kingnovel Chapter 671 The Return of Miyou Gengke 5
Chapter 671 The Return of Miyou Gengke 5
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The survivor bias that Xishanju brought up before became the "wing theory". This theory has also stood the test of time and has become one of the three major theories of mobile games.
After all, the operation of the game is not just about who has the loudest voice in the community. You may ask why it is so clear? The reason why APEX's daily active users plummeted is that these planners listened to the professional guys every day.
Honkai Impact 3 Siegfried: "Having said that, Xishanju's behavior is indeed not very friendly to old players. If the daughter I raised suddenly came back with plastic surgery one day, I would probably be unable to sit still."
Honkai Impact 3rd Cecilia: "My baby daughter is so cute, she still needs plastic surgery!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Kiana: "Hehehe, I won't do that."
Honkai Impact 3: Youlan Daier: "Me too, who has the time to put a knife on their own face?"
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Miyou Encyclopedia: Sword Hero Star Miyabi.
In the animated short film of Hoshimi Miyabi, Miyabi has been practicing martial arts with her mother since she was a child and has a strong interest in the sword. However, her mother does not want Miyabi to use the power of the sword, so she has been hiding it.
Until the hole at the door of her house exploded, in order to prevent herself from completely turning into a skeleton, she gave the sword to Miyabi and let the sword be pushed into her body. Originally, this somewhat clichéd but tear-jerking plot was not to be faulted, until a player who played Monster Hunter discovered that Hoshimi Miyabi was like this because she had been infected with the sword since she was a child.
In the Monster Hunter game, weapons like the Tachi are very cool, so the player base far exceeds that of other weapons. However, due to its difficulty in operation and its mechanism, there are also many people who are not good at playing it.
This has also led to many jokes about the katana weapon, and many veteran hunters recommend dual swords and crossbows when guiding new players. But our Miss Ya is very rebellious. She got into katana at a young age. She refused to play with the sledgehammer her mother taught her to play with; she refused to practice with the spear her mother taught her to play with; she refused to love the battle axe her mother taught her to play with the katana; and in the end, she lost her mother because of playing with the katana.
We don't advocate hell jokes, but I do have something to say when it comes to weapon recommendations. Newbies should play with shield and axe. Look at Seth, he plays with shield and axe, and several of my colleagues are all beauties.
Stay away from the sword and embrace a better life.
Juequ Lingxing Jianya: "You know it's a joke in hell, and you still say it! What's wrong with playing with a knife? Can't a knife-playing person protect his family? Now that my mother is back, I won't let her encounter such a thing again!"
Mingchao Abu: "But then again, it seems that women who play with katana in our universe all have very tragic pasts!"
Space Wanderer Gao Xuan: "One can't do anything, one's sister and friends are all dead, one's own planet is gone, one's own mother is gone, it's really miserable."
Honkai Impact 3rd Raiden Mei: "Although that's the case, those are all things in the plot. What does it have to do with us in reality?"
Star Dome Railway Huangquan: "Yeah, besides, it's not like I don't have a hometown now. Izumo has already returned."
Genshin Impact Lei Movie: "That's right, my sister and friends are back too."
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Miyou Encyclopedia: Paimon the Cleaning Master.
Among the games that were launched a few days ago, many of them were not optimized well. In addition to Ming Chao and Infinite Nikki, which were just launched in public beta, there was also Yan Yun Shi Liu Sheng, which was launched some time ago. Because the programmers of Groove did not do a good job of resource recycling, the graphics card memory would explode and the frame rate would drop crazily after the game ran for a while.
After encountering this incident, many anchors suggested in the comments that a Genshin Impact master could be installed in the background to fix it. After the anchor did as instructed, the effect was immediate and the frame rate immediately returned to normal. This is how this meme came about.
Why can Master Pai fix the frame rate of other games? The reason is very simple. The resource recycling of these games is not done well, resulting in a large amount of memory being occupied. Master Pai will clean it up in time after it is started.
It's like the sloppy me and the clean roommate, but in fact, the red car or task manager can achieve similar results in the background. It's just that the basics of resource recycling are too abstract for most games last year.
Master Pai repaired Palu last year, and after a break, he was called to repair Mingchao, and then to repair Wuxian Nuannuan. I thought I had finished the work for the year, but at the end of the year, there was an urgent Yanyun Sixteenth Level, which was very frustrating.
Genshin Impact Traveler Ying: "Hahahahahaha, Master Pai has been working hard for a year and thought he could take a break, but he was called to work overtime again!"
Star Dome Railway Pioneer Xing: "Come to think of it, it seems that Xiao Sanyue's course in the Origami University Dream Building Academy is also about learning to beat dust. If I download other games and this happens, then can I open a Xiao Sanyue in the background and do the same thing?"
Starry Sky Railway March 7: "Hey, don't really think I'm a slayer!"
Genshin Impact Paimon: "That's right, I'm not a pie chef, I'm emergency food!"
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Miyougeng Encyclopedia has always been a fiction.
When Silver Wolf and Special Weapon were implemented in Star Railways version 1.1, their light cones were named Rain Keeps Falling, and when Rakshasa and Special Weapon were released in the next version, their light cones were named Echoes of the Coffin.
As a result, someone adopted the naming format of the Silver Wolf's special weapon and called it "The Coffin Keeps Ringing". This ridiculous and difficult name entered everyone's mind. So many people began to use formulas for other light cones, such as Kafka's "Just Wait" was renamed "Mom Keeps Waiting"; Topa's was renamed "Cat Keeps Petting"; Doctor Zhenli's "Bath Keeps Soaking".
But there are still too few light cones that can be used in this way, so everyone started to expand their business and apply other content in the game. For example, the power of the hunting star Shenlan in the simulated universe is to keep shooting arrows; the blue bird wins the hand by constantly drawing cards; the silver branch opens the big hand by constantly defending.
This high intensity of memes probably made Lao Mi himself unable to hold back, so the official account released a new video series "Fictional Construction". Most of the videos in this series highlight a screenwriter's illness. The fictional historian who can write such a text is more or less at the level of an emissary in the mysterious destiny.
And this joke was also used in the live broadcast of the fourth anniversary which is yet to be determined.
Walter Yang of Star Dome Railway: "Now that I think about it, I really want a light cone called "Toller Dies All the Time". That would make me happy for a long, long time."
Honkai Impact 3rd Otto: "Oh my old friend, don't vent my anger on the light cone! But then again, I also want a beautiful light cone."
Honkai Impact 3 Kevin: "You two's purpose is too obvious."
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The first original battle between Miyou and Baike.
At the end of 2020, a blogger used Tongtian to make a slow motion video of Zhongli. The majestic style of this song is very suitable for Zhongli's character. This video and the song became popular immediately, and many people went to the comment section of Tongtian to reserve a place for Zhongli.
The song "Kai Tian" was played in the finals of the LPL Spring Season in 2018. During that period, the RAG team was extremely strong and almost never lost with this song. This song gradually became RNG's battle song, although RNG in 2020 was not as good as before due to various reasons.
But after all, this is Huang Za's territory. It is a bit abstract to go to his doorstep to mark the territory. Besides, Huang Za was very angry with RNG at that time and had no place to vent.
I was still thinking about where to find a punching bag to vent my anger, but a group of them came to me, and the first original war began. However, those who play the League are all Zaun pianists who play PVP and fight against others all year round. There are many two-dimensional cute people in the original friends who can't even type properly on the computer.
The battle situation is predictable. The original friends ran away. The fans fought all the way from NetEase Cloud to the small TV, and then from the small TV to the main company of Miyoushe. The result of the battle was that the Anti-Pressure Bar was named OP, and this is how the word came about.
At this point, the first original war ended in this absurd way, but in the next four years there may be a second, third, and fourth war.
Star Dome Railway Pioneer Qiong: "I can already guess what will be reviewed next. It will probably be the next few original battles."
Genshin Impact Abyss Prince Kong: "I wonder if the players in our Genshin Impact universe have ever won the battle? But we must not fail to win even once!"
Captain of Honkai Sandongyuan: "They should be able to fight, right? It's not like they can't win even once!"
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Miyougen Encyclopedia: The Second Original Battle.
At the end of 50, League of Legends launched a free name-changing event. Before that, if the league wanted to change its name, it had to spend yuan to buy a name-changing card.
Although we all know that Varian can change names for free, but why League still can't do that, everyone was happy to get 50 yuan from Tencent at that time. But I don't know what gust of wind blew some amazing OPs over to celebrate together, celebrating that they can play Genshin Impact with free name change.
Moreover, he kept brushing the game all night long, which immediately wiped out the interest of the players. Upon hearing the news, the anti-pressure player rushed over and punched the OP in the face with a deliberate punch.
He also said that the character drawn in the original god is incomplete, and he still has to draw the constellation, just like he has to draw all the constellations of Exodia, so he gave her a second name based on Exodia's nickname "Stone".
Here is a special story. The Klee ghost picture at the Ark Carnival appeared after this incident, and it was directed and performed by the Xianjia Army. But I have to say that the name of the stone is indeed a bit vicious. After the second original war started, our original friends had the experience of the first battle and chose to retreat and run away in the face of the iron fists of the players.
The second original battle ended with Kangba unilaterally killing OP and naming him Stone for the second time.
But in the third and fourth wars in the future, the immortal army will join the fight, and it will be far more exciting than the previous two.