Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Chapter 1086 Yuzhu 5



Chapter 1086 Yuzhu 5

Yuzhu has been feeling a little sleepy lately.

I don’t know why, but I just feel sleepy.

She thought it was because she had absorbed too much meteorite jade.

So he went to the bronze door and sucked until the bronze door stopped glowing.

Yin soldiers: . . . .

No, ah, their old home was robbed.

Now I can’t go out for a walk at all.

Hei Xia Zi looked at Yuzhu worriedly.

Zhang Qilin felt the pulse, then looked at the blind man strangely, "Come here."

Yuzhu has fallen asleep.

Normally, she would have woken up.

Hei Xia Zi doesn't even know how to take a pulse.

I don't know what the mute is doing, testing his level.

His level is not good enough.

Then, he carefully felt the pulse and looked up at the mute.

"A blind man cannot see that."

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

He was silent for a moment and looked at Yuzhu's belly.

"I'm very happy."

The black bear is happy and has his own hobbies.

"What's the good news?"

Could it be that Azhu has prepared some treasure for him again?

The blind man knew that Yuzhu was the best to him.

Polygonatum odoratum: . . . .

Zhang Qilin: . . . . .

He sighed. What hope is there for a blind brain?

"You have a child now, and Yuzhu has become a mother."

He became a godfather.

After saying that, Zhang Qilin began to daydream, wondering what Yuzhu would give birth to.

Is it a bamboo or a person, or half and half.

I was suddenly startled. It was so scary.

Or lay an egg.

Black Bear: ...

Oh, there is a child, then there is a child.

No, it's not.

It's so blind that it can even make non-humans pregnant.

Hei Xia Zi was so excited that he started dancing with joy.

He pulled the dumb man and started spinning in circles.

"Dumb, dumb, tell me whether this child is a boy or a girl, a human or a monster."

"Could it be a half-demon?"

"It won't be like Nezha. Ah Zhu will probably be pregnant for three years."

Hei Xia Zi's words stumped Zhang Qilin.

That makes sense. Why don’t he go back and take a look at the clan’s collection of books?

Thinking of this, he told the blind man and went to the old house, which was only a few hills away anyway.

While on the way, I thought of the lines I had recited before.

The one given by Wu Sanxing was very embarrassing.

Our ancestors have a dark history.

Fortunately, he quit.

Fat Man: ...

Yes, the words you said are now used by fat people.

Anyway, it's a rip-off.

Very speechless.

He is no longer relevant.

Wu Xie didn't want to listen anymore.

Wu Sanxing: . . . .

In the end, there was no choice but to tell it all.

Wu Xie: . . . .

Third uncle, you.

Then I fainted from anger.

Fatty: It’s true that you’re naive and angry. Everyone would be angry.

Wu Sanxing: . . . .

Without external assistance, the Nine Gates' plan fell apart.

Of course, Zhang Qilin doesn’t know this now.

He looked through the collection of books, what are the things that humans and monsters give birth to.

Black Bear: ...

Polygonatum odoratum: . . . .

When Yuzhu woke up, she vaguely felt that she might be pregnant.

Just look at the look in Hei Xia Zi's eyes, he almost stared through her belly.

It's not surprising that you're pregnant.

Black Bear: ...

No, this is quite surprising.

They are equivalent to Xu Xian and White Snake.

It's amazing.

Could it be that this child also has a great background, a Wenquxing or a Wuquxing?

Polygonatum odoratum: . . . .

Could it be a bamboo?

Hei Xia Zi began to talk incoherently.

Bamboo, bamboo is good.

Bamboo can be used to make oil-paper umbrellas, stools, beds, bamboo strips, and backpacks.

After a slap, Hei Xiazi's eyes became clear.

No, that's his child, of course he can't make anything.

Yuzhu is right to be angry.

Hei Xia Zi's brain is no longer normal. Sometimes he smiles foolishly, and sometimes he hugs A Zhu and kisses her.

Then he went out like a ghost to cook.

Yuzhu looked at the dozen or so dishes. Although she could eat them all, she couldn't finish them all at once.

In a way, these foods have no energy.

The birth of a child requires energy.

So, Yuzhu looked at the blind man strangely.

She suspected that this was not the blind man's child.

Yuzhu felt that she had given birth to the ultimate.

Rather than a blind person.

Of course, this can only be confirmed when the baby is born.

Children require a lot of energy.

How can we live without energy?

She won't waste her energy anyway.

Hei Xia Zi: It’s okay. If he says it’s his child, then it’s his child.

Only a blind man can recognize it.

Zhang Haike looked at the patriarch who was looking for books everywhere and didn't understand.

"Chief, what are you looking for?"

Zhang Qilin thought for a moment and said, "Zhang Haike, how can a monster give birth to a child?"

Zhang Haike: . . . .

No, ah, this, during the days when the patriarch disappeared, she really had a child with a monster.

Captured by a monster.

What kind of monster is this? Is it a human?

What is the original body when it is born?

Can you speak?

Speak monster language or human language.

What's your name? Zhang.

Or the clan leader married into the family.

It seems that they are marrying into the family. Even though they are humans, they are still no match for the monster.

It’s okay, Zhang Haike hurriedly began to check the family tree and files.

There are records of the Zhang family intermarrying with outsiders and non-humans.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

No, you talk more than me.

He felt the need to explain.

"It's the blind man's, not mine."

So the blind man is the husband-in-law, not me.

Zhang Haike paused, turned around, and looked a little disappointed.

"Patriarch, it doesn't matter whether he is a human or not."

Why are you so disappointing? The important thing is the children, the children.

"Chief, the blind man already has a child, do you want to have one?"

Zhang Qilin glanced at the crazy Zhang Haike calmly and let him experience it himself.

"You give birth."

"You're old."

So you take the lead.

You talk as if you are over a hundred years old and giving birth to a child.

What are you proud of?

How dare you talk about him?

A bachelor talks about another bachelor. Are you polite?

Zhang Haike: . . . .

Is it that he doesn't want to have a baby?

He can't give birth.

If he has the chance, he will give birth.

The ones I gave birth to are purebred.

He also set his sights on Xiao Zhang and others.

Xiao Zhang: .

Don't rush them into marriage, please. They are still young, not even a hundred years old.

Don't consider this issue.

The Zhang family is determined not to fall in love too early.

Zhang Haike: . . . .

Yes, the Zhang family will have no descendants.

So Zhang Haike found a group of Lao Zhangs. He had a bold idea in his mind.

After hearing Zhang Haike's arrogant words, the old Zhangs almost closed their eyes and kicked their legs and left.

It's simply outrageous.

Incredible.

Finally, they thought of the Zhang family's situation.

If the family does not want to get married, having no descendants is not a problem.

So these old guys just regarded it as a contribution to the clan.

Besides, there may not be a way.

This approach would certainly be very costly.

The chances of success are slim.

Having said that, Zhang Haike was still beaten.

Zhang Haike felt that the price was not too high. He would be beaten soon.

Regardless of success or failure, we must fight for the continuation of the Zhang family.

Zhang Qilin opened his closed eyes again.

It was simply amazing. The way he looked at Zhang Haike was almost like he was looking at a miracle.

But he won't give birth anyway.

So, it’s okay to ask.

Polygonatum odoratum: . . . .


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