kingnovel Chapter 569. Men's bad taste
Chapter 569. Men's bad taste
During my wife's pregnancy, Mr. Mo felt very pitiful! He felt very pitiful himself!
Si Yue was worried about the baby in her belly and felt sorry for her husband.
Dilemma!
Finally, she came up with a bad idea:
"Hubby, why don't you send a text message to ask your brother for advice!
Ask him how he survived these ten months and share some experience with you!"
"..."
Mo Jinhan's forehead was full of black lines. His brother had no experience in picking up girls in the past. Now he had to ask his brother for advice on such a thing. It was really embarrassing!
"I won't ask him about that!"
Mo Jinhan sneered arrogantly, got out of bed and took a cold shower.
But he secretly took the phone into the bathroom.
The shower head was turned on, the water was splashing, but he stood out of the rain and secretly sent a text message to his brother.
[Brother, brother, are you there? ]
【Are you there? 】
【Are you there? 】
He bombarded more than a dozen messages in a row before Mo Shengxuan replied with a voice message:
"Brother, what's the matter? Let's just talk on the phone! I'm playing with the baby right now! I don't have time to type!"
Mo Jinhan's forehead was full of black lines!
Having a son is amazing! It’s ok for this workaholic to become a love-brained person, but now he has become a super dad!
He typed another paragraph and sent it over:
[This is a secret between you and me. We can't make voice calls, we can only type. Please hand your child over to the gold medal nanny at the confinement care center and have a serious chat with me JPG, JPG, JPG]
Attached are three intriguing emoticons.
It seems that there is indeed something to discuss! Mo Shengxuan handed the child to the gold medal confinement nanny, then slowly picked up the phone and replied:
[Okay, if you have something to say, say it now. If you have something to say, fart now.]
Unexpectedly, the dialog box on the phone showed that the other party was typing.
But after a long time, no message was sent.
Mo Shengxuan became impatient:
[If you don’t say anything, I’ll turn off my phone! ]
After hearing this threat, Mo Jinhan quickly replied:
[Brother, please help me, JPG]
Also attached is a pack of evil and weird smiling face emoticons.
[Brother, are you crazy today? ]
【JPG】Sweating emoticon pack
Then finally got to the point:
[Brother, how did you survive during my sister-in-law’s ten months of pregnancy?
Do you rely on your own craft? 】
After Mo Shengxuan saw the text message, he immediately threw a bomb and a picture of feces at him.
Mo Jinhan's attitude of humbly asking for advice was very good, and he apologized sincerely first.
Mo Shengxuan doesn't buy it.
Mo Jinhan sent a photo of a yacht to Mo Shengxuan:
[How about this yacht? I will buy it for my brother. It will be great for you and your family to go out to sea and sunbathe! ]
Mo Shengxuan sneered:
[I have no shortage of money, so I don't care! Are you just bored and asking about this for fun? ]
Mo Jinhan had no choice but to tell the truth:
[Is it not enough for me to confess? Yuebao and I haven’t had sex for several months now. That feeling… ah~
Brother, you are an experienced person, you should understand, right? 】
Mo Shengxuan smiled with gloating delight:
[I sympathize with you, but I can't help you. Just bear with it! If you can't bear it, you can show off your craftsmanship! ]
[Brother, don't be like this, share some experience with me generously! ]
Mo Shengxuan was very proud:
[Isn't my brother quite capable in that area? Does he still need an EQ-less brother like me to teach him? ]
[Don't say that, my brother has the highest emotional intelligence! Please feel free to give me some advice! ]
Mo Shengxuan just didn't want to share generously and teased his brother to death.
Seeing that his brother didn't share his experience, Mo Jinhan sent him a threatening text message:
[If you don’t share generously, then from today on, I will go to the confinement care center every day to harass your son.
I held him horizontally, held him vertically, rolled him into a ball, and rolled him around on the bed. Do you believe me? 】
Of course the last sentence is a joke.
But Mo Shengxuan really took it seriously.
At the nursing center at that time, he saw that Mo Jinhan's posture of holding his son was too unfamiliar, and he even threatened that he was using his son as a test subject to practice how to hold a baby so that he would have more experience holding his own child in the future.
It’s terrifying to think about it. Mo Jinhan is unreliable. I should share my experience with him, so that my precious son will not be harassed by this bad uncle.
A moment later, Mo Shengxuan sent a text message:
[Grandma and the others repeatedly told me not to have sex during pregnancy. But ten months! When I was single before, I could still bear it without having tasted the pain of bone-melting ecstasy. But after having tasted that, who can bear it?]
Mo Jinhan replied immediately after reading the message:
[So, you had sex in the second trimester? In which week did it start? Tell me the exact time and also tell me which position is safe! ]
[Who can remember which week it was so clearly? Probably between the fifth and eighth month of pregnancy.
Those first and last few months are really a dangerous period, you can’t touch them!
As for the postures... well, as long as they don't press on your stomach, you'll be fine. You're so good, you should be able to unlock several, no need for me to teach you! 】
[Ahhh, thank you for your advice, so the second trimester is safe. I feel relieved when someone like you shares your experience! ]
As an elder brother, Mo Shengxuan still had to nag a few words out of concern:
[But after all, my wife is pregnant, so try to be gentle! ]
I never received any text messages from Mo Jinhan again. He's ungrateful and rude! Where's the yacht, this ungrateful ruffian?
[Hello, are you still online? Didn't you say you would buy us a yacht so that I can take my wife and kids out to sea? Although I have money, if you are willing to help me pay, then of course I am happy to do so. ]
[What about people? 】
【Are you there?】x10,
I sent ten "Are you there?"
Mo Jinhan never responded again.
After he gained a lot of experience from his brother, he no longer had the heart to continue texting with him. Of course, he was spoiling his wife.
Just don’t press on your stomach!
Isn't this simple? !
Mo Jinhan opened the bathroom door and walked out with his long legs. Si Yue was about to knock on the bathroom door with a bath towel in hand.
Because she felt that her husband took a long time to shower, she wanted to come over and urge him to hurry up.
Unexpectedly, the moment the door opened, Si Yue was pulled into the bathroom by Mo Jinhan.
The shower in the bathroom was running, but Mo Jinhan hadn't taken off his clothes yet. It had been so long since he had washed them!
"Husband, what are you doing..."
Before Si Yue could finish her words, the man blocked her lips.
The next second, Mo Jinhan kicked the bathroom door shut.
"Yuebao~be obedient and put your hands on the sink."
"Hubby~what are you doing?"
"Yuebao, your husband will help you take a bath!"
"No~ I don't want to take a shower now. Here's the towel. Please wash up quickly. Ah..."
Si Yue originally wanted to urge Mo Jinhan to finish his shower quickly, but now she got herself into trouble and can't get out!
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