kingnovel Chapter 462: Giving Birth to a Tube of Shit
Chapter 462: Giving Birth to a Tube of Shit
Liang Songnian was pushed into Tang Jiaojiao's delivery room by the nurse.
At this moment, the doctor was teaching Tang Jiaojiao to take deep breaths and exert force in coordination with her breathing.
Tang Jiaojiao shouted:
"Ah! It hurts!"
Liang Songnian, who was pushed in, also screamed:
"Ah! It hurts so much! Giving birth is so painful. Jiaojiao, I'm here with you."
Tang Jiaojiao cursed:
"Liang Songnian, you are courting death! I will beat you up after I give birth to the baby! Ouch! I am in so much pain, and you are still laughing at me. Are you imitating me?"
Liang Songnian even cried:
"Jiaojiao, it really hurts, ah, ah! It's coming again!"
Tang Jiaojiao turned around and saw Liang Songnian sweating profusely, his clothes were soaked with sweat, and he was not much better than her. Only then did she think that her husband might not have lied.
"You, what's wrong with you?"
Liang Songnian covered his stomach and twisted his body back and forth like a maggot, panting:
"The doctor said... we as a couple should share weal and woe! If you're in pain, I'm in pain too!"
Tang Jiaojiao: “…”
Is there such a thing?
"Ouch, it hurts!" Tang Jiaojiao cried.
"Mom, it hurts so much! Doctor, can we not have the baby?" Liang Songnian screamed even louder.
The doctor who was delivering Tang Jiaojiao's baby was speechless.
"No! The baby will be out soon!"
At this moment, Gu Xi also entered her own VIP delivery room.
Accompanying her was Ren Ying'er, Chu Zhao and Lin Yuxue's former maid.
Ren Ying'er is now the head nurse of Hua Xia Hospital, so there is no problem for her to deliver a baby.
Gu Xi herself is an expert in medicine and she understands her own physical condition.
After giving birth to this child, she would have to rush back to modern times to give birth to another one, then bring both children over and announce to the public that she had given birth to twins.
Ren Ying'er looked at Gu Xi's calm expression and said:
"Your Majesty, if it hurts, just scream. It's okay."
Gu Xi: "I don't feel any pain."
Ren Ying'er was very surprised. She had just checked and found that her cervix was several fingers dilated.
If it were any other woman in labor, she would have started crying and shouting.
As expected of Her Majesty the Empress, even the way she gives birth to children is unique.
Who can learn this kind of calmness and composure?
Another two hours later, Gu Xi finished watching a movie and felt his stomach rumbling violently, as if he was constipated.
She exerted force.
"Wow……"
A baby's loud cry was heard.
Ren Ying'er quickly dealt with it, and Chu Zhao was overjoyed.
"Congratulations, Your Majesty. Congratulations, Your Majesty. It's a little prince! So cute!"
With Gu Xi's medical skills, she knew without any examination that both babies were pregnant with boys.
Gu Xi said to Ren Ying'er:
"Ying'er, just stay here and wait for me to give birth to another one."
Ren Ying'er had visited Lin Yuxue in modern times and knew a lot of things, but she would keep it confidential as requested by His Majesty.
On the other side, in Tang Jiaojiao's delivery room.
There was also a cry of a baby.
"It's born, it's a daughter! Congratulations!"
The doctor wrapped the baby born by Tang Jiaojiao in a small blanket and placed the baby's little face against the exhausted Tang Jiaojiao's face.
"Ms. Tang, come and look at your baby, it's so beautiful."
Tang Jiaojiao turned her head with great effort to take a look, feeling extremely relieved.
She gave birth to a daughter.
Liang Songnian was still shouting:
"Ahhhh!! It hurts so much... I feel like my butt is exploding, it's coming! Ah... I want to go to the bathroom!"
But it was too late.
With a "puff", Liang Songnian pulled his crotch.
He produced a pile of shit.
The pain disappears quickly.
Liang Songnian was sweating all over, and at this moment he actually felt very refreshed.
He said in surprise:
"Hey, it doesn't hurt anymore! I'm finally giving birth."
However, a huge stench came over them and everyone couldn't help but cover their noses.
Tang Jiaojiao was angry:
"It stinks! I don't expect you to give my daughter a sister, but you can't give birth to a pile of shit! Quick, push me out!"
The doctor placed Tang Jiaojiao on a mobile trolley and quickly left the delivery room.
The doctor also complained about the stench! He pushed the trolley and shouted as he ran:
"Tang Jiaojiao's family? Are they here? Tang Jiaojiao's husband has pooped his pants, go take care of him!"
Liang's mother and Tang's mother both came over, one looking at her daughter and the other holding her granddaughter.
Only the poor servant was sent into the delivery room to clean up Liang Songnian's dirty stuff.
Liang Songnian looked at the empty delivery room and the assistant standing at the door putting on masks layer by layer, and he felt like crying but had no tears.
It’s all over. He, the eldest son of the Liang family and a fashion trend leader among Kyoto’s youth, is now going to become infamous.
In the hospital office.
Zheng Zhongshan came running over and said to Yan Pingzhi:
"Mr. Yan! The baby is born!"
Yan Pingzhi looked puzzled:
"What happened?"
Zheng Zhongshan was full of joy:
"Just now, Liang Songnian's wife gave birth to a child. At the same time, Liang Songnian defecated and his stomach pain went away."
Yan Pingzhi: “…”
"Master is so amazing! I just described my condition over the phone, and she made such an accurate diagnosis without even seeing me!"
Zheng Zhongshan nodded solemnly:
"Master's medical skills are unfathomable!"
*
modern world.
Gu Xi was staying in the VIP ward.
Many pregnant women will walk back and forth before giving birth, thinking of it as exercise, which is good for childbirth.
There were too few people in the VIP ward, so Gu Xi paced to the general ward area, looking for his target.
There are two pregnant women living in each room here, and they chat with each other.
After walking for a while, she finally found a target.
The woman lying on the bed turned pale with pain and cried out in pain from time to time.
Although the man was a caregiver, he was sitting aside playing games on his mobile phone.
The woman said painfully:
"Hubby...get me a glass of water."
The man didn't even raise his head.
"Isn't the baby born yet? Can't you go and pour it yourself?"
The woman held her stomach and tried hard to sit up, but a contraction came and she lay back down, rubbing her stomach in so much pain that tears were about to come out.
The woman in labor on the bed next to him couldn't bear it anymore. She had given birth yesterday and her child was right next to her. She looked at the man and said:
"Your wife is in pain right now. Isn't it your job to take care of her?"
The man muttered:
"What a hassle! Wait till I finish this game."
The pregnant woman cast a grateful glance at the woman giving birth next to her.
The woman in labor looked at the pregnant woman's face and said:
"You look very weak. You're going to give birth soon. Eat something. Also prepare some chocolate and Red Bull to replenish your strength when the time comes."
After a while, the man finished playing a game, put away his phone, went over to pour a cup of water, put it on the cabinet next to his wife's bed, and said impatiently:
"Drink it, drink it."
At this time, an old lady came in. She had high cheekbones, no flesh on her face, and it was full of wrinkles. She looked very mean.
She was carrying a lunch box and said to the pregnant woman:
"time to eat!"
When the pregnant woman opened the lunch box, there was just a box of rice and a box of fried radish and fried cabbage.
The pregnant woman frowned and didn't want to eat.