Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Chapter 1149 Li Jiayan 12

Buzz! Zhang Haike felt a bolt of lightning strike his crown with pinpoint accuracy.

He opened his mouth and made a hoarse sound in his throat, and couldn't utter a word for a long time.

Like a zombie.

Might as well be a zombie.

Is he out of date, or is her sister regressing to her roots?

You all volunteered.

At this moment, Zhang Qilin lowered his head silently and continued to gnaw on the duck skin, as if he heard nothing.

The Zhang family mascot began to disappear.

Hei Xia Zi laughed so hard that he collapsed on Zhang Qilin's shoulder, shrugging his shoulders.

Zhang Jiuri held his forehead and whispered to Li Jiayan, "It's over, Brother Haike's CPU is going to burn out."

Li Jiayan nodded in agreement and silently stuffed the last bit of roast duck into his mouth to calm himself.

Look, even the blind man is not hungry anymore.

Zhang Haike: Yes! Yes, yes, yes.

Zhang Haike took a deep breath, and then another deep breath, trying to regain his calmness and dignity as the helmsman of the Zhang Group.

He pointed at the three men, his voice hoarse with a tone of someone on the verge of collapse: "You, all of you, come in! What are you doing standing at the door?!"

He had to first find out who these three were and how they had tricked his sister into becoming disabled!

Zhang Haixing happily led her three true loves into the yard and headed straight for the small supermarket as if they were familiar with the place.

"Brother, I'm thirsty! Zhang Jiuri, get me a bottle of soda! What do you guys want to drink? Feel free to take it, and put it on my brother's account!"

Zhang Jiuri's mouth twitched and he looked at Zhang Haike.

Zhang Haike was surrounded by the three men. Mr. Wang, who was wearing a suit, handed him his business card, A Fei, who was wearing a flowered shirt, struck up a conversation in a familiar manner, and Professor Li, who was wearing glasses, began to explain the precautions during pregnancy.

Zhang Haike had a look of despair on his face, his eyes were blank. He mechanically took the business card, responded vaguely, and calculated frantically in his mind.

A baby's milk powder money, diaper money, nanny money, education fund...

Multiply by three?

No, I’m not sure about the child’s father, maybe it’s multiplied by one, but looking at the situation, these three true loves may have to be supported?

Also, Haixing, do I need to prepare for school district housing in advance for island properties? How many do I need?

Hei Xiazi nudged Zhang Qilin, lowered his voice, and smiled maliciously: "Dumb, did you see that? The scope of my uncle's support for the family has expanded again.

Next time, shall we go on vacation to the island he bought?"

Zhang Qilin swallowed the last bite of duck skin and said "hmm" slowly.

He looked at Zhang Haixiong and her true loves who were picking and choosing in the small supermarket, and finally his eyes fell on Zhang Haike's soul-out face.

He was silent for a few seconds, then nodded very slightly, almost imperceptibly.

Well, the blind man is right.

Zhang Haike, it’s not easy.

Li Jiayan felt a sense of disharmony from the three men.

It turned out to be a male, or three males.

There are not many females in this world who meet their aesthetic standards.

Someone like Zhang Haixing is just right, domineering, capable, and super charming.

They like this, it's their honor to be noticed.

They are all volunteers.

Zhang Haike was devastated when a child pulled his hair.

He doesn't want to take care of children.

But my sister just left the child behind and went out to have fun.

Zhang Haixing: . . . .

Zhang's confinement room, where she had been forced to sit by her brother for three months, was also very devastated.

But it doesn’t matter, this time she stayed with the child’s father.

She left with two other people.

Zhang Qilin poked the child curiously.

A crying toy.

The black bear continued to poke and laughed.

Zhang Jiuri: . . . .

What the hell? This is a human being. It’s normal for the Zhang family’s child to cry.

It would be abnormal if you couldn't cry.

But at most three years old.

You are not allowed to cry when you turn three years old.

Li Jiayan: . . .

Zhang Haike and the child’s father are the most normal here.

Others really are, um, in need of further education.

He's a psychopath who knows the kid is, well, a jerk and a terrorist.

There will be some fun later.

It's just children playing with adults, not adults playing with children.

Because the child is unreasonable, he has his own logic.

It can bite, scratch, jump, eat and laugh.

Very scary.

Adults are his toys.

Creatures like Xiao Xiao Zhang are very scary.

His name is Zhang Xiaoguai.

Because he is not well behaved at all.

The child is Mr. Wang’s.

I have a lot in common with my uncle and we can help each other.

He is very professional in taking care of children.

But I also broke down and cried several times.

This child is different from the ones on their planet.

So ferocious and so energetic that it's scary.

Ever since I could crawl.

You can drill anywhere.

If he, the eldest wife, was not in good health, he really wouldn't be able to bear it.

Until the child turned into a leopard.

Zhang Haike: . . . .

Quick-acting heart-saving pills.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

Blind, a little monster.

Black Bear: ...

He said that few of the partners chosen by the Zhang family are normal.

Zhang Jiuri: . . . .

It's still broad daylight.

Mr. Wang: …

It's my child.

Li Jiayan: . . . .

Orcs.

Understood.

So, everyone looked at Mr. Wang as a matter of course.

"In a sense, we are what you would call aliens."

“So, you are real.”

Zhang Haike slapped his head.

"Does Hai Xing know?"

"I knew it. I knew it from the beginning."

The veins on Zhang Haike's head were popping out, and he picked up the phone and started yelling at his dear sister.

"Why didn't you tell me such a big thing?"

Zhang Haixing scratched her ears: …

My brother has great lung capacity.

"I didn't say it, then I didn't say it."

"Brother, don't make a fuss. You're talking as if our Zhang family is one person."

They are all mutant creatures, don't make a fuss about it.

Zhang Haike: . . . .

If his sister hadn't been far away, he would have hit someone by following the telephone line.

His sister.

It must be someone else who led him astray.

Mr. Wang: ...

The people on Earth will turn the tables.

There's nothing we can do about it. They are a matriarchal society and all men are like this.

Zhang Haike originally wanted his child to go to school normally, but now, well, let him study with the Zhang family.

I can’t go to school anymore. If I were to perform a magic trick, a teacher might be scared to death.

Zhang Haike roared into the phone for a full ten minutes until there was a busy tone.

Zhang Haixiong hung up the phone directly.

He held the microphone tightly, veins throbbing on his forehead.

"Ouch."

Play with me.

Little Zhang Xiaoguai, or the little leopard cub, was being curiously poked on the furry back by Zhang Qilin with a finger.

The little guy felt a little itchy when he was poked, and he made a comfortable purring sound in his throat. His round amber eyes were narrowed, and he unconsciously rubbed Zhang Qilin's fingers with his head.

This intimate gesture made Zhang Qilin pause for a moment, and then he poked her again even lighter.

The black bear squatted beside him, and said in amazement: "Mute, look at this fur, it's so shiny and smooth, it must feel good. It's much more lively than those fed in the zoo."