits here!

She picked some and put them in her pocket so she could eat them while walking.

The little guy was short, so he didn't go up to higher places. Instead, he parted the dense leaves and started picking—

Then, she met a pair of eyes...

Tang Maojie was half-closing his eyes, singing with a mixture of pain and pleasure, his face contorted in a grimace, when—

"Are you here to take a dump?"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Question: If a man gets startled halfway through exercising, he might become impotent. What about when he defecates?

As it turns out, it will... cascade down like a torrent, with thunder and lightning crashing down...

This was a day Tang Maojie would never want to recall in his life.

*

Shen Xi had no classes this afternoon, so she finished work early and went home.

The children weren't home, but the handsome husband was. After a satisfying meal, the couple enjoyed a pleasant afternoon together.

Sweating profusely, feeling thoroughly refreshed and exhilarated.

As the sun set, she lay on Chen Chuan's chest muscles, reluctant to get up.

The evening breeze lifted the thin gauze curtains, gently caressing the scene in the sunlight, as beautiful as a dream.

What more could you ask for in this life?

She sighed.

"What's wrong?" His fingers slowly traced patterns on her skin, languidly, with a pressure she liked, making her heart tremble.

"It's nothing, it's just a pity... the treasure is coming back."

Chen Chuan chuckled softly, his chest vibrating, which made her ears itch.

"Your daughter will be heartbroken if she hears this."

Shen Xi's lips involuntarily curled up: "Having children is indeed a blessing, but sometimes... it can be really annoying."

I've never seen a child as mischievous as Caibao.

As long as she's home, you can forget about doing anything in peace. If she's quiet, you don't need to think twice; she's definitely up to no good.

Last time, she slipped into the kitchen without a word, and when Chen Chuan found out, good heavens, she had spilled a whole bag of flour, turning herself into a snowman.

They not only messed with the flour, but also poured in soy sauce and mixed it together. Then they put both feet in the rice cooker and slid around on the stove while holding onto it.

If they hadn't made a noise, the couple wouldn't have noticed.

She completely ruined the once clean kitchen, and Chen Chuan spent an entire day cleaning it.

It was discovered that she had not only sprinkled flour, but also all the powdery things in the kitchen, claiming it was for making a cake.

Not to mention, she ruined the inner pot of Chen Chuan's ridiculously expensive rice cooker.

Enraged, someone directly paid Shen Xi to slap the fat man's buttocks ten times. Eight of those slaps would be his, while Shen Xi could only take two.

Then the little guy's crying was deafening. When he went downstairs to play, he complained to the older women, chattering away for over an hour, which drew condemnation from all the older women and little kids in the neighborhood.

Tell me, what kind of mess is this? This little guy is already waging a media war, who are you going to reason with?

What can you do with her?

It’s so creative.

If you pay attention to her, her little mouth will chatter on and on without stopping; if you ignore her, she'll cause trouble.

No wonder Chen Chuan sent her to kindergarten when she was just over two years old. Shen Xi didn't believe he had no ulterior motives.

Who has so many adults watching over their child every day?

treasure.

They're such a worry.

"I heard that their kindergarten had them draw today?"

"Ah."

The homework has been sent to the parents' group, and Chen Chuan has already reminded his daughter once.

Aren't you going to help me with it?

"I've always believed that children should solve their own problems."

Regardless of whether the homework is done well or poorly, the original intention of homework is for children to do it themselves. Chen Chuan would never help his child complete the homework, and now he has even passed on the task of tutoring homework.

After three years of hard work raising his child, he has finally seen the light at the end of the tunnel and should enjoy life to the fullest.

I picked up my phone, and WeChat was bombarded with messages—work messages, friend messages, all over the place, 99+ messages in total.

Xi Chen, in particular, posted more than a dozen messages in a row.

It's ridiculous. He's already lying flat, but we have to help him up every day.