Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Chapter 1020 Zhang Haifeng 2

Zhang Xingyi: . . . .

"Scrubbing your body is a very comfortable thing. Don't resist it. Are you a man?"

He just doesn't understand.

Why.

"Ahhh! Stop talking, uncle. Go, go, go, go!"

Zhang Haifeng pushed Zhang Xingyi and let him go.

Zhang Xingyi touched Zhang Haifeng's head and left.

Riding a horse very fast.

Only Zhang Haifeng was left disheveled in the wind, which he had finally forgotten.

Woo woo woo.

"Wow, wow, wow, there's no innocence anymore, there's no innocence anymore."

When his buttocks were spread open, his heart was broken, and his little calf, which had never been touched like that before, was moaning.

Many other people saw it.

Then he cried so pitifully that he asked all the Zhang family members in the bathhouse to look at him.

Because this was the first baby who cried so sadly.

Tears were streaming down his face and his howling was deafening.

Unfortunately it was of no use and he was put in solitary confinement.

Reason: Noise is prohibited in the Zhang family.

At that moment, he felt that confinement was not bad.

It can protect his self-esteem.

Black is really good.

Zhang Haifeng, who now remembered, spit behind him.

bah bah bah.

When Zhang Qilin came out, he saw his friend spitting with tears in his eyes, so he left the yard before Zhang Haifeng noticed and increased his footsteps.

When Zhang Haifeng heard the voice, he immediately wiped away his tears and looked at the young official who came in with red eyes.

"You're back."

Zhang Xiaoguan nodded: "Hungry."

"Wait a minute, it will be ready soon. Today we have chicken stewed with potatoes. Many of them left, so they left a lot of things behind.

The fields were full of potatoes, and the cellars also had some, and dried corn.

There is also a lot of bacon.

We can eat for a long time.

There are also a lot of clothes.

Weapons were also taken away. They did not take away live chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep. We will raise them in the future."

Zhang Haifeng was muttering on and on, and Zhang Qilin followed behind him. Looking at his expression, he knew that Zhang Haifeng had forgotten.

His emotions come and go quickly.

When he was released into the wild, he discovered that Zhang Haifeng didn't like being outside and he only talked a lot in front of people he knew.

At other times, Zhang Haifeng is just a chatterbox.

Very easy to satisfy.

For example, he would be satisfied with a large piece of land, plenty of food, and clothes.

Every surviving member of the Zhang family has a story of blood and tears, except of course those whose parents are still alive, which is a bit sweet.

The rest are bitter melon.

Even the elders and clan leaders.

So Zhang Haifeng, who originally had some complaints, now felt that this was normal.

"By the way, little official, go take a shower first. The things the elders gave you are in your room. We'll look at them after you're done."

Zhang Haifeng still remembers this incident.

Fortunately, he didn't forget.

It seems that his bad idea is very useful.

Zhang Qilin smelled his own scent, and then he went to take a shower.

There is only one small room in the bathhouse that is heated, otherwise the whole room would be heated up, which would be a waste.

The Zhang family members are all very good at hands-on work.

The water drops slid down Zhang Qilin's shoulders and disappeared into his lower body, making him feel warm and comfortable. After washing himself, he went to the small bathhouse to take a bath.

This place can only accommodate three people, and it seems that Zhang Haifeng did it himself.

At about the same time, Zhang Qilin stood up and dried his body, and laughed again for some unknown reason.

After putting on his new clothes, he went into the house.

Sure enough, as soon as the food was served, Zhang Haifeng’s smiling face greeted us.

Very good, still silly, not suffering.

"Eat and Happy New Year, little official."

"Happy New Year, Zhang Haifeng."

The two smiled at each other as they clinked their glasses. Fireworks bloomed outside, and they could celebrate the New Year together.

Since they had to stay up all night to celebrate the New Year, Zhang Haifeng stayed with Xiaoguan. The kang was big enough for anyone to sleep on.

After reading the notes given by the elder, Zhang Qilin handed them to Zhang Haifeng.

"So, our next target is to find Bai Ma in Medog."

"Ah."

Looking for grandma.

Zhang Qilin promised: "Mom will give you half."

Because Zhang Haifeng woke up crying and called for his mother in the middle of the night.

"it is good."

The New Year's Eve is over.

Zhang Haifeng still let the official drink the antidote.

Then he fell asleep.

I've been staying up late, I can't take it anymore, I need to make up for it.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

It's normal for people in the Zhang family not to sleep for a few days.

But he can't cook, so if you want to eat it, just heat it up. He knows how to cook.

Forget it, let him sleep with me.

He always felt that he could sleep peacefully next to Zhang Haifeng because he couldn't beat him.

Zhang Haifeng's grades are a bit poor.

It doesn’t work in Zhang’s house.

But it doesn't matter.

he is.

He will never be bullied by others.

Zhang Qilin still remembers the first time they met. The fair and tender little boy was crazy and didn’t act like a normal person when he opened his mouth.

Zhang Haifeng even thought that he was disabled because he didn't speak!!!

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

To be honest, I was pissed off.

People laugh when they are speechless.

Then Zhang Haifeng slapped himself in the middle of the night and said that he deserved to die and he would protect him from then on.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

The people in the same room must have been scared. What's wrong with him?

Then Zhang Qilin often went to the confinement room to pick up Zhang Haifeng to end his punishment.

Thanks, I wasn't covered.

Some were implicated.

Because of Zhang Haifeng's behavior, the clan paid much less attention to him.

He really doesn't need this kind of cover.

He fought back.

Even after Zhang Haifeng discovered that Zhang Xiaoguan was the Holy Infant, he did not change. He was his cool friend.

If it were in his world, he would have posted on WeChat Moments and TikTok to show off.

Then when you go to buy milk tea, go to the cafeteria, or go to the fruit stand, ask the brothers to serve you, and you can get the largest portion at the most affordable price.

He has experience in this; he has done it before.

Now, Zhang Haifeng, who used to only care about his head and not his butt, is also a cool guy when he doesn't smile.

You can also buy the most suitable price and the largest quantity.

His barbecue is unbeatable.

Zhang Haifeng smacked his lips. His dreams were all about barbecue. His brain couldn't hold too many things.

Zhang Qilin looked at Zhang Haifeng for a while and then took him into his arms.

He didn't know what was wrong with Zhang Haifeng's brain, but he didn't despise him.

After all, there have been many jokes since I was a child.

Just thinking about it makes me feel dizzy.

If he wasn't afraid of affecting his family's reputation, he would actually want to laugh.

Everyone else laughed anyway.

Practicing martial arts, memorizing lessons, traps and poisonous insects, there is no level that won’t make you cry.

But this time, he didn't scream when he cried.

Tears were falling heavily. The instructor had examined Zhang Haifeng several times and confirmed that he was indeed a member of the Zhang family.

When the young Zhangs of the same period realized how miserable they were during training when they saw Zhang Haifeng crying pitifully, they felt that life was not that difficult after all and was pretty good.

They feel pain too, but they don't cry.

Zhang Haifeng was crying before and after he was released.

Sometimes they don't even want to acknowledge him, mainly because they're afraid of being embarrassed.

It's a wonder of the world. Da Zhang and his friends also knew about it and deliberately came over to see Zhang Haifeng.

They want to know what a weirdo looks like.

The Zhang family also loves cricket people.

At that time, Zhang Haifeng was in so much pain that he kept pulling Zhang Qilin.

Zhang Qilin was said to have fallen asleep. He was really talkative. He said everything that mattered to the Zhang family.