kingnovel Chapter 1868 The Fateful Light Bulb
Chapter 1868 The Fateful Light Bulb
Fang Shiyou swore he wasn't stupid.
So many children have fallen victim to this problem, unable to remove the light bulb; it's bound to be difficult to solve.
Although they were martial artists and possessed some flexibility, he was still a very cautious person overall.
He held the light bulb and slowly inserted it, very slowly, but he didn't expect that "whoosh," the light bulb would go in so easily, just like Pigsy eating the ginseng fruit, without any warning.
No wonder so many kids are flocking to it. If it's so easy at the beginning, everyone will think it will be easy to get out, right?
It turns out that those who are easy to get in but hard to get out are not good people; besides marriage, there's also swallowing light bulbs!!
Moreover, Fang Shiyou went in very thoroughly, and then... and now he's in this beat-up taxi, enduring the driver's ridicule.
"You really can't get this out? No way, you young men have elastic skin and can open your mouths wide, you should be able to get it out, right? Are you afraid of the pain and afraid to use force?"
The master was very curious and kept asking questions.
Fang Shiyou leaned back in his chair and thought, "Destroy my illustrious reputation!"
Fortunately, it's the dead of night and quiet, so no one knows.
Once the light bulb was removed, he planned to use force to threaten Gu Feifan, forcing him to keep this matter a secret tonight and not tell anyone!
Otherwise, beat him up!
Amidst the driver's endless incredulous questions and Gu Feifan's laughter, Fang Shiyou's composure was like that of a pufferfish, because he had a light bulb stuffed in his mouth.
But then, something even more infuriating happened.
When they arrived at the emergency room, the nurse at the triage desk immediately shouted, "Dr. Lu, come quick! This time, the person who swallowed the light bulb is an adult!"
Everyone in the entire emergency room was staring at Fang Shiyou!
Social death scene.
He turned to run away, but Gu Feifan pulled him back.
"Since we're already here, let's just take it out. Otherwise, we won't be able to handle it ourselves when we get back, and we'll have to come back and suffer again. It's not worth it."
He made sense, and Fang Shiyou stopped struggling.
The embarrassing ten-odd minutes finally passed.
I heard that the doctor who removed the light bulb for him was the most skilled doctor in the hospital, so he can rest assured.
I've had too many opportunities to practice with my phone lately, so I'll just have to get used to it.
Fang Shiyou was in tears.
As he left the hospital with a sullen face, Gu Feifan grabbed him, saying, "Are you still angry? Forget it, it was my fault, I apologize. How about this, there's a late-night food stall next to the hospital that has amazing grilled skewers. It's my treat, how about it? Let's get a few beers and a few plates of skewers, and after we finish eating, we'll pretend this never happened, okay?"
Fang Shiyou remained silent.
"Whether to go or not, just one word."
"……go!!"
Why not eat it if it's free? He's not stupid.
Young people are forgetful. After a few beers and a grilled skewers, they're back to being good buddies, arms around each other, forgetting all the unpleasantness.
Just as they were burping and turning out of the alley, they saw the taxi that had picked them up earlier suddenly stop in front of the hospital. Amid the security guard's shouts of "Hey, hey, hey, no parking here!" the driver tumbled out of the car and stumbled as he ran toward the emergency room.
Fang Shiyou, a martial arts practitioner with sharp eyes, took a look and laughed.
The driver turned into a pufferfish too, and he swallowed a light bulb!
Hahaha, no wonder I asked so many questions in the car earlier. I didn't believe Fang Shiyou really couldn't produce it. I firmly believed that young people these days are too fragile and useless. They must be afraid of pain.
See, this is what happens when you're too curious.
The two brothers exchanged a glance, then quickened their pace in unison, quietly following him all the way to the emergency room. Sure enough—
"Dr. Lu, hurry, hurry, another case has come! And it's a big one!"
"Hahaha, serves you right! Serves you right for laughing at me!"
Fang Shiyou's frustration and anger had been largely calmed by the beer and barbecue, and now it was completely gone.
He found his balance, and he announced that he no longer hated light bulbs.
The light bulb was a good boy, punishing everyone who didn't believe in it equally.
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"From a medical perspective, the reason why a light bulb can be put into the mouth but not taken out is mainly related to the human oral cavity's occlusal structure. In order to put a light bulb into the mouth, we need to open our mouths as wide as possible. At this time, the condyle and articular disc of the temporomandibular joint move forward, the jaw joint pushes outward, the muscles are relaxed, the ligaments can be stretched more, and the angle of the mouth opening can be greater."
"When the light bulb is put into the mouth, the smooth bulb slides inward. At this time, because the neck of the bulb is relatively thin, the pressure on the oral ligaments is relatively small, while the pressure near the root of the tongue is relatively large. Therefore, the articular disc that moved forward returns to its original position, locking the bulb in the mouth. At this time, the articular disc is also stuck by the bulb head and cannot move forward again, making it difficult for us to open our mouths wide."
Cheng Xuri stood on the kindergarten's podium and spoke eloquently.
The children sitting obediently with their hands behind their backs stared blankly at him.
After Cheng Xuri finished speaking, he forced a stiff smile: "Children, did you understand?"
A flock of crows flew by, cawing loudly.
Wei Mingliang jumped up and roared, "What are you babbling about? You're fined five yuan!"
Caibao reached out and slapped him hard. With a crisp "smack," Wei Mingliang covered his face and sat down, closing his mouth, putting his hands behind his back, and puffing out his chest. He was incredibly well-behaved.
The children, who had been sitting slouching, immediately sat up straight.
Zhong Min covered her face.
Cheng Xuri thought about it and realized that since his master had supported him like this, he had to help his master win back his favor.
He took out a light bulb to demonstrate to everyone: "We can see that the light bulb has a structure that is larger in the front and smaller in the back, and the surface is smooth and curved. When people put the light bulb in their mouths, their teeth will follow the light bulb and get stuck in the narrow part. At this time, the teeth and the light bulb are like a buckle that firmly holds them together."
"Once the light bulb is completely inside the mouth, it will fill the entire oral cavity completely, leaving no gaps, so the tongue has no room to move to push the light bulb out."
"So it's not that our mouths are too big or too small, but rather that the structure and joints determine that once a light bulb goes into our mouths, we can't take it out."
He has tried his best to explain it in the simplest sentences.
Caibao stood up and clapped: "Bravo!"
The children were startled and quickly joined in the clapping.
Amidst thunderous applause, Cheng Xuri's face turned as red as blood.
He was just trying to find an excuse to slip away when a little boy ran over, grabbed his leg, squatted down, and then...pooped...
Cheng Xuri: ? ? ?
The childcare worker rushed over to handle the situation, and Teacher Zhong apologized to him.
Cheng Xuri fled the classroom as if his life depended on it, ran out of the kindergarten in one breath, and leaned against the wall to breathe a sigh of relief.
Thankfully, they were all children. He was terrified, but luckily he ran fast.