kingnovel Chapter 501: After the Luck Was Stolen, the Survival Game Came
Chapter 501: After the Luck Was Stolen, the Survival Game Came
[Guo Yong: Why does that old man keep laughing? It's so scary! ]
[He Fangfang: Maybe he really is an NPC, unable to control even his own facial emotions? ]
【Situ Xuan: Has the person left? 】
[He Fangfang: Let’s go, I secretly exchanged his lunch box, and there are indeed a lot of good things in it. And where is the seafood dinner you had this morning? I’ll give it to you!]
【Lu Hansheng: No, no, we’ve already eaten! 】
[Situ Xuan: To be honest, we felt that the old man was too old to be portrayed, and he should eat less seafood! We voted unanimously and decided to leave half of it unfinished! ]
Jiang Yueshu also sent over a few pictures of the seafood dinner.
【Lu Hansheng: Really? You did the right thing! It’s a good thing we didn’t waste it at that old man’s place!】
[He Fangfang: Well, let’s share among our group. We can all benefit from your help and have a seafood feast.]
[Situ Xuan: Sister Fangfang, I'm curious, how did you change the lunch box? ]
【Jiang Yueshu: Master Kongkong, didn’t you notice? 】
[He Fangfang: It should be about the same. Anyway, I didn’t notice it at the time, and I don’t know about it afterwards.]
[He Fangfang: Doesn’t he like to pretend? We originally made a dish of spicy stir-fried cabbage, but I felt that the goal was too small, so I went to the farm to pick several bags of vegetables, such as lettuce, spinach, water spinach, coriander, garlic sprouts, etc., anyway, they grow fast. I put them in a bag and said it was a gift for the master. Then he was happy for a while, and the lunch box came into my hands, so I secretly changed it to a similar one. ]
[He Fangfang: What a coincidence! The three-layer lunch box I bought at the trading stall today is almost exactly the same as his. That’s why it went so smoothly. Maybe it was destined that we took his lunch box! After changing it, I put it under the table. He could see the problem as long as he looked down, but Master Kong Kong didn’t notice it at all.]
[He Fangfang: Sister Jiang, I think you are right! Master Kongkong does have a lot of treasures on him. The food box disappeared right under my nose. I even doubt whether he has a system backpack like ours.]
【Lu Hansheng: That old man is so abominable, there is no truth in his words, I really don’t know. Brother, do you have that iron plate on you?】
[Guo Yong: Yes! He said I stole something, so I just touched my body and a round iron plate fell out, just like yours...]
【Lu Hansheng: Then what...what do you say? 】
[Guo Yong: I said, is this yours? Master Kongkong didn’t say yes, nor did he say no. Anyway, he kept saying that I stole his things? But…]
【Lu Hansheng: But what? 】
[Guo Yong: His expression was very strange at the time. He didn't even smile. He seemed to be a little confused as to how I found the round iron plate. Then he ran away without saying a word...]
[Lu Hansheng: Let’s go, brother, it’s time to clear our grievances…]
In the afternoon, when the two were listed on Master Kong Kong's blacklist as "thieves", they instantly attracted a large number of onlookers.
After all, these two people were considered the best in District 167, but they were still blacklisted for such bad behavior as "thieves". Most people were shocked by this.
The daily images and performances of these two people clearly have nothing to do with these two words.
After chatting in the group, the two went to rest.
As for the people in the group, some believe and some do not.
After the two left, the group was still discussing the matter.
After the evening exercise, the five of them prepared to tidy up the house, wash up and rest.
After all, they had a really busy day today.
Lu Hansheng walked towards the kitchen. He still remembered that he had opened a pollution beast detector this afternoon.
That thing is very important, he has to keep it close to him.
After going to the kitchen, he saw a wooden box under the table. When he walked over, he found that it was an empty box.
Lu Hansheng touched his head, wondering if it had fallen on the wooden pavilion, and hurried over to look for it.
It turned out that there was nothing there except two treasure chests.
"Situ! When you picked up the seafood gift bag this afternoon, did you see what was inside?"
Situ Xuan ran next door to find Siming. When her clients who had signed rental agreements with her rented treasure chest filters, Situ Xuan temporarily stored the treasure chest filters there.
"what?"
Situ Xuan popped her head out, carrying the box and started to carry it to her uncle's place, where she would temporarily store it.
"what?"
"It's that pollution beast detector!"
Lu Hansheng was a little anxious.
"what?"
Upon hearing that it was such an important thing, Situ Xuan put the thing down and ran over.
"No, there were only Buddha Jumps Over the Wall and the seafood gift pack in the wooden box at that time?"
Lu Hansheng scratched his head suspiciously and talked to himself.
"Did I put it away?"
He began to search again hurriedly.
"Jiang Jie! Huan Huan! Xiao Xie Ge! Come here!"
Jiang Yueshu and a few others were also at Siming's place. The customer's rental service had ended, and she was filtering the treasure chest she had received for free.
Hearing Situ Xuan's shout, several people went over.
"what happened?"
Situ Xuan: "Just now, Xiao Luzi said that the pollution animal detector we drove this afternoon was missing, and asked if we saw it when we went to the kitchen to get the seafood gift bag. I remember that I didn't see it. Do you remember it?"
The three of them shook their heads in unison, "No, there's only Buddha Jumps Over the Wall and a seafood gift pack."
"I don't know. It was right here at the time, but now Xiao Luzi says it's gone..."
Situ Xuan shook her head and pointed to the wooden pavilion beside her.
Jiang Yueshu glanced around and her eyes fell on the two wooden boxes.
"Did any of you take the box?"
"No."
The three of them shook their heads.
Situ Xuan and Xie Huanhuan didn't know what was going on yet.
Xie Guangfei has already said, "There is a box missing."
"Sorry……"
Lu Hansheng's apologetic voice came, and he scratched his head with a dejected expression.
"I think I lost the pollution beast detector!"
Jiang Yueshu: "Did you take the box here? Is there anything else missing?"
"what?"
Lu Hansheng was puzzled and looked at the wooden box under the wooden pavilion.
"No, I only opened the box containing the Buddha Jumps Over the Wall and the seafood gift pack."
He frowned and stared at the two boxes.
"Is there a box missing?"
None of the five of them touched the wooden box here, so there is only one possibility...
"Go check if you've lost anything, and we'll check ourselves too."
Jiang Yueshu nodded slightly and immediately ordered everyone to take action.
The atmosphere seemed to become serious all of a sudden.
Ten minutes later, Lu Hansheng sat on the sofa with a gloomy face.
Needless to say, something was lost.
Jiang Yueshu and the other two had just checked the situation on their side, and found that nothing was missing.
"What did you lose?"
"I……"
Lu Hansheng rubbed his face with both hands until his cheeks turned red, then he stopped.
"A set of underwear."
other people:"……"
What kind of hobby is this?
But this is not a big deal. Lu Hansheng’s face turned so dark, it shouldn’t be because of this, right?
Jiang Yueshu: "Anything else?"
“And my trash catcher.”
Lu Hansheng spoke in a muffled voice, his tone full of lowness.
What is a set of underwear compared to a garbage catcher?
It would be fine if he stole seven or eight sets of underwear, but his loyal companion, the garbage catcher, was actually stolen!
"No, no!"
A familiar voice interrupted Lu Hansheng's sad, angry and annoyed thoughts.
It’s Huahua!
"He also stole my shit!"
"he?"
Jiang Yueshu picked out the word accurately, "Do you know who it is?"
"Of course I know. Who else could it be except that damn old man? He is a habitual criminal!"
Lu Hansheng: "!!!"
"You are such a hindsight guy! You know it now, why didn't you tell me then?"
"Well, I was sleeping at first, who knew he would steal your underwear later?"
Huahua pouted in grievance and blinked her eyes.
Lu Han's voice exploded, "..."
"Is it underwear that's important? Really? Is it the trash catcher? That's so expensive. It's my life. How could he be so callous and steal it all?"
After realizing what was happening, Lu Hansheng couldn't stand anymore.
"No, he's an old man, why would he steal everything? What can he do after stealing? Can he use it himself? Or does he have to go out and pick up trash?"
Lu Hansheng's heart was bleeding.
What's the difference between losing a garbage catcher and losing a jackpot of 100 billion?
Jiang Yueshu and others expressed their deep sympathy, but had no words to comfort them.
Situ Xuan suddenly remembered something else, "Then Guo Yong and the others...were they also robbed?"
Lu Hansheng: “!”
His anger suddenly dissipated a little, and he immediately turned on the light screen and started contacting Guo Yong.
Situ Xuan patted his chest, it seemed to be really useful!
Jiang Yueshu pulled Huahua over and questioned it.
"Come on, can you please tell us all at once, not a little at a time like squeezing toothpaste? Think about it, if you hadn't told us this time that there was something wrong with this person, how could we not be alert at all? How could we watch your shit being stolen? Have your ass seen by others? Have people talked about you behind your back? Think about it, if you're not here, everyone, all animals, all creatures will know what your ass looks like, and how you pooped. How are you going to go out and see them like this?"
"Yeah, if it were me, I would be too embarrassed to see anyone, wuwuwu..."
Situ Xuan cooperated on the side, pretending to cry "woooo woooo".
"Aunt…wuwuwuwuwu!"
Huahua was frightened by Jiang Yueshu's words. When she thought that all the chickens in the world were "clucking" at her, she felt sick and started crying sadly.
"Hey, stop crying."
Huahua started crying, and Situ Xuan stopped crying.
"Will your tears turn into pearls? If someone with bad intentions is watching you in the dark, will they tell everyone what your tears look like?"
Huahua opened her mouth, stopped crying, and then started whining and complaining.
"I don't know him, I just ran into him at the island party. Yuanyuan told me that he loves to steal other people's things the most. Wow, he even stole my shit and peeked at my butt..."
After talking for so long, it turns out Huahua’s understanding of Master Kongkong is very limited!
The two of them exchanged a few words of comfort, and then Huahua went back to sleep.
On the other side, Guo Yong’s video came in.
As soon as the door was opened, the other party's roar was heard.
"What a bastard! I really want to strangle him to death. He actually stole all my treasure chest filters! How cruel! I hate him so much! I have already signed a rental agreement with someone for that thing, and he took it away from me right after I paid today's bill! I am so mad! So mad!"
The corners of Lu Hansheng's lips moved up slightly, as if he was crying and laughing.
"Brother, my garbage catcher was stolen!"
Guo Yong: "I'm so pissed! Fangfang was right today. Stealing his lunch box is nothing. He stole a bunch of our treasures and he's still crying thief! Don't let me catch him again, or I'll give him shit next time! Let him steal for me!"
Lu Hansheng: "Did you throw anything else?"
Guo Yong: "Yes, he also stole 10 gold coins from me! Those were all prepared by me for the island gathering, and I'm not sure if they are enough. Wow, he stole 10 gold coins and a treasure chest filter in one go!"
"What about you? What else did he steal from you?"
Lu Hansheng shook his head: "Nothing, just a treasure chest, a set of underwear and Huahua's shit..."
The person on the other side was stunned for a second, and then burst into laughter in the next second.
"What the hell? Say it again?"
Lu Hansheng said with a frown, "Forget it if you didn't hear it——"
Guo Yong: "Forget it. I heard it. How old is he? How can he be so cruel? Why did he steal your underwear? And he stole Huahua's shit. He couldn't have done it to smell the fragrance, right?"
"What an indecent hobby, what an indecent person!"
Lu Hansheng: "You said so. Next time I see him, I'll give him a pile of shit. Keep your word!"
Guo Yong: "Bah! I'll give him a few more and let him steal them for me!"
The two brothers hugged each other and cursed each other, and spent a fairly happy time together.
Before hanging up the video, the two looked at each other and smiled at the same time.
After a while, someone in the District 167 group heard the two people's speeches.
【Lu Hansheng: Family, I am really screwed, I can’t explain myself! This thing, a round metal plate, I don’t know when that old bitch put it on me, and then I became a thief, it was a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding! I don’t know what this plate is for, anyway, let’s keep it for now!】
【Guo Yong: Brothers, we share the same fate! Here, everyone, look, my round metal plate, I don’t know how it got on me. I see there’s a “入” character written on the front, it can’t be an admission ticket for something, I’ll keep it for now, anyway everyone says I “stole” it, so I’ll just keep it!】
The onlookers who saw the two people speaking talked about it for a while, and finally felt that there was no need to avoid Master Kongkong so much if they met him in the future.
Try hard, there might be a surprise!
That night, having fooled the other players in the group, Lu Hansheng and Guo Yong fell asleep in a slightly happy mood.