kingnovel Chapter 918 Monkey Head, Huang Lao Dao
Chapter 918 Monkey Head, Huang Lao Dao
However, many of the children in the city are no different from normal people. Li Changxiao saw a group of children playing happily on the street. Li Changxiao saw that the children were tender and had clear voices, which made them adorable. In such a world, seeing this group of children is really more pleasing than any fairy mountains or fairy lakes. So he wanted to walk for a while.
Liu Mazi suddenly came over with a broom in his hand, and swept hard, hitting several children. Then he kicked and stomped on them, driving them away. Then he smiled and said in a flattering way: "These children are still uncivilized. I don't know whose children they are. They are let out on the street to be looked at. It's really abominable! Great Immortal, wait, I will teach them a lesson for you!"
After saying that, he rushed after the children. When he found their families, he used "Taoism" again, and while laughing, he took out the black sugar and sprinkled it on the street. The parents of the children did not dare to offend the immortal, and never argued. Instead, they thanked him loudly, kneeling down to lick the black sugar as if they had received a reward.
Li Changxiao wanted to stop him, but paused. This time he revived, maybe because his cultivation level was higher and his mind was more indifferent. Or maybe he couldn't fit into the world. Seeing that Liu Mazi was pretending to be violent, he had no intention of stopping him.
Moreover, he realized that even if he tried to stop him, the man would not appreciate it. Because the "reason" was different. In Li Changxiao's opinion, it was bullying the weak. But people at that time did not necessarily think so. Liu Mazi rushed back to Li Changxiao and said, "Hey, are you satisfied, Immortal?"
The two walked slowly along the street. Li Changxiao asked, "What do you mean by 'uncivilized'?" Liu Mazi said, "Great Immortal is testing me, very clever, very clever! So, you want to take me as your disciple?" Li Changxiao was too lazy to argue. Liu Mazi said, "The four or five-year-old, seven or eight-year-old children, before they are civilized, have very strange looks and are very ignorant. This is uncivilized. But when they are thirteen or fourteen years old, they are fine. Generally, they are civilized and understand things naturally. But some depressed and stupid people have to wait until they are seventeen or eighteen years old before they can be civilized."
Li Chang laughed and said, "Are there people who have never been civilized in their lives?" Liu Mazi said, "Yes, there are! Yes, there are! How should I describe it? Such people... are called leather people. How should I describe these leather people? They are very strange. Oh, I can't explain it. I won't talk about it. I won't talk about it."
Li Chang laughed and said, "But the flesh of the leather man is delicious and can be eaten. But the offspring of the leather man may be civilized. Some may even be born with the appearance of an immortal. Therefore, their status is very special." Liu Mazi said, "Yes! Yes! There is another point. Some cunning and stupid leather men actually pretend to be civilized! Hateful, hateful!"
Li Changxiao looked at Liu Mazi meaningfully and said, "Pretending to be civilized... will also become truly civilized." Liu Mazi seemed to be thinking about something, and suddenly felt a headache, and cursed a few times towards the sky.
The words were so vulgar that it was embarrassing to listen to them. But after venting, he returned to normal. He smiled at Li Changxiao. Since Li Changxiao woke up, he had been secretly observing the world. Gradually, he guessed that Liu Mazi was probably an uncivilized "leather man" in the past. But he was very smart, pretending to be civilized, breaking his leg, and lying that he was a disciple of the immortal. But who would have thought... he pretended for a short time, and unknowingly became truly "civilized".
If you look through fire, you can see a leopard through a tube. I'm afraid that this is the case with most people in the world. Li Changxiao had already guessed that during the years he had been asleep, the outside world was probably not peaceful. It was even more "lively" than the "Ten Thousand Immortals Buried in the Sea" and "The Subversion of the Wilderness". The Longevity Disease has spread throughout the world. Or it can be said that the Longevity Disease is the source, and the downstream extended diseases have spread to all places, and no one is spared.
It was like the spiritual energy was exhausted. In the whole world, the only person who was not affected by this disease was Li Changxiao. He could still practice, the great way was not broken, and his cultivation was profound, which made him extremely resistant to diseases. Moreover, he was immune to all poisons. Once he fell asleep, any evil inside or outside the body would have no place to stay.
All these factors made him walk alone. It was just noon when he entered the city. There were people scattered on the street, but it was not as lively and cheerful as before. Most of them were numb. Li Changxiao passed by a tavern and went upstairs to ask for some food.
Liu Mazi waved his hand and ordered two dishes, monkey head and pig head, to invite Li Changxiao to a banquet. Liu Mazi told Li Changxiao that once he became civilized, he would not be able to eat the food he had in the past, such as fruits and vegetables. He would only eat food that could increase his spirituality, such as the monkey head.
After that, he picked up a monkey head. The monkey head had been burned, the hair had been removed, the skin and flesh shrank, and it was only the size of a palm. He told Li Changxiao that the more he ate the monkey head, the more he liked it. The more he ate, the more he ate. Especially the monkey brain, after eating it, it was like entering a fairyland, and the joy was endless.
He pressed his fingers hard on the top of the monkey's head, and then pried it apart. As soon as the heat was released, the white monkey brain appeared. Although Liu Mazi admired Li Changxiao, he was unwilling to give in to such a delicious food. He stretched out his mouth and ate it up quickly. He licked his lips to savor the taste.
After that, he tore off the skin and flesh on his face and ate it with relish, making it shiny and greasy. But Li Changxiao had no appetite, so he drank alone. Just then, a Taoist wearing a light yellow Taoist robe and holding a green and red iron pestle kicked open the door and walked in arrogantly.
When this Taoist appeared, everyone in the hall was shocked, sighed, and panicked. The Taoist was wearing yellow hemp clothes, eight feet tall, with his head held high and his chest puffed out. He had two small sideburns, narrow eyebrows, and a long and thin face. But there was a large dark red tumor on his neck. The tumor was the size of a palm and seemed to have the outline of facial features.
Standing at the gate, in the eyes of everyone, he was truly majestic, like an immortal descending from the earth! He looked like an authentic immortal. Liu Mazi was panicked, the waiter's legs weakened, and the guests in the hall stared.
Immediately afterwards, all kinds of compliments rang out: "The immortal has come, and our humble home is honored, our humble home is honored." "Oh, how can this small shop accommodate such a big Buddha? It's really a stroke of luck!" "I have only heard of such immortal appearances, but never seen them. Today I have broadened my horizons." "There really are such people in the world."
The Taoist in yellow robe waved his hand and said, "Waiter, bring me seventy-seven forty-nine monkey heads! I want to have a big meal. Damn it, I'm starving your father to death."