kingnovel Chapter 757 Looking for Butt
Chapter 757 Looking for Butt
"Hahaha, all the enemies have been eliminated by me. Well, you are the only one left! Naked Monster! I, Ultraman, will never let you go!" Shin-chan is playing the Ultraman game with his toy.
"Dynamic flying punch, dynamic flying kick! Huh?" Shin-chan was suddenly stunned, because the original place where the Bare Butt Monster's butt was disappeared, and Dynamic Superman dived into it.
"Ah! It's gone! The Naked Monster's butt is gone!" Shin-chan immediately started looking for it in the toy box.
"No, no, no!" Shin-chan poured out all the toys, but he didn't see the Naked Monster's butt. He immediately looked up and said, "This is a major case. It must have been stolen. There is no mistake. The victim is the Naked Monster! 23 years old and weighs 350 tons! The murderer must be nearby, which means..." Shin-chan put the Naked Monster down, then drew it on the ground with crayons and began to simulate a criminal case.
"Hey, hey, hey, how can you draw on the floor with crayons!" Misae came over and shouted when she saw what Shin-chan was doing.
"Because this is a criminal sausage." Xiaoxin said seriously.
"You probably want to talk about the crime scene..." Mingxu walked over and looked at Xiaoxin speechlessly.
"You can say that~ Suspected hot spring with watery weather~ Such a big-butt sheriff!" Xiaoxin looked at Meiya, then looked at Mingxu: "Captain Xiaoxu!"
"Who has the big butt? Just call me sheriff. But I'm not the sheriff, okay?" Meiya subconsciously covered her butt and complained speechlessly at Shin-chan.
"You want to play detective games again?" Mingxu said helplessly, looking at Xiaoxin, "You can only play for a while. I have to go out soon."
"Okay~ Can you please help me investigate the butt theft case of the Naked Butt Monster?" Shin-chan looked at the two of them and continued.
"Uh. Is your butt missing again? I'll help you find it when I'm free later. Hurry up and wipe this clean first." Meiya was stunned when she heard that, and shook her head, looking at Shin-chan pointing at the lines drawn on the ground with crayons.
"Besides, they didn't use crayons to draw it on the spot." Mingxu added. However, speaking of it, the naked monster's butt is really unlucky and is often lost.
"Okay." Xiao Xin looked down at the circle he drew. Mingxu handed him a wet towel and Xiao Xin lay on the ground and started wiping it.
"By the way, did you take it down while playing and forget to put it back?" Mingxu asked Xiaoxin.
"But, when I put the Naked Monster into the toy box last night, I remember it was still there." Shin-chan shook his head.
"So the butt disappeared in the morning, right?" Mingxu scratched his head.
"That's right!" Shin-chan suddenly changed his style and played two roles by himself.
"Please, Mr. Detective, please help me find the most important butt of the naked butt monster."
"Well, leave it to me!" Shin-chan directed and acted out the show himself.
Suddenly, Shin-chan looked at Aoi who was drawing with crayons behind him, and murmured, "Let me see, I found the suspect's rope!"
"It's a clue, right? But, you looked at Xiaokui, could it be that Xiaokui took it?" Mingxu was stunned. This seemed possible...
When Xiao Xin heard Ming Xu's words, he immediately raised his head and walked to Xiao Kui: "Miss Xiao Kui, I want to ask you a few questions, okay?"
"Ah?" Xiao Kui was stunned and looked at Xiao Xin with some regret.
"You've always loved licking the butt of a naked monster, right?"
"Ahhh." Xiaokui's mouth twitched when she heard that and she waved her hands.
"Don't be like this. Please help with the investigation. What are you drawing now?" Xiao Xin looked at the picture drawn by Xiao Kui and was stunned: "Is this an arrow?"
"?" Mingxu was stunned when he heard that, and walked over to look at what Xiaokui had drawn. You know what, it really looked like an arrow.
"Ah, could there be a clue here?" Xiaoxin said as he ran in the direction of the arrow. Before Mingxu could say anything, he saw Xiaoxin lowering his head and bumping into the wall.
"..." Mingxu looked at Xiaoxin helplessly: "Doesn't it hurt?"
"Ouch, little problem." Shin-chan rubbed his forehead and looked at the ceiling: "The search operation hit the wall."
"Nonsense, you're lucky not to get bumped into anything just by running with your head down like that." Mingxu complained.
"Wait a minute!" Xiaoxin seemed to have made some new discovery: "Maybe this arrow might be pointing at the TV." As he said that, Xiaoxin picked up the remote control and turned on the TV.
The TV series about the detectives was being broadcast on TV.
"Oh. The TV series "Bakuban Detective" is being rebroadcast now." Shin-chan said with some surprise.
"So, what problem do you think this is trying to solve?" Mingxu looked at the TV and then at Xiaoxin and said helplessly.
"Shh~" Xiaoxin made a gesture and then looked at it carefully.
"Because the murderer usually returns to the scene of the crime, let him swim for now! (Referring to free activities.)"
"Oh, okay, let Xiaokui swim."
"Wait, don't do anything rash. Why are you swimming in such a cold day?" Mingxu grabbed Xiaoxin and said, "Besides, what TV said was that the prisoners were allowed to move freely. Wait, are you still suspecting that Xiaokui took it?" Mingxu looked at Xiaoxin helplessly after realizing it belatedly.
"Oh, the search is back to square one." Xiaoxin lowered his head again and continued watching TV.
"It looks like it's not here. I see. The person I thought was white is actually black!"
"Xiaobai is Xiaohei! Xiaobai turns into Hei! Xiaobai's name has been added to the list of suspects!" Xiaoxin muttered while watching TV.
"Wait a minute, on TV, white refers to innocent people, and black refers to guilty people. It's not the black and white you think." Mingxu once again grabbed Xiaoxin's running figure and covered his forehead.
"Oh oh." Xiao Xinyan sat on the ground again, but seeing that the other party was searching the criminal's house on TV, Xiao Xin immediately slipped out, ran to Xiao Bai, took out a self-made criminal police ID and put it in front of Xiao Bai: "Xiao Bai, open the door quickly, I am a policeman, I want to go into your house to investigate." As he said that, Xiao Xin lay down in front of Xiao Bai's dog house and looked inside: "Is there anything suspicious? Um, um! I found the arm of the Condam robot!" As he said that, Xiao Xin ran back into the house excitedly.
Connect the arm to the Kangdam robot and press the button: "Go, Kangdam robot! Kangdam flying fist!"
"So, you found this in the little white dog house, but did you find the butt of the bare-butt monster?" Mingxu picked up the arm and asked Xiaoxin.
"Oh, I completely forgot about this." Shin-chan scratched his head, suddenly feeling a little embarrassed.
"Okay, let me help you look for it." Meiya came over, and then several people searched the house.
"Nothing. Did you really not receive anything?"
"I really didn't do anything. So now... only dad is left! The case has an unexpected development!" Xiaoxin said, looking at Mingxu.
"...For you." Mingxu rolled his eyes, dialed Guangzhi's number on the watch, and then handed it to Xiaoxin.
"Uh, hello, Mr. Nohara Hiroshi? Do you know where the naked butt monster's butt is?"
"I'm in a meeting." Guangzhi said helplessly.
"The case did not happen in a conference room, it happened on the spot."
"What are you talking about? Okay, dad will call you later. I'm hanging up first." After saying that, Guangzhi hung up the phone.
"Well, it seems that the search has returned to the starting point again." Xiaoxin looked at the three paintings he had pasted on the glass: "Is the real murderer among these three people?"
"Hey, hey, hey, that's enough, don't be suspicious of others." Mingxu shook his head, but where did this thing go? He looked everywhere, even in the places where Xiaokui usually hid things, but it was not there.
"The murderer's fingerprints have been found." At this time, the next plot began on TV.
"What fingerprints, huh? Ah, I'll come find the murderer's fingerprints right away!" As he said that, Shin-chan picked up the naked monster and wanted to get flour from the kitchen.
"Wait, do you know what fingerprints are?" Mingxu stopped Xiaoxin and asked.
"I don't know..." Xiaoxin shook his head.
"Hey, this toy has fingerprints of everyone in our family. You don't need to get that." Mingxu pointed at the naked monster. Everyone in the family has had it.
"Usually the murderer will return to the crime scene again." Hearing this, Xiaoxin nodded again.
"Don't watch the case on TV." Mingxu's mouth twitched.
"It's true, you've returned to the crime scene again. Miss Xiaokui, hand over the rope quickly! I don't want the rope, just hand over the cookies quickly!" Shin-chan shouted at Xiaokui who had climbed into the toy box.
"Hey, hey, hey, Xiaokui often goes to the toy box to get toys to play with, right?" Mingxu leaned against the wall and said, "Wait, what's that bulge in your pocket?"
"Ah?" Shin-chan was stunned, he took it out from his pocket, and said coldly: "This, this is the butt of the naked butt monster! No way? It's actually in my pocket..." Shin-chan was dumbfounded.
"It's wrong to suspect others without any evidence!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, it's all my fault." Xiaoxin lay on the ground and apologized.
"Really? It's clearly in your pocket, yet you still suspect others." Misae couldn't help but say when she saw what Shin-chan was in his hand.
"But, this way the case is solved." Mingxu shook his head and said, "Okay, I'm going out, you guys have fun." After that, he turned and left.
Xiaoxin installed the things back and then laughed.
But after all the noise, they were all sleepy, so the two little ones went to take a nap.
Xiao Kui secretly got up halfway, took off the naked monster's butt, stuffed it into Xiao Xin's pocket, then pretended nothing had happened and lay back down.
It seems that Xiaokui is really the murderer~
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