Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Chapter 1153 Zhang Ruian 3

Although Xiaoguan's movements were very methodical and a little sauce got on the corner of his mouth, he ate very seriously, with his little face puffed up and moving around.

Zhang Ruian looked at the young official with satisfaction as he concentrated on eating. Then he looked at Zhang Fusheng who was eating beside him without even raising his head. Only then did he slowly start to gnaw on his beloved pig's trotter.

He ate while shaking his head and occasionally humming a tuneless song. Listening carefully, it seemed to be a folk song from Wenzhou, with a hint of the salty smell of the sea breeze.

Unfortunately, the Zhang family didn't understand this strange tune and thought Zhang Ruian was crazy.

Zhang Fusheng sometimes felt that Uncle Ruian’s mentality was even more childish than theirs.

Even Xiaoguan's kid wouldn't do that. He looked at Zhang Ruian and shook his head, feeling a little happy.

The official glanced at the two adults and swayed quietly.

It tastes good after shaking.

Zhang Fusheng was about to pout when Uncle Ruian stuffed a sheep's hoof into his mouth.

Zhang Fusheng was satisfied.

Zhang Ruian: Children are still easy to coax.

Fortunately, the Zhang family’s child doesn’t like to cry. If he were a kettle.

Zhang Ruian would hide away in fear.

When the Zhang family's children cry, they usually cry secretly or quietly.

Anyway, I'm very patient.

At that time, Zhang Ruian relied on his strong self-esteem to keep from crying in front of others and cried secretly behind their backs.

If the children don’t cry, then he, as an adult, shouldn’t cry either.

Rui generation: ...

The last one in the class doesn't cry, and so don't they.

What a beautiful misunderstanding.

Xiaoguan got used to being held so often and began to pull Zhang Ruian to look in the direction of the chick.

The Zhang family owns a farm, and the only fun for the Zhang family’s children, besides studying, is watching the little yellow chickens.

To be honest, when the little yellow chicken and the little official squat together, I don’t know who is cuter.

Of course they are both cute.

The official smiled.

The little yellow chicken also laughed.

Zhang Ruian carried Xiaoguan in his arms and walked around the clan, strolling around and chatting.

Although others ignored him and just turned their backs on him.

Zhang Ruian was also very happy.

In fact, I was afraid of the look in my tribesmen’s eyes that day, which was the look of a fallen god.

But next to Zhang Ruian, he couldn't see that look.

All I saw were the Da Zhangs fleeing in panic.

So talking too much can scare people?

Zhang Ruian: . . .

No, don't learn this. There are so many things to learn, but why learn to talk endlessly? We don't participate in debate competitions.

That would be too damaging to your image.

He was just talking nonsense. After all, he knew all their dark history. Who wouldn't be afraid?

Our Zhang family has to be proud and aloof.

Petty Officer: . . . .

cold?

not cold.

Zhang Ruian: Yes, you are not cold, go and play.

Your brain is like a little yellow chicken.

Little Yellow Chicken: Chirp, chirp, chirp.

When Zhang Fengcheng returned to his tribe, he saw Zhang Ruian walking his child. He looked the same as before.

The clan leader, Lao Deng, can no longer control the people in the clan.

Many times, everyone knows it in their hearts.

The only one who is unclear is Xiao Zhang on the ground.

When a building is about to collapse or a person is about to die, they can feel it.

This time no one was willing to turn the tide.

Zhang Fengcheng's whip was against Zhang Ruian's chest, and he glanced at the little kid on the ground.

Tsk tsk.

Another orphan.

"What's wrong with you."

Zhang Ruian: "If you're poisoned, just go get some medicine. Come back if you want. Why are you so crazy?"

"There are so many children in the Zhang family, can you bring them here?"

"I won't take you."

You are such a grown man, yet you are still so nervous.

Something wrong.

Zhang Ruian whipped away the horsewhip and stuffed a persimmon into his mouth.

This thing is easier to preserve if dried.

Zhang Fengcheng smiled nervously and left again.

Xiaoguan: My adoptive father has many friends, and none of them are normal.

Ever since Zhang Ruian became their backer, no one complained during training, and that night the noise seemed to have disappeared.

Anyway, this result is something I never expected.

His only worry now is that Zhang Ruian always gives him food.

He got fat from eating so much.

On the training ground, Xiaoguan was eating the lunch box given by his adoptive father, and the noise was so loud that it almost left an afterimage.

Delicious, love it.

In fact, the Zhang family has a cafeteria, a large cafeteria that can accommodate a thousand people.

The others either make it at home or have it sent by their clansmen.

For example, these are how old they are.

The food is sent by parents and relatives when they are still around, or you can eat food from the clan.

After all, the Zhang family’s cooking is not delicious, and the delicious food is all in the cafeteria.

Zhang Ruian got the best taste.

But what Zhang Ruian didn't know was that the child his friend had raised was already giving him a huge surprise.

Of course, maybe it was just a shock.

He unknowingly built a network that connected all the capable people in the Zhang family.

Zhang Ruian's abstraction will unconsciously bring out his own ideas and will influence many people.

Time will give the answer very well.

His friends have already reserved the position of clan leader for him.

They are ready to overthrow Zhang Ruitong, the hypocritical old man.

Zhang Ruitong: . . . .

! ! ! !

But plans can't keep up with changes.

On the road to becoming a powerful fat man from a small official, Zhang Ruitong killed himself.

That’s right, he died in the ancient city of Sizhou.

The bronze mother bell was lost, and people were in panic.

The Wang family took advantage of the opportunity and started to make trouble.

Rumors abound.

But Zhang Ruian is not worried. If the sky falls, he will hide.

In the end, he couldn't hide.

Anyway, when he was pushed to the position of patriarch with a confused look on his face, everyone below fell silent.

There are so many things to complain about Zhang Ruian that I can’t finish criticizing him.

Second Uncle's pants flew off the hook, they couldn't think of any other candidate.

Silence is everyone's silence.

Mengquan is Zhang Ruian’s Cambridge.

It turns out that he is destined to lead the entire clan.

It turns out that when luck comes, it cannot be stopped.

So he walked to the highest point and started to give a speech.

“Since everyone has no objection, I will announce the change of the clan rules.

First, if you have someone you like, you don’t need to hide it. Bring both the man and the woman back home, give them some red medicine, and then you can live together. As for how you say it, that’s your business and has nothing to do with the tribe.

Second, times are changing, and a third person has appeared in the clan. You should clean up the mess yourselves.

Third, when I am guarding the gate, you have to pick me up and drop me off.

Fourth, I don’t care about anything, you guys just keep going.

Fifth, whoever wants to be the clan leader, I will abdicate immediately.

Any comments? No comments, the meeting is adjourned."

Everyone: .

No, they didn't agree.

You are so confident.

Zhang Fengcheng walked up to the altar, and people behind him came up behind Zhang Ruian one after another.

Zhang Ruian: . . .

No, you guys are so awesome.

You have to keep pretending, there are so few chances to pretend in life.

Da Zhang: . . . .

Xiao Zhang: .

Lao Zhang: …

Zhang Ruian wouldn't lead them into trouble, would he?

Such an unreliable person actually has so many people supporting him.

Petty Officer: ……

My adoptive father still has this ability.