Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Chapter 501: The Doll Meets the Divine Envoy on the Street

Wu Hen was wearing a very sexy pink cat doll costume, standing at the door of the maid restaurant, with an expression that said "I'm very dedicated", and handing out flyers diligently.

The inner drama is extremely rich: "Hey, it is impossible to work, it is impossible to work in this life... But,"

"The rewards from the system are too tempting! In order to summon the legendary army of 'Screaming Chickens', I endured it!"

As he thought about it, he mechanically repeated the advertising slogan that he had memorized by heart: "Cute maids, delicious desserts, welcome~"

At this time, two girls in maid uniforms walked past him.

One of the girls' eyes lit up, and she was obviously very interested in this restaurant: "Wow, it looks good, let's go in!"

The other girl grabbed her with a distressed look on her face: "Stop it, we don't have the money! Besides... real maids should be like us, not waiting tables in a restaurant... right?"

As she spoke, she looked down at her maid outfit with a serious expression.

Wu Hen complained silently in his heart: "Sister, your clothes look like they were bought from a second-hand market. Are you sure you are a 'real maid'?"

Of course, he only dared to think about this in his heart, and still maintained a professional smile on the surface.

Seeing that the customer he had just secured was about to run away, Wu Hen sighed and felt that life was extremely difficult.

At this moment, a voice sounded behind him: "You, are Wu Hen?"

The voice was low and full of majesty. Wu Hen subconsciously turned around.

He saw a man in a white robe and holding a scepter standing behind him, with a faint golden light emanating from his body.

Wu Hen's system immediately popped up: "Ding! High-energy target detected! Suspected to be the [Pure Land] Divine Messenger Oracle! Host, please prepare for battle!"

Wu Hen's inner monologue: "God's messenger? What is that? Have I disturbed the God's nest?"

"System, are you sure this mission's reward isn't 'Screaming Chicken' but 'Life-Saving Straw'?"

He swallowed hard and forced a smile: "Hey... Big Brother, what do you want to talk to me about?"

The white-robed man smiled faintly, but his smile lacked any warmth. "Nothing much, I just wanted to invite you...to go to the Pure Land."

He paused, then waved the scepter gently, "After all, a talent like yours shouldn't be wasted in a place like this."

Wu Hen was furiously complaining in his heart: "Pure Land? This name sounds like a pyramid scheme den! Talent? I'm just a flyer handout, and I'm considered a talent?"

His face was filled with a flattering smile, almost squeezing out water: "Big brother, you are joking. How can a small character like me catch the eye of a big shot like you?"

He screamed in his heart: System!

system!

Give me a task quickly!

I don’t want to be caught in a pyramid scheme!

He was still racking his brains, thinking about how to escape from the current predicament.

At this moment, a crisp sound of wind chimes suddenly rang out, like an invisible command.

The originally bustling streets suddenly became quiet, and all the passers-by,

Including the two girls who were arguing about the maid just now, it was as if the pause button was pressed.

They all knelt on the ground with their heads pressed tightly against the ground, as if they were worshiping some god.

"What the hell! What's going on? A group kowtow?"

"Is today some special holiday? Is this popular now?"

Wu Hen was completely stunned as he looked at the strange scene in front of him.

He even forgot he was still wearing his pink cat suit.

"Ding! Abnormal energy fluctuations detected, suspected activation of the [Pure Land] Divine Envoy's power. Host, please take precautions and avoid!"

The system's cold voice sounded again, making Wu Hen even more frantic: "Avoid! How can I avoid this situation?"

Wu Hen turned his head stiffly and looked in the direction where everyone was kneeling.

He saw the man in white robe walking towards him slowly, and every step seemed to be stepping on everyone's soul.

A tiny golden halo appeared in the pupil of the man's left eye, firmly locked onto him.

At that moment, Wu Hen felt like a little white mouse being targeted by a laser gun, with all the hairs on his body standing on end.

"It seems that you don't plan to go with me?"

The man walked up to Wu Hen, his mouth corners slightly raised, with a hint of playfulness in his smile.

"It doesn't matter, I'll make you willing..."

His voice was low and magnetic, like a temptation from the abyss, irresistible.

After the man finished speaking, he raised the scepter in his hand and pointed it at Wu Hen.

When Wu Hen saw the scepter pointing at him, his heart skipped a beat, but he forced himself to remain calm.

He even started to talk nonsense: "Hey, big brother, let's talk it out, why are you pointing this big club at me?"

"Let me tell you, I hate it most when people point fingers at me, except for pretty girls."

The divine messenger frowned and said coldly, "How dare you, you ignorant fellow, trespass into the Pure Land and pretend to be innocent? Do you think I'm easy to fool?"

Wu Hen was unhappy when he heard this. He took off the doll head, revealing his messy hair that looked like a chicken coop, and shouted:

"Don't accuse me of anything, like an invader! I'm just handing out flyers here, so why would I bother going to your 'Pure Land'?"

"I was just wondering who you are and why you're causing trouble for others?"

The Divine Envoy sneered disdainfully, and the scepter in his hand shone even brighter. "Hmph, ignorant mortal, I am the Divine Envoy of the Pure Land. Now that I have set my sights on you today, don't even think of escaping easily."

Wu Hen secretly thought that this was not good, but he refused to admit defeat: "Oh, a messenger of God, that sounds quite powerful."

"But I, Wu Hen, am no pushover. If you don't have a reasonable explanation today and want to take me away, you must first ask the brothers behind me if they agree."

As he spoke, Wu Hen silently summoned the system in his mind, preparing to summon those strange creatures.

The Oracle seemed to have heard some huge joke.

He burst into laughter. "Just you? What can you summon? Can your little pets rival the power of a god?"

Wu Hen curled his lips,

The face of the divine messenger Oracle darkened, and he said angrily, "You ignorant fool, I will teach you a lesson about the power of God!"

After saying that, he waved his scepter, and a golden light shot towards Wu Hen like an arrow.

Wu Hen only felt a powerful force rushing towards him. He quickly dodged sideways, and the light flew past his body.

It hit the wall behind him, and with a "boom", a big hole was blown in the wall and debris flew everywhere.

Wu Hen felt a sharp pain on his face and reached out to touch it, only to find that he had been scratched by gravel.

He secretly complained in his heart: "This divine messenger is really rude, he just uses his ultimate move right away."

Wu Hen was not to be outdone. He closed his eyes and concentrated on summoning creatures.

Suddenly, the ground began to shake, and a group of small monsters that looked like potatoes but had limbs emerged from the ground.

They chirped and rushed towards the Oracle.

The Oracle looked at these strange creatures, stunned for a moment, then said with disdain: "Those things really want to stop me?"

He waved the scepter again, and a golden whirlwind blew out from the top of the scepter. The little potato monsters were instantly blown away and disappeared without a trace.

Wu Hen's eyes widened: "Oh my god, so powerful? Looks like he needs to show some real skills."

He gestured in the air with his hands and muttered something.

Suddenly, there was a loud bird cry in the sky, and a huge fiery red phoenix appeared above everyone's heads.

The Phoenix's entire body was burning with flames, and the scorching heat distorted the air around it.

Oracle looked up at the Phoenix, a hint of surprise finally showing on his face: "This... did you summon this?"

Wu Hen smiled proudly and said, "Hehe, what do you think, Lord God's Envoy? Do you still think I'm easy to bully?"

The Divine Messenger Oracle snorted coldly: "Even if you have this phoenix, you are still no match for me."

The golden light on his body suddenly surged, wrapping himself in a golden cocoon of light.

The light cocoon kept spinning, and the air around it was stirred like a whirlpool.

Wu Hen looked at this scene and felt a little uneasy, but he couldn't show his weakness at this time.

He patted the phoenix's claws and said, "Brother, go ahead and break his golden shell for me!"

The phoenix cried out and rushed towards the Divine Messenger Oracle.

Just when the phoenix was about to touch the light cocoon, the light cocoon suddenly stretched out countless golden tentacles and wrapped around the phoenix's body like a snake.

The Phoenix struggled, spurting out flames in an attempt to break free, but the tentacles only tightened around it.

Wu Hen saw this and jumped up and down anxiously: "Oh, what should I do?"

"System, please give me some advice, or at least a powerful mission reward!"

Just when Wu Hen was extremely anxious, he suddenly felt something moving under his feet.

He looked down and saw that it was a little mouse. The mouse was snow-white, but its eyes sparkled like two rubies.

The little mouse squeaked twice, then quickly rushed towards the Oracle.

The Oracle was focused on dealing with the Phoenix and didn't notice the little mouse at all.

The little mouse ran to the foot of the Oracle and suddenly opened its mouth, and a black smoke spewed out of it.

The smoke spread quickly, enveloping the Oracle and his cocoon of light.

Oracle coughed in the smoke: "What...what is this?"

Wu Hen took the opportunity to shout, "Haha, Lord God's Envoy, this is my secret weapon, just enjoy it."

However, the laughter of the Oracle suddenly came from the smoke:

"You think you can handle me with this little trick? You are so naive."

I saw golden light coming out from the smoke, becoming stronger and stronger, and soon dispelled the smoke.

The Oracle walked out of the smoke with an angry look on his face, his eyes filled with murderous intent: "You have completely angered me. You must die today!"

Wu Hen looked at the horrible expression on the God's Messenger Oracle's face and felt a little scared.

But he still pretended to be calm: "Oh, Lord God's Messenger, you are so angry."

"I'm telling you, if I die, you'll regret it."

The Oracle stopped talking nonsense and raised his scepter, ready to launch the final attack.

Wu Hen knew that if he couldn't stop it this time, he would be really finished.

At this critical moment, a voice suddenly came: "Stop!"

When the Divine Messenger Oracle heard the voice, his body trembled slightly and he turned to look.

He saw a figure slowly walking towards him. Wu Hen looked closely and found that it was Lin Qiye.

Lin Qiye looked at the Divine Messenger Oracle with a serious face: "As a Divine Messenger, why would you be so cruel to a mortal?"

The divine messenger Yuhao sneered and said, "Lin Qiye, don't meddle in other people's business. This Wu Hen is our [Pure Land] enemy. I must take him back today or make him disappear."

Lin Qiye walked over to Wu Hen, glanced at him, and whispered, "How did you get into such a big trouble again?"