Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Chapter 510: Interviewing Caregivers Among Prisoners

Wu Hen pushed open the iron door of the cell easily, and a heavy stench mixed with the smell of blood hit his face, which stimulated Lin Qiye to frown.

Inside the cell, a huge void white bear was pacing back and forth, looking restless.

It witnessed Klein's miserable condition, its huge bear eyes filled with vigilance, and it made low whimpering sounds from time to time.

Its snow-white fur was stained with unknown stains, looking dirty, which formed a sharp contrast with its majestic body.

Wu Hen walked to the front of the cell, pushed his non-existent glasses, and raised a playful smile: "Little Bear, good evening. Can't sleep? Do you want me to tell you a bedtime story?"

The Void White Bear stopped pacing, lowered its huge bear head slightly, stared at Wu Hen with its scarlet eyes, and made a low warning sound in its throat.

It could sense the danger from the human in front of it. Beneath that seemingly harmless smile, there was a chilling murderous intent.

Wu Hen ignored Void White Bear's warning and continued, "Little Bear, do you want to live?"

A hint of hesitation flashed across Void White Bear's eyes, but then he became more alert.

The smile on Wu Hen's lips deepened. He clapped his hands gently, and a small ball of light appeared in his hands, emitting a soft light.

"This is the healing light that can help you recover your damaged fur. As long as you agree to be my caregiver, I will give you the best treatment."

Void White Bear's eyes became complicated, he hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded.

Wu Hen smiled with satisfaction and waved his hand. The healing light instantly enveloped the white bear. Its wounds began to heal rapidly, and its dirty fur gradually returned to its white color.

"Very good, little bear. You are my caregiver now. Remember, do your job well, or I will show no mercy."

The white bear growled in submission.

Wu Hen clapped his hands in satisfaction, turned around and said to Lin Qiye, "Brother Qiye, next."

The two continued walking forward and came to the next cell.

Inside the cell, a gray bird was standing in the corner, watching them warily.

Gray Sparrow

"Graybird," Wu Hen said softly, "Are you willing to survive?"

A glimmer of hope flashed in the eyes of the graybird, but then he became hesitant.

Wu Hen smiled slightly and continued, "I know you don't want to be trapped here for the rest of your life, right?"

"As long as you are willing to be my caregiver, I will give you freedom."

The gray sparrow's wings trembled slightly, and finally nodded.

Wu Hen smiled with satisfaction, waved his hand, and a contract appeared in his hand.

Gray Sparrow hesitated for a moment, but finally signed his name.

"Very good, Graybird. You are free now. If you serve me well, I will let you live longer."

At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded: "What are you doing?"

The two turned around and saw Li Yifei coming over with several caregivers and managers.

Wu Hen said lazily, "Brother Li, I'm just selecting some qualified caregivers. What do you think?"

Li Yifei looked at White Bear and Grey Sparrow and nodded slightly. "Yes, these guys do have potential. Then, leave them to me. I will take good care of them."

Wu Hen smiled slightly and patted Li Yifei on the shoulder: "Thank you very much, Brother Li. We have more important things to do."

Lin Qiye followed Wu Hen silently, but felt a little uneasy in his heart.

The scene just now reminded him of the black giant in the fog. Although he died under his sword, he did not completely surrender.

The death of the black giant made some mysterious people realize the reality, but the unwillingness and helplessness in their hearts still surged in their hearts.

Wu Hen seemed to see through his thoughts and said softly, "Brother Qiye, some things can't be ended by killing. Sometimes, the inner struggle is the most painful."

At this moment, a low roar of an animal was heard in the distance, as if something ominous was about to happen.

Wu Hen's eyes lit up, and a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Let's go, Brother Qiye, the next show is more exciting."

The two smiled at each other and embarked on a new journey.

The two continued to go deeper into the cell, and the following "interview" was simply a performance art feast.

A lizard man with three heads stuck out his tongue at Wu Hen and mumbled something in his mouth, as if he was rapping.

System prompt: "Task: Understand what he is singing, Reward: A random skill book."

Wu Hen's mouth twitched, and he took out an earplug and plugged it in: "Sorry, I don't understand. Next!"

An octopus monster covered with tentacles twisted its body and sprayed ink from time to time, trying to "seduce" Wu Hen.

Wu Hen summoned a giant dishwashing sponge and rubbed the octopus frantically: "Don't dawdle. Sign the contract and I guarantee you'll have a bubble bath every day from now on!"

There was also a strange bird covered in eyes, staring at Wu Hen up and down, making Wu Hen's body hairy. The system prompted: "Task: Be stared at by him for three minutes, reward: Vision +1."

Wu Hen directly used a piece of cloth to cover the eyes of the strange bird, and said to Lin Qiye, who was standing beside him with a frown on his face: "Brother Qiye, this guy's eyes are too vulgar. I'm afraid if he stares at me for too long, I will think he is in love with me."

In two hours, Wu Hen managed to recruit nearly seventy ghosts and monsters with his unconventional "interview" method.

These "caregivers" all have strange appearances and even more bizarre abilities, but at least they have all signed contracts and become Wu Hen's subordinates.

Wu Hen clapped his hands, pointed at the group of new recruits and said to Li Yifei, "Brother Li, they will be under your charge from now on. Train them well and strive to make them outstanding workers as soon as possible!"

Li Yifei looked at this group of "unique" caregivers, his mouth twitching, but he still agreed reluctantly, thinking that these were not caregivers, they were clearly ancestors.

After solving the caregiver problem, Wu Hen stretched and said, "Brother Qiye, it's time for us to leave. The next part of the story is the highlight."

Lin Qiye nodded and was about to speak when he suddenly heard a familiar voice: "Young man, wait!"

The two turned around and saw Grandma He walking towards them tremblingly with a cane. There was a sly glint in her cloudy eyes.

"You two, have you forgotten something?" Wu Hen rubbed his eyebrows, feeling as tired as if he had been working overtime for 996 hours continuously.

He glanced at the strange-looking "workers" in the cell and couldn't help but sigh that it was too difficult to recruit reliable employees these days!

He thought to himself, "My life is so difficult. I came here to cause trouble, but now I'm acting like a labor agent. This is outrageous!"

He yawned, and the system prompted: "Mission: Successfully recruit more than 70 caregivers. Reward: A bottle of random physical potion."

Wu Hen thought to himself, "This system is too stingy, right? At least give me a god-level skill book!"

While he was complaining in his heart, he turned to look at Lin Qiye, only to find that the latter had a thoughtful look on his face, obviously still immersed in his previous thoughts.

"Brother Qiye, let's go. Don't think about those trivial things. The plot is about to begin!" Wu Hen patted Lin Qiye's shoulder.

The two waited for a while, but the person they had arranged to meet still didn't show up. Wu Hen took out a convenient bag with cartoon patterns printed on it from the system space. It contained desserts and snacks of various flavors.

He also put a note on it, which read: "Thank you for your hard work overtime, reward yourself well! - Wu Henliu."

Wu Hen placed the plastic bag in a conspicuous place at the cell door to ensure that the other party could see it.

"Let's go, Brother Qiye. It's their loss if they don't come. We still have important things to do."

Wu Hen waved his hand, not caring at all. He felt that he had tried his best and the rest would be up to fate.

As the two turned around, an old voice came from behind, "Young man, wait!"

Grandma He walked up to them with a cane and a staggering gait.

Her originally cloudy eyes now flashed with a cunning light. "Have you two forgotten something?"

She pointed in the direction behind her, where a familiar figure was slowly emerging.

Wu Hen looked at the beauty who was slowly walking out from behind Grandma He, his eyes lit up, and he blew a loud whistle.

"Hey, isn't this the beautiful girl? What? Are you going to offer me a 'love offering' and give me a 'Liang Liang song'?"

Hongyan gave Wu Hen a cold look with a hint of helplessness on her face, but a barely perceptible smile flashed in her eyes.

"Stop talking nonsense. I just felt that you two left too quickly and I didn't have the chance to say goodbye to you."

"Farewell? That's not like you, girl!" Wu Hen tutted his words. "Could it be that you want to give me a 'parting gift', something 'good stuff'?"

"Be serious!" Hongyan said unhappily, "I have something to tell you."

Wu Hen shrugged, "Alright, alright, whatever the sister says is what it is. After all, I am a 'wife-loving maniac'!"

But inwardly, he was complaining: "What the hell is this woman up to? She's such a 'troublesome little devil'!"

System prompt: "Mission: Successfully obtain the secret of the beauty, reward: random attribute point +1."

Wu Hen gave a middle finger in his mind: "This broken system only knows how to exploit the labor force!"

After a brief chat, Hongyan followed Wu Hen and Lin Qiye out of the cell area.

Along the way, Hongyan seemed to be a little worried. Wu Hen occasionally threw out a few "witty remarks" to try to make her happy, but the effect was minimal.

In his mind, he was quickly thinking about ways to make money. After all, everything he was going to do next would require money.

"Brother Qiye, do you think we should get some money next?"

"If you only rely on killing monsters to level up, it will take a long time to become a 'peerless strong man'!" Wu Hen touched his chin and said seriously.

Lin Qiye frowned and said helplessly, "What do you want to do? Rob a bank?"

"Robbing a bank? That's too low class! I, Wu, am a man who aims to be a 'trendsetter'. How could I possibly do something so 'low class'?"

Wu Hen had a look of disdain on his face, but he was muttering in his heart: "This is a good idea, but I still need to think of a more 'high-end' way!"

System prompt: "Mission: Get your first pot of gold, reward: a random rare item."

Wu Hen rolled his eyes, "This system is getting more and more stingy!"

In this way, the three of them walked and talked, and soon they passed two streets.

At the corner, Grandma He was standing there with a cane, smiling, as if waiting for their arrival.

When Hongyan saw Grandma He, her body trembled slightly and her face turned pale instantly.

She subconsciously took a step back.

"You...why are you here?" Hongyan's voice trembled a little, as if she had seen something extremely terrifying.

Grandma He grinned, revealing her mouth with several missing teeth.

"Of course I, the old woman, came to see you. After all, some things have to come to an end, don't they?"

Hongyan's face became even uglier. She stared at Grandma He, as if trying to see some clues from her face.

At this moment, she seemed to hear a hint of familiarity in Grandma He's voice.

This discovery made Hongyan's face even paler. She opened her mouth and was about to say something, but was interrupted by Grandma He's next words.

"Hongyan, do you think my voice, as an old woman, sounds a bit like someone else's?"

Grandma He's voice suddenly became hoarse and low, as if she had become a different person. This voice was both strange and had an indescribable sense of familiarity.

Hongyan's pupils shrank suddenly. She looked at Grandma He in disbelief and muttered to herself, "This is impossible... This is impossible..."

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye looked at each other and saw doubt in each other's eyes.

They didn't understand who this Grandma He was and who could make Hongyan lose her composure like that.

"Grandma He, who are you?!"

Hongyan clenched her fists tightly, and there was a hint of trembling, a hint of fear, and a hint of deep-hidden expectation in her voice.

Grandma He did not answer immediately. She just slowly raised her head and looked at Hongyan with an extremely complicated look.

A strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Who am I? Does it... matter?"