Chapter 553 The Brain is the Best Weapon
Chapter 553 The Brain is the Best Weapon
"Hehe, if you don't want to answer it, then don't answer it!" Wei Wuya sent a message with a little cat like "Lululu".
Lele was speechless for a moment: Does he miss me or not?
He threw the phone away and ignored Wei Wuya.
Before going to bed, Lele looked at his phone and found that Wei Wuya had not sent him any message.
Lele felt a little strange, but didn't think much about it and went to sleep.
Jin Xi didn't leave at night in order to learn self-defense from A Kun.
The next morning, in the living room.
The coffee table was pushed to the window and all the stools and chairs were taken away.
Su Qingyuan hugged Wu Kun from the right side - Su Qingyuan was taller than Wu Kun.
Wu Kun "slammed" Su Qingyuan's crotch with his right hand, and then "slammed" Su Qingyuan's ribs with his right elbow.
Although Wu Kun held back, Su Qingyuan still rolled to the floor in pain.
After a while, he climbed onto the sofa and said, "I thought I was taller and fatter than you, so I could at least suppress you."
Wu Kun remained calm and said to Lele and Jinxi, "If you really encounter one, don't hold back, especially the first strike. If you catch them off guard, you can basically buy time to escape. The second strike is also very important, hitting the liver and gallbladder. It hurts a lot."
Jinxi was not shy at all. Nowadays, children receive sex education early, and Zhaodi is a doctor, so she is very open about it.
After listening carefully, He Lele and the other two practiced together.
After the practice, Wu Kun hooked his finger and called Su Qingyuan again.
Su Qingyuan's face looked a little ugly, "Don't really hit me!"
Jin Xi laughed beside her.
Wu Kun asked Su Qingyuan to grab his right shoulder from the front. Wu Kun put his right hand on Su Qingyuan's arm, then turned clockwise, lowered his head, and bit Su Qingyuan's forearm.
Su Qingyuan was completely unprepared and was even protecting his crotch, and he was completely stunned.
Lele and Jinxi were also stunned!
While Su Qingyuan was stunned, Wu Kun raised his foot and stepped on Su Qingyuan's toes.
Su Qingyuan felt pain all over his body and fell to the ground wailing.
Jin Xi laughed so hard that she fell backwards.
Su Qingyuan asked, "Why are you still biting people?"
Wu Kun looked calm and composed as he said, "Unless you've received professional training, your fists and kicks won't do as much damage to the criminal as your teeth. Especially for the first time, bite the criminal's forearm and hold on tightly. Don't let go. If he feels pain, kick him again. Don't look back, just run."
Lele clapped his hands and praised: "Great!"
Su Qingyuan stood up, took his phone, and walked towards the bedroom, but was stopped by Jin Xi, "Where are you going?"
Su Qingyuan rarely smiled playfully, "I'll go make a phone call!"
Jin Xi grabbed Su Qingyuan's phone and said, "What are you calling? Keep going!"
Wu Kun smiled slightly, while Su Qingyuan looked frightened.
After practicing for a whole morning, Lele and Jinxi became more and more excited.
Wu Kun emphasized that if you really face the criminals, struggling and using all kinds of hand and foot moves are almost futile.
The key is to "gently" trick the criminals, and then "bite!"
Bite the criminal's ears and neck hard, and the pain will surely make his eyes go black!
Grit your teeth and shake your head vigorously, like an animal hunting, and the criminal will let go.
Even if the other party lets go, it is best not to let him go. Gouge his eyes or kick him in the crotch, so that you can escape and keep evidence.
Even when facing the most dangerous situations, you must remain calm. Your brain is your best weapon.
Jin Xi asked: "How much strength is required?"
Wu Kun looked at Jin Xi with a fierce look in his eyes, "Use all your strength, use all your strength. Even a little bit of mercy to the bad guys will put yourself in danger."
Wu Kun taught for a whole morning, and Lele remembered the key point: bite, bite hard!
Because they had to go out for lunch at noon, Zhang Guixiang cooked a meal for Wu Kun alone.
After finishing his meal, Wu Kun went back to the hotel.
Su Qingyuan took Jinxi to pick up Zhaodi from work.
Lele drove the car and took his parents and Lingxi to the restaurant.
Zhang Zilin is also tall.
After staying in the township for two years, he became fat and his chin was as thick as his neck.
Lele was a little surprised. How could he become so fat?
Farmhouse, big round table.
Zilin sat opposite him. Lele hesitated for a moment before asking, "Zilin, are you 200 pounds now?"
Zilin chuckled, "Yeah."
"No time to exercise?"
Zilin leaned back in his chair, his eyelids drooping as he said, "I'm exercising."
My uncle and aunt are also fat. Their lives have improved and they eat meat and drink alcohol without restraint.
After eating, my aunt and Zhang Guixiang had a lively discussion about Zilin's marriage.
My aunt said Zilin was not serious and refused to go on blind dates.
Zhaodi asked, "Such a tall and majestic young man, are you worried about not being able to find a wife?"
Zilin smiled shyly: "Work for another two years, my job has just become stable."
Auntie rolled her eyes and glared at Zilin, "It's been two years, and we're still just getting settled."
Zhaodi thought for a moment and said, "There's a girl in my department. Would you like to meet her?"
My aunt perked up when she heard this. "That's great! A girl with a proper job is best."
Zhaodi snorted, "That's right, that girl is from Anquan."
After saying this, my aunt fell silent.
My uncle said, "Anquan is Anquan, how high can the bride price be?"
Su Qingyuan chuckled, "I heard the price starts at 200,000."
My uncle fell silent, took out a cigarette and started smoking.
After a while, he said, "I borrowed money from you to buy a house, and I haven't paid it back yet."
The atmosphere was somewhat dull. After finishing a cigarette, the uncle looked at Lele and said, "Lele, is there any way to talk to Zilin about work? Otherwise, things will be difficult later."
Lele looked at Zilin, then his gaze moved to his sister Ziyu next to him.
"Uncle, I can't guarantee anything about Zilin. After all, we're not here right now. It's not like you can always see a classmate in a high position.
But, Ziyu graduated during the Chinese New Year, right? She studied to be a kindergarten teacher, right? I can arrange a job for Ziyu."
My uncle took out another cigarette and lit it.
He took a few deep puffs and said, "Zi Yu, girl, it's okay. Once you get married, it doesn't matter whether you work or not. Even if you work, it will be troublesome to have children later."
Zi Yu lowered his head and looked submissive, without saying anything, and sat quietly next to Zi Lin.
Zi Yu has been a quiet person since she was a child, and Lele has never even heard her call her sister.
When we meet during the Chinese New Year and other holidays, we always sit quietly in the corner.
Zilin used to be like that too, but now that he’s working, he talks more and smiles more.
My uncle didn't say anything else and chatted with Chang Jinbao in whispers.
My aunt moved over and asked about the girl Zhaodi introduced.
The private room was not big and was filled with smoke. Lele carried Lingxi out of the room.
Outside is a small corridor with rockery and flowing water at the end.
Zhang Guixiang followed out.
Lele had no intention of talking about work anymore, so she smiled and said nothing.
Zhang Guixiang whispered, "It's okay, just make it clear. If you can do it, do it. If you can't do it, don't force it."
Lele tilted his head to look at his mother with a raised corner of his mouth.
Mom smiled and said, "It's not easy for anyone. If you ask someone to do something for you, don't you have to repay the favor? It's you who has to repay it."
Lele leaned towards her mother and said, "Mom, you are so nice!"
Lele asked again: "Does Ziyu have a partner?"
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