Chapter 920 Catwoman: You two gays!
Chapter 920 Catwoman: You two gays!
Seeing Alice's scared look, Li Chengfeng showed an expression of "I knew it".
Because of the example of his little crazy boy, he had a more detailed understanding of this kind of crazy people.
Madness and insanity have no effect on IQ at all.
...There are even things like clowns, which are more crazy and more evil.
Alice is a typical example.
Is he crazy? According to Li Chengfeng's experience, he is definitely crazy.
Is it crazy? Just because she can put everything aside and sit with Indiana Jones to eat kebabs is also crazy enough.
Such a crazy and insane person, after seeing Li Chengfeng's operation of creating and destroying the universe, also made the right choice with her superb IQ and beautiful mental state...
Give up.
Crazy never means stupid.
"It seems you are more experienced than me in dealing with people like this." Bruce Wayne said with emotion, "I guess... you are a good doctor after years of illness?"
"That's because I'm a normal person. I'm not crazy at all, not insane at all... and I've been taking care of my little lunatic, so I have plenty of experience treating him." Li Chengfeng curled his lips. "Okay, you're not wrong about long illness making a good doctor, but guess what... I actually have a guy around me who's even crazier than Alice, and he's definitely on par with the little lunatic. I've even been able to build a good relationship with him... and it's definitely not based on the bonds of love between a man and a woman."
"Uh, you're not talking about me, are you?" Bruce Wayne pointed at his face uncertainly, "Am I really that outrageous?"
"Nonsense! Who else but you would put on a pitch-black bat suit in the dark night sky of Gotham City, leap from a tall tower, and beat the criminals into a pulp in an alley... and your assistant is a minor!"
"...Is this the art of language? After hearing you say that, I'm starting to think I'm a lunatic."
"Believe me, Bruce." Li Chengfeng put his hands on Bruce Wayne's shoulders and looked at her affectionately. "You are not only a lunatic, you are the craziest one... Little lunatic, even the Joker can't compare to you, because they really know they are lunatics. But you, my good brother... You always think you are a normal person, and this is what makes people feel creepy more than anything else."
"How dare you say that to me?" Bruce Wayne pulled at Li Chengfeng's hand. "As a being more powerful than most gods, you keep insisting that you're a 'human' whose humanity far surpasses divinity... Judging from that scare you just did, you're nothing..."
"Bruce, you absolutely don't want to know what I will do after my divinity surpasses my humanity...or rather, you absolutely don't want to know what I will become."
Li Chengfeng and Bruce Wayne looked at each other, both of them with serious expressions...
Until both of them were hit hard on the back of their heads by the same woman at the same time.
"How long are you two going to stare at each other like this?" Catwoman attacked without hesitation. Knowing Li Chengfeng's physical condition, she attacked with all her might. "I knew something was wrong with you two! You two damn gays! Especially you, Bruce! You gay marriage fraud! Believe it or not, I'm going to cheat on you with all three of Li Chengfeng's tigresses right now!"
"Um, I think you have a huge misunderstanding about the relationship between Bruce and me." Li Chengfeng twitched his lips. "And why did it happen to those three tigresses who cheated on me... I don't mind, because you were definitely the one who got turned into the host and ended up exhausted... But with all due respect, those three in our family may only have a high level of theoretical ability, but their basic physical qualities are still there... When they faced you, the most they would do was get their fingers a little tired and their skin slightly wrinkled from blisters."
"...Fuck, your words are so vulgar, it's unbelievable." Alice looked at Li Chengfeng as if she had seen a ghost. "You are an official, can you please not be so vulgar?"
"I think that most normal people can't understand what I'm saying just now..." Li Chengfeng rolled his eyes, "In your family, even the two sisters do it together, right?"
"No, no, no, I'm pretty sure I'm not a lesbian. I'm just... not that strict about gender."
"Double plugs." Li Chengfeng rolled his eyes and looked at the blushing Catwoman. "Oh my god... you're blushing like a bubble teapot? You're not really imagining the scene just now, are you?"
"Ahem, ahem, anyway, you and Bruce better practice social distancing! I have the contact information for your three tigresses!"
Catwoman shook her head violently, returned to normal, and glared at Bruce Wayne fiercely.
Sephiroth on the side looked at the scene with some curiosity, then turned his head and showed a puzzled look to Huang Pizi.
"Mom, why aren't you angry?"
"Why should I be angry?"
"Aunt Selina just got mad... because Dad and Uncle Bruce were too close."
"Dear Sephiroth, I think I don't know much about this either... maybe even less than you do."
Although Huangpizi had a confused look on her face, she continued to explain to Sephiroth.
As the Emperor of Mankind, he possesses powers and mental circuits that are difficult for ordinary people to understand. Ordinary people find it difficult to understand her...
Similarly, she also finds it difficult to understand all the emotions of ordinary people.
So, she is still learning how to be a good mother...facing more than twenty children of her own.
But he has one advantage...
That's honesty.
Sephiroth had many questions, and she answered every one of them.
...Just like Li Chengfeng said, at least be a parent who doesn't spoil the fun.
but……
Huangpizi raised his head and looked towards the coastline.
“…I felt a surge of power and a wave of influence that could affect the universe.”
"Oh, you're talking about that. I felt it too." Li Chengfeng turned around and patted Sephiroth's head. "Originally, I thought Diana and the others should be able to catch all the invaders in one fell swoop... but now, the situation is a bit complicated."
As soon as the words fell, a green and golden light intertwined in the distance shot straight into the sky.
Indiana Jones stared blankly at the air, and the skewers in his hand fell to the ground.
"Oh my god, this power... is what's recorded in legends, the scene that will appear after the Ark of the Covenant is opened!"
"Could it be possible...that those Nazis arrived at this time with me!?"
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