kingnovel Chapter 1937 There's work to be done! There's work to be done!
Chapter 1937 There's work to be done! There's work to be done!
Gu Feifan was so scared he almost lost his soul.
Fang Shiyou has already broken a boulder on his chest, could that sword-swallowing guy be him?
He can't, he has such a small mouth, he can't swallow it, he really can't swallow even a little bit.
At this moment, the image that flashed through Gu Feifan's mind was his master grabbing his hair, pulling a sword and stabbing it into his throat.
Anyway, there are plenty of apprentices. Killing one is one less to worry about. There are plenty of others waiting to become apprentices, so it's good to make room for them.
The scene was so violent that Gu Feifan almost cried.
Treasure submitted a lot of programs in one go. Not to mention the audience, even the performers were confused. After listening to a bunch of them, they couldn't find any programs that they felt they could do.
No, could this be any more ridiculous?
What, a lion jumping through a ring of fire? Do they even have lions?
Then everyone's eyes fell on the corn, and the corn started to tremble; the baby was scared...
Excellent! Treasure's passionate speech attracted everyone around, and in no time, their stall was surrounded by a huge crowd.
After all, such a beautiful, cute, and chubby baby, even if she doesn't say anything, just standing there, she's already the most dazzling one in the crowd.
Besides, Sister Caibao even dressed up quite professionally.
She had her hair tied in a little bun, wore small sunglasses, and had a big gold chain around her neck. Oh, this wasn't taken from her mother's suitcase; it was a gift from Aunt Qiao Yu. Her mother said she would keep it for her, and she took it out to wear for herself first. Is that alright?
Did I break my promise to my father?
Caibao thought there was nothing wrong with it.
She wore a bright red sweater with gold thread lining, paired with gold flared pants. Under the lights of the night market, the whole outfit sparkled and shimmered, making her shine like a sparkling flower.
Honestly, this rather tacky outfit is only carried by her pretty face, and it actually looks quite good on her, with an indescribable charm.
The little guy stood on a high place and waved his arm, shouting, "Does everyone want to see?"
I must say, she's a real orator, instantly piquing everyone's curiosity and enthusiasm.
They answered in unison, "Yes!!!"
Treasure raised his hands: "Alright, let's start with a chest-breaking boulder to warm everyone up! Those with money, please donate; those without, please clap your hands until they're smashed! Applause!"
Wen Ying banged her gong loudly, which not only made the three dogs run around wildly, but also made the onlookers cover their ears and cry out that they couldn't take it anymore.
It must be said that the desired effect was achieved.
Their stall became the most eye-catching one in the night market.
Fang Shiyou was forced to take the stage. He ripped off his T-shirt and then unleashed a flurry of "hum hum ha hey" sounds!
I must say, he's been practicing external martial arts for over ten or twenty years, and he's really quite proficient.
His chest was strong, covered in well-defined muscles with such beautiful lines that it made one's mouth water. Most importantly, some of the boy's nipples were still pink and tender...
"Wow~~" The female perverts couldn't hold back, their mouths watering instantly, and they snapped a bunch of photos with their phones.
Those who understand will understand.
Male perverts are the same.
Fang Shiyou almost wanted to scream and clutch his chest, but he couldn't.
He could only lie down on the long bench. Wen Ying quickly put down the gong and, together with Gu Feifan, lifted the large stone over and placed it on his chest.
Wow, it really is a huge rock, and it's incredibly heavy.
Gu Feifan swung the hammer, almost flying off his feet. He gritted his teeth and was about to smash it into Fang Shiyou's chest.
"and many more!"
The treasure was suddenly halted.
All eyes turned to her. Fang Shiyou looked at his master with tears in his eyes. He knew his master wouldn't be so cruel. She still loved him, right?
Caibao looked at the onlookers and said, "Is there anyone willing to come up and smash it? Small hammer: 80 yuan; big hammer: 100 yuan."
Fang Shiyou: ...You're too quick to be moved.
My heart is dead, utterly dead.
Then the swarm of young women almost overwhelmed Fang Shiyou.
The ladies couldn't swing the big hammer, so they wanted the small hammer.
Then Caibao's payment code started ringing non-stop, business was booming.
Fang Shiyou was surrounded by a bunch of young ladies who showered him with kisses and bangs. He was so lucky that his face was burning with excitement as he happily collected treasures and money.
It's common knowledge that women and children's money is the easiest to earn.
Now that the young ladies' business is stable, she's off to make money off the little kids.
"Dog sled, 21 people, start when there are 4 people, run a lap around the back."
To promote the product, Caibao and Wenying sat down first and had the three dogs pull them around for a while. It was easy and incredibly cool.
It has to be said that they were very lucky; at the back of the night market, with a flower bed behind them, they managed to enclose the area.
A smiling angel Samoyed, a demolition mastermind Husky, and an unbelievably beautiful Alaskan Malamute. The three sled dogs, all sleek and powerfully built, are ready to go, pulling their sleds. They look like they can run fast.
The little car was also modified, with wheels underneath, since it wasn't snow.
It must be said that Zhu Xiaochao is quite capable; he completed the treasure's requirements excellently in a short period of time.
With treasures as a sign, the children couldn't resist the temptation and cried out that they wanted to ride the sleigh.
Parents couldn't handle their children's fussing and had no choice but to scan the code to get on the bus.
Eighty yuan a sled, a lap takes less than a minute, but the kids are having so much fun they're practically falling over, unwilling to get off. Round and round it goes. Goodness, this isn't a sled, it's a money truck!
Wen Ying is numb.
Family members, does anyone understand how Master's brain works? How could she think of something like this?
What's most frustrating is Xiaobai.
With such a temporary group, including the unstable element of the husky and the formidable Samoyed, the two dogs could easily lose control and start parkour while pulling the sled.
It's extremely risky.
What happened to the treasure?
Before we started, I called out to Xiaobai. Xiaobai immediately understood, raised its paw and slapped Yumi and Da Pang. They were stunned and instantly became obedient.
Then, led by Little White and followed by Big Fatty Corn, the sled was pulled very steadily and well. The parents who were initially hesitant due to safety concerns started to get restless because their children were already rolling around on the ground, wanting to ride the sled.
But the four in front refused to come down no matter what, and their parents below tried to coax and trick them into coming down.
Just kidding, they've already run ten laps and lost two hundred yuan. If they keep running, they'll lose a week's wages.
This is way worse than that "What's your dad's dad called?" sign at the supermarket entrance. Those things only sell for a dollar or two after shaking it for ages, but this one costs twenty!