In the ordinary life of Crayon Shin-chan

Chapter 1559 The Hiccup Battle (Part 2)

"Oh, I see. Okay, come with me." With that, the principal took out a piece of clothing from her pocket and handed it to Zheng Nan to change into. As for the soaking wet one, it would be washed later with the other clothes. After all, this is a kindergarten, and things like children wetting their pants happen from time to time.

Looking at Zheng Nan changing his clothes, Nini asked the headmaster, "Um, Mr. Headmaster, you must know a lot about how to scare people, right?"

"Huh? What does this mean?" The headmistress was bewildered; she had never scared anyone. (Ignoring her own face...)

"Here's the thing, we want to stop Zheng Nan's hiccups," Ming Xu said simply.

"Burp~" Zheng Nan said, and then let out another burp.

"Ah, I see. But can I really do it?" The headmaster said, suddenly moving closer to Zheng Nan. Looking at the face that was suddenly so close, Zheng Nan shouted, "How scary!" and then turned and ran away.

Watching Zheng Nan leave, the little ones looked helpless: "He's scared away already..."

"There's nothing I can do, but is the headmaster too terrifying?" Kazama asked uncertainly.

"Am I really that scary?" the headmaster asked the little ones uncertainly.

"It's terrifying," everyone responded instinctively.

"Uh..." The headmaster's mood immediately plummeted.

Mingxu patted the headmaster's thigh: "Boss, don't worry about it, don't worry about it, everyone was unintentional."

“Yeah, don’t mind it, boss.” Xiao Xin said, mimicking Ming Xu.

"I've already told you I'm the principal..." The principal was on the verge of tears; she didn't want this to happen either.

There was no other way, so everyone said goodbye to the headmaster and went to the yard. They found Zheng Nan, who looked at them with a wronged expression: "Don't scare me like that, Headmaster! Hiccup~ Just give me a little scare, and please let me know before you do... hiccup~"

"Uh, that's not called, ah!" Mingxu's voice suddenly rose a little, startling Zhengnan, but the hiccups still didn't stop.

The little ones were also startled by Mingxu's sudden appearance, but seeing Zhengnan's expression, they shook their heads again: "Yeah, then it's useless."

"You're such a hassle," Nini complained.

"Hiccup~ Because I'm afraid of being scared, hiccup~" Masao said, and then he couldn't stop hiccuping.

"Surprised, startled, little chestnut is startled~ Hey~" Shin-chan, dressed in a chestnut cosplay outfit, walked up to Masao and put the hat on Masao's head.

"Surprised! Surprised!" Masao subconsciously imitated Shin-chan, but seeing everyone's strange looks, he quickly shook his head: "Ah! Now is not the time to play this! Hiccup~"

Mingxu looked at Zhengnan: "There's no other way; other ideas aren't suitable for the time being."

"Anyway, let's scare people again, the great battle to stop hiccups begins!"

"Yes!"

"Hiccup~" Zheng Nan hiccuped as he looked at everyone with concern. Then, Zheng Nan turned his back to everyone, and the little ones hid themselves, ready to scare Zheng Nan.

Zheng Nan walked worriedly in the yard when Nini suddenly slid her rabbit down from the tree. Although it startled Zheng Nan, the hiccups still didn't stop.

"Look, look!" Shin-chan suddenly ran over and pointed at the ground.

"What?" Masao looked over curiously, but before he could see anything, Shin-chan's voice came over: "There's puppy poop here~"

"Ah!" Zheng Nan exclaimed in surprise, hiccuping as he jumped away.

"Sigh~ The operation failed~"

"Shin-chan, you were just showing Masao that, weren't you?" Nene said to Shin-chan, speechless.

Masao walked towards the classroom. Kazama, hiding in the corner, watched Masao approach and muttered to himself, "I'm so nervous about suddenly scaring him."

"In that case," Shin-chan said, and seeing Kazama about to make a move, he gently blew into Kazama's ear.

"A good opportunity, ah~" Kazama just saw Masao walking over and was about to take action when suddenly his ears went weak and he slumped down, not even caring about scaring Masao anymore. He glared at Shin-chan and scolded, "What are you doing?! Shin-chan!"

"I just wanted to make you less nervous," Shin-chan explained.

"Mind your own business!" Kazama shouted in annoyance.

Zheng Nan watched them argue, hiccuping as he walked into the classroom.

As Ah-Dai passed by the lockers, he watched Zheng Nan walk past him before he finally got up and exclaimed, "Ah-Dai~!"

"Uh, Ah Dai, you're a bit slow on the uptake..." Mingxu said somewhat awkwardly.

"Two seconds too slow." Ah-Dai's expression turned somewhat embarrassed.

Mingxu watched Zhengnan walk into the restroom, and after trying it one last time, he exclaimed again as Zhengnan urinated, "Ah!"

"Ah!!!" Zheng Nan was startled, and his urine stream split open.

However, the hiccups still didn't stop.

"Sigh~ Did all the operations fail?"

"Normal Zheng Nan is usually the least persistent, but I never expected his hiccups to be so persistent," Nini complained.

"Honestly, everyone, how can you be so useless?" Shin-chan said, shrugging.

"You're probably the most useless person!" Kazama rolled his eyes at Shin-chan.

Zheng Nan sat in his seat, sighing, "Hiccup~ Anyway, someone like me, hiccup~ will never be able to stop hiccuping~ hiccup~ I'm destined to live a miserable life, hiccup~ Waaaaah~ hiccup~"

"Poor Zheng Nan, he looks so haggard."

"But the hiccups still have a strong presence." The little ones looked at Zheng Nan, not knowing what to do for a moment.

At this moment, Mingxu, who had been observing silently, suddenly thought of something. He quietly walked to Zhengnan's side, took out a brightly wrapped candy from his pocket, and waved it in front of Zhengnan: "Zhengnan, look what this is?"

Zheng Nan's attention was instantly drawn to the candy, and his eyes lit up: "Wow, it's strawberry flavored candy!"

Mingxu smiled and handed over the candy: "Take a deep breath first, then slowly unwrap the candy, put it in your mouth, and taste it carefully."

Zheng Nan obediently took a deep breath, carefully unwrapped the candy, put it in his mouth, and the sweet strawberry flavor spread on his tongue.

Everyone held their breath and stared at him. After a while, Zheng Nan blinked in surprise: "Huh? I think... I'm not hiccuping anymore?" He tried swallowing, and sure enough, the annoying hiccuping sound disappeared.

"Really not fighting anymore! Xiao Xu, you're amazing!" Zheng Nan jumped up happily, a smile finally appearing on his face.

Kazama and Nene breathed a sigh of relief, while Shin-chan sidled up to Mingxu and asked curiously, "Xiaoxu, why candy cure hiccups?"

Mingxu patted Xiaoxin's head: "Because when you eat candy, your attention is focused on the taste, and your breathing becomes more stable, which relieves the spasm of the diaphragm."

Everyone then realized that hiccups could be cured without scaring people.

“Zhengnan has already hit 93 times,” Ah Dai said with some emotion.

"Huh? Dumbass, what are you talking about?"

"If you hiccup 100 times... Zheng Nan will die!" Everyone was shocked when Ah Dai said this. "Huh, that's possible?"

Zheng Nan was also startled and broke out in a cold sweat. Thankfully, the hiccups had stopped.

"Hehe~ Luckily, Masao isn't hiccuping anymore." Shin-chan looked at Masao and patted him on the shoulder.

"Oh well, at least I'm not hiccuping anymore." Zheng Nan patted his chest, relieved that things were finally over.

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