What? Teammate lives in Arkham Asylum?

Chapter 513 Li Chengfeng: There is nothing under the teddy bear!

Even when all the mutants looked at Apocalypse with strange eyes, Apocalypse still showed a hearty smile.

Ever since he was beaten by Atum, his style has been heading towards that of a cheerful and silly big brother.

Li Chengfeng seriously suspected that Atum might have hit too hard and disrupted Apocalypse's facial nervous system with just one punch.

"I can understand the Black Queen...but Apocalypse, are you really not just joining in the fun?"

"Agent Li, you don't know... I was also a pharaoh in my time, right?" Tianqi shrugged and continued, "Guess how many children I have baptized? You can check on the Internet to see how many clumsy guys baptized children like murder... I'm different. I'm good at coaxing children."

"...Brother, do you want me to remind you that some of those children you coaxed...became the bodies you used to replace them?"

"Wow... that's another thing." Tianqi didn't feel guilty at all, "At least my craftsmanship is pretty reliable."

Li Chengfeng rolled his eyes.

He thought what Apocalypse said was true...

Anyway, with Atum pressing down on him, Li Chengfeng was not afraid that Tianqi would have any thoughts of resistance.

But what Li Chengfeng couldn't understand the most was...

Why are those who are best at raising children always villains?

Li Chengfeng looked at the beautiful Black Queen, and then looked at Apocalypse, who was so kind that his attitude had changed...

Well, former villains.

But thinking about it the other way around...it does seem to make sense.

Look at those villains, most of them have decent jobs, have a positive attitude towards their careers, and use their limited time to achieve unlimited careers...

As for the nearly immortal Black Queen, she not only had unlimited time, but also took hundreds of degrees at all levels...

Apocalypse even becomes a pharaoh, changes bodies, accumulates strength, and then continues to be a pharaoh, highlighting his dedication to his job.

And what about the decent people?

Wolverine, the alcoholic superhero, Tony Stark, the one-month-old king, and Batman, the only one in the family who has problems except Alfred...

There is also the complicated and confusing love history between the heroes.

Li Chengfeng pondered for a moment and smiled with relief.

By comparing in this way, it seems that villains are more suitable for serious jobs like kindergarten teachers.

If the former Tony Stark were to hold the children, Li Chengfeng would be afraid that the children would get chlamydia.

As he spoke, Li Chengfeng couldn't help but look at the white duck egg twice more.

Although the professor's character is trustworthy...

But young people are always very young when they are young.

It must have been a period of time.

"You must be thinking of something impolite in your mind, right?"

"Didn't you say that you would never read your own people's minds unless they agreed?"

"I am a psychic, and I also have doctorates in biology and psychology... From the look in your eyes and your micro-expressions, I can tell that you definitely didn't mean anything nice in your heart just now."

"I really lost to you..."

"In fact, this is your subconscious permission for us to understand you, read you... and communicate with you." Professor X looked at Li Chengfeng's young face and said softly, "After all, in a sense, you are a god... As long as you want, you can completely control every inch of your skin, every muscle fiber, and even every atom that makes up you... As long as you want, you can actually easily suppress all useless human subconscious reactions."

"Professor, you said so much, but to sum it up... I can actually abandon my humanity at any time and achieve complete divinity, right?"

"If you're not talking about biology and psychology, but from the perspective of mysticism... that's what I mean. Believe me, I have a deeper understanding of mysticism and the supernatural."

Li Chengfeng stretched out his hand, and a trace of original dimensional energy swirled around him...

Then it turned into a little bird emitting soft light and slowly flew out of the window.

"That's the coolest thing...When my divinity is always smaller than my humanity, that's the real Li Chengfeng."

“The thing about wind is that it’s never bound by a frame.”

Professor X looked at Li Chengfeng, his eyes were so peaceful from beginning to end.

For Li Chengfeng, a colleague and friend, this is the most reassuring thing.

...After all, what kind of serious god would travel all over the world just to build a kindergarten inside the FBI?

……

After Lois Lane gave birth, due to her strong physical fitness and infinite love for her work as a journalist, she only rested on Paradise Island for two days and then returned to Metropolis to continue her career as a journalist.

The responsibility of taking care of the child temporarily fell on Clark...

After all, Lois Lane is the more mature and successful journalist, so it is reasonable for Clark to make some sacrifices.

"So this is why you put these two little things on your buddy Fei Ye's exclusive sofa?"

"Unbelievable!"

Teddy spread out his little teddy bear hands and looked at Clark Kent, who was slumped aside, looking at the ceiling with lifeless eyes.

"Since you know this is your son's sofa, why don't you put them in the cradle next to it!" John pushed Teddy, then reached out to pick up Bart and Winder, and rocked them gently.

"John, has your brain been assimilated into a lump of iron by staying with the Transformers?" Teddy said with disgust, "Have you forgotten that I'm a teddy bear? Look at my hands, which can't even separate the fingers! Do I look like someone who can hold two babies and put them in a cradle? In fact, this cradle is more than twice as tall as me! Those hippies on the street with leaves flying all over their heads are smarter than you are now!"

"Shh, Teddy, you're disturbing my lovely nephews..."

John said as he gently placed Bart and Winder in the cradle.

Teddy had to stand on tiptoe to get his eye level with the cradle.

"I really don't know what you are thinking about?"

"Although it wasn't John who gave birth to the child, he was happier than if he had given birth to the child himself."

"And the iron man who was tortured by the child to the point of slumping on the sofa...had to show a loving look to the two little devils who had just tortured him."

"Is it interesting, guys?"

Clark listened to Teddy's endless complaints, then smiled at John.

Then the two of them patted Teddy on the shoulder and said:

"Is this what they call...pain and pleasure?"

Teddy rolled his eyes and looked at the two of them with disdain.

"You mean to say that having children is linked to SM?"

"Then I'd be interested in trying it."

As soon as Teddy finished speaking, a teasing voice was heard outside the house.

"No buddy, are you hypocritical? Is this your turn to forget that you're a teddy bear?"

"You don't have anything underneath."