kingnovel Chapter 243 I'm Blind
Chapter 243 I'm Blind
"Yes, Your Majesty, we really don't like to see people, please forgive me." Others also echoed.
"It's very good, it's not suitable to see people, it's still not suitable to see me, I'm still not the emperor of this big man, why don't I let you do it well." Liu Hong roared, his face was red and his neck was thick, no one could look at it When he came out, Liu Hong had reached the limit of his patience.
"Your Majesty, calm down! I dare not wait!" All the officials hurriedly saluted and admitted their mistakes.
"Either you take off the hats yourself, or I will let the three generals take them off for you. I want to see today, why are you so unsuitable?" Liu Hong stared fiercely at these people who were unwilling to take off their hats. courtiers.
"Taiwei Deng, as the head of all officials, you should set an example." Liu Hong directly began to roll the roll.
"This...Your Majesty, my minister... really... have a last resort. If you don't wait until after the next court, you can think about it however you want." Deng Sheng explained dryly with a bitter face. .
Liu Hong laughed angrily, your faces are valuable, but my face is not, right?
The palace was burned, and my life was almost lost. You can enjoy watching my embarrassment, and your jokes must be covered up so that you can't see the light, right?
"Last night, an assassin assassinated me. Fortunately, the Four Gods rescued me in time. I survived. How should Deng Taiwei think the mastermind behind this scene should be dealt with?" Liu Hong changed the subject and talked about the assassin.
Deng Sheng heaved a sigh of relief, as long as he didn't take off his old man's hat, he could do whatever he wanted, so he bowed and saluted, and said righteously:
"Your Majesty, the rebels and thieves should be punished for everyone, and such rebels should be killed as an example to others."
"Okay, what the Taiwei said is good." Liu Hong showed an inexplicable smile, and the next sentence almost sent Deng Sheng away.
"After the assassin was killed last night, I found a token from the Taiwei's house on the leader, so..."
"Come on, take Deng Taiwei down, ransack his home, and exterminate his family!" Liu Hong shouted, the murderous intent in his voice was undisguised.
"Wow!" All the ministers in the hall were in an uproar, good guy, there is such a reason, did Deng Taiwei cheat himself?
Deng Sheng was completely dumbfounded, the old man sent someone to assassinate His Majesty, the old man didn't know when it happened.
It wasn't until a guard came in, ready to forcibly take Deng Sheng away, that Deng Sheng came back to his senses, and hurriedly called out:
"Your Majesty, I have been wronged. Someone is framing me. I hope Your Majesty will find out."
Liu Hong waved his hand to let the guards back down, and said to Deng Sheng with a smile:
"If Deng Taiwei takes off the veil, I believe that someone is framing you."
"This..." Everyone in Deng Sheng was paralyzed, tangled up, took off his hat, he would be better off dead than alive, if he didn't take off his hat, the hat of assassinating the emperor would be on his own head, and the whole family would die along with him.
Choose one of the two, one is better than the other.
""Mencius" said: It is better to be happy alone than to be happy together!" Liu Hong shook his head and said something confusing.
Deng Sheng's eyes lit up when he heard this, yes, it's really embarrassing to be alone, it's really humiliating to the ancestors, and I'm afraid they won't even be able to enter the ancestral graves after death.
But everyone is ashamed together, so don’t laugh at the eldest brother, don’t laugh at the second brother, don’t laugh at the hundred steps at fifty steps, half a catty, the world’s crows are as black.
It's better to be happy alone than to be happy together!
After figuring out the key points, Deng Sheng also made a choice.
"Okay, Your Majesty would like to see if there is any reason for me to refuse. I only hope that Your Majesty can be the master for my minister, catch the thieves, and return my innocence."
After finishing speaking, Deng Sheng lifted the veiled cap on his head so that everyone could see clearly the covered face.
Silence, deadly silence.
Even Liu Hong was dumbfounded, knowing it was one thing, but seeing it with his own eyes was another.
I saw Deng Sheng under the hood, no hair, no eyebrows, no beard.
The whole head is smooth and shiny, like a peeled...boiled egg!
"Taiwei Deng's look... is quite... unique." Liu Hong's mouth twitched for a long time, but he couldn't find any suitable adjectives.
Old Deng Sheng's face was flushed red, he simply grabbed the ground with his head, buried his whole face deeply between his arms, and cried:
"Your Majesty, last night, Luoyang was surprised to see a head-shaving maniac. He was insane, broke into private houses, ignored the court's laws, and committed heinous crimes. Anyone who wears a veiled hat is a victim. Please be your majesty. .”
Deng Sheng's words were like stabbing a hornet's nest.
"Deng Sheng, you old man, the old man is not a victim."
"That's right, Taiwei Deng, we haven't had our heads shaved, so don't spout blood."
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Those ministers wearing veiled hats were all filled with righteous indignation, Deng Sheng, you son of a bitch, you are shameless and we want more.
Originally, as long as I persisted through the early morning, I could stick to a fake one when I got home, so let's fool around for a while.
In the end, it was all mixed up by Deng Sheng's shit stick.
Now they can only unite and insist that their heads have not been shaved, even His Majesty can't force everyone to take off their hats.
"Your Majesty, what I said is true. They are all witnesses. They can tell when they take off their hats. Such a madman with a head-shaved head must not be allowed to go unpunished. Otherwise, one day, other people will also suffer."
Deng Sheng also knew that he couldn't do it alone, so he directly dragged those who hadn't shaved their heads into the water. Only a thousand days are thieves.
Sure enough, Deng Sheng's words reached other people's hearts. Who can stand this? The Taiwei, the head of all officials, dares to attack, and the person wearing a hat is probably in the same situation. Who else is he afraid of? Shaved.
This kind of lunatic must make him pay with his life, otherwise, he will not be able to sleep soundly at night.
"Your Majesty, what the Taiwei said is true. The matter is serious and must be investigated strictly." He Jin stood up directly, and the general didn't want to be so embarrassing.
"Please investigate strictly, Your Majesty!" The others also stood up without hesitation.
Lu Bu, Gao Shun, and Zhang Liao also waved their flags and shouted, the main point is that it is not a big deal to watch the excitement.
Liu Hong nodded kindly, with a bright and righteous face:
"My lords, please take off your veil. It is no longer a matter of your family alone. This is a disaster for the entire court and the entire Luoyang. We must collect all useful clues in order to find out the mad head-shaving demon and tell everyone I will give you an explanation."
"..." Those ministers wearing veiled hats didn't know what to say, and now the pressure came to them.
"My lords, don't force me to use force. I have to be responsible for the entire court." Liu Hong acted like he was thinking of everyone, but his heart was itchy. Pick it up quickly. I am a professional, so I usually don't smile.
The masked minister had no choice but to talk so much that he had to pick it off if he didn't, otherwise he would be ignorant of flattery.
So he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, took off his veiled hat, and imitated Deng Sheng's appearance, knelt down and buried his head, howling, asking His Majesty to make the decision.
"Pfft! Liu Hong laughed outright, and then immediately pretended to be nonchalant, clenching his teeth, not being able to laugh, absolutely not.
"Ha! Haha! Hahaha!" Liu Hong couldn't hold back anymore, he burst out laughing, the soft boiled eggs in this place were shining brightly, blinding my eyes.
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ps: I’ve been really busy these two days. I’ve been driving for a whole day today, and now I’m still driving when I close my eyes.
In addition, unless the author of the dog is squeamish, it will not be unfinished.