Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Chapter 544: The Underworld Arrives at Dotonbori

The TV screen flickered, and the news anchor's clear voice echoed in the small rented house in Dotonbori: "...a huge fire broke out at a military base outside Osaka."

"The scene was filled with flames and thick smoke... Preliminary assessments suggest the fire was caused by improperly stored weapons, leading to an explosion..."

"Tsk tsk tsk, these guys, they play the same trick every year, don't they have any new tricks?"

Uncle Kyosuke sat cross-legged on the tatami, slurping instant noodles while pointing at the TV screen.

"Last time they said it was a rat that chewed through the wires, and this time they said it was improper storage. What a sham!"

Xiao Jiner, a Shamatte youth with colorfully dyed hair, was fiddling with his high-standing crew cut in front of the mirror.

Hearing this, he snorted disdainfully: "Oh, it's normal operation. Something goes wrong in that place every now and then, either a fire or an explosion. I'm used to it."

Lin Qiye and Wu Hen sat in the corner with calm expressions, as if they were indifferent to the sudden news.

Wu Hen was holding a comic book in his hand, reading it with great interest, occasionally letting out a few suppressed laughs.

Lin Qiye closed his eyes and rested, looking like an old monk in meditation.

Only Wu Hen occasionally looked up at Lin Qiye, with a barely perceptible smirk on his lips.

He thought of the flames that shot up into the sky at the military base last night, and the earth-shattering pillar of fire that erupted when Muzi burped after eating too much...

"Ah!"

Wu Hen rubbed his nose and thought to himself: Could it be that Muzi is thinking about me again?

Yuhui Qinggong stood by the window, looking at the thick smoke rising in the distance, his brows furrowed.

Military base explosion...

Such a big commotion is definitely not accidental.

He had a vague feeling that this matter was closely related to a mentally unstable guy...

Wu Hen closed the comic, stretched, and broke the silence in the room: "Hey, Qiye, reading this news makes me a little hungry. What are we having for dinner?"

Lin Qiye slowly opened his eyes, looked at Wu Hen with a deep gaze, and said lightly: "Let's eat... hot pot."

Wu Hen raised the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing a meaningful smile: "Okay, let's eat hot pot, but..."

He paused, lowered his voice and said, "This time, it's my treat."

[Event occurred]

Yunari was wearing an apron and holding a wet rag in her hand. She half stuck her body out of the kitchen, with beads of sweat oozing from her forehead.

She panted softly, wiped her forehead with the back of her hand, and said in a soft voice: "Huh...finally done! The kitchen is sparkling, it's so comfortable just looking at it!"

Uncle Kyosuke was chewing on an orange. Seeing this, he quickly called out, "Hey, Yunari-chan, you've worked so hard! Come over here and take a break. Eat an orange and get some vitamin C!"

As he said this, he peeled an orange and handed it to Yunari.

The orange segments are plump and juicy, exuding an enticing fragrance.

Yunari smiled sweetly, took the orange, and began to eat it in small bites, with a satisfied expression on her face.

At this time, Xiao Jiner put down the hairspray in her hand, turned around,

He said mysteriously, "Hey, have you heard? Things are not going well in Dotonbori lately. It seems like the underworld is looking for someone..."

Lin Qiye still closed his eyes and rested, as if everything around him had nothing to do with him.

Wu Hen raised his eyebrows with interest and thought: Gangsters?

Find someone?

Are you here to find me?

Hehe, interesting!

When Yu Huiqinggong heard the word "gangster", his brows furrowed slightly. He put down the teacup in his hand and asked in a deep voice: "Which gangster is it?"

Xiao Jin'er shrugged, with an expression that said, "I don't know either." "I heard they're from Kanto, and they're quite powerful! They look ferocious and scary!"

"Kanto..." Yuhui Qinggong muttered to himself, his eyes becoming deeper.

He had a vague feeling that the appearance of this gang of gangsters might not just be a simple matter of looking for someone...

Wu Hen blinked and suddenly interrupted: "Hey, no matter where he comes from, it's none of our business! Qiye, don't you agree?"

Lin Qiye slowly opened his eyes, glanced at Wu Hen, and raised the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing a meaningful smile: "Maybe..."

Uncle Kyosuke waved his hand nonchalantly:

"Hey, what are you afraid of? We are all good citizens. If we don't cause trouble, how can they eat us?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a sharp brake sound suddenly rang out, as if to tear apart the moment of tranquility.

Immediately afterwards, a series of low engine roars came from far away, like the roar of a wild beast, echoing in the streets of Dotonbori.

Several black luxury cars stopped at the door of the rental house with murderous intent.

As soon as Uncle Kyosuke finished speaking, a sharp brake sound echoed throughout the street, as if slapping him in the face.

Several black luxury cars, with arrogant engines roaring,

It roared like a wild beast and stopped at the door of the rental house. The tires rubbed against the ground with a sharp "squeak" sound, and the air was filled with a strong smell of rubber.

Everyone in the room was petrified instantly. Uncle Kyosuke almost spit out the orange in his mouth, with an innocent expression on his face that said, "I'm really not a jinx."

The car door opened with a bang, and a group of men in black came out one after another.

They were all dressed in suits and sunglasses, with stern expressions, and exuded an aura of "not to be messed with".

They quickly dispersed and surrounded the rental house, like a giant black spider trapping its prey in its web.

A tall woman in a black dress walked down from the middle car.

She took off her sunglasses, revealing a pair of sharp eyes. She glanced at everyone and a playful smile appeared at the corner of her mouth.

"Wow, it's so lively?" She spoke, her voice cold but with an authority that could not be ignored.

"Shen... Shen Qingzhu?!" Yuhui Qinggong recognized the person at a glance, with a hint of disbelief in his tone.

This is the leader of the Black Killing Group, a man who can make the whole of Kanto tremble with just a stomp of his feet. How could he appear here?

Shen Qingzhu's eyes fell on Lin Qiye and Wu Hen, and his smile became even wider: "I came to see old friends, and by the way, to catch up."

She deliberately emphasized the word "old friend", looked at Lin Qiye meaningfully, and then glanced at Wu Hen.

Everyone in the room looked at each other, old friends?

Reminiscing about old times?

What is the relationship between these two people and the leader of the Black Killing Group?

There was a strange and ambiguous atmosphere in the air.

Wu Hen scratched his head and looked at Lin Qiye innocently.

He muttered quietly, "Qiye, when did you get to know such an important person? You didn't even tell me in advance..."

Lin Qiye smiled faintly, said nothing, and just looked at Shen Qingzhu meaningfully.

"Hey, everyone, it's so windy and sunny outside, why don't you come in and sit down?"

Uncle Kyosuke is indeed an old hand. He reacted quickly and stepped forward to greet him with a flattering look on his face.

"It just so happens that our shop just received a batch of excellent sake..."

He rubbed his hands and pointed upstairs, "The private rooms upstairs are spacious and comfortable, bosses..."

Uncle Jingjieer smiled and bowed as he welcomed Shen Qingzhu and his group into the rental house.

His servile appearance made Xiao Jiner and Yunari roll their eyes.

"Everyone, please come in. The private room is spacious and comfortable. I guarantee you'll be satisfied! We have all the drinks and snacks you need, and the prices are fair. No cheating!"

Uncle Kyosuke rubbed his hands together, smiling broadly, like a pug wagging its tail.

When the dark group of people went upstairs, Uncle Kyosuke's face immediately changed.

He winked at Xiao Jin'er and Yunari: "See? This is called professionalism! This is called acting! Learn from me!"

Xiao Jiner rolled her eyes and said, "Uncle, it would be a waste of your talent if you don't act with your acting skills. The Oscars owe you a little golden man!"

Yunari covered her mouth and chuckled, "Uncle, you just said the prices for drinks and snacks were fair, you're not going to raise the prices anytime soon, are you?"

Uncle Kyosuke blinked mysteriously and said, "Hey, that depends on the situation! If I run into a sucker, I'll kill him!"

The three of them squeezed by the window, eating melon seeds and watching the fight with great interest, making a few comments from time to time, just like three old men watching a play.

In the private room upstairs, the atmosphere was completely different.

Shen Qingzhu sat upright in the main seat, staring at Lin Qiye and Wu Hen with burning eyes. There was a subtle sense of tension in the air.

"Hey, Qiye, long time no see. How are you?" Shen Qingzhu broke the silence first, with a hint of teasing in his tone.

"Thanks to you, I'm still alive." Lin Qiye responded calmly, his eyes calm.

Wu Hen, who was standing aside, was playing with his fingers boredly, and from time to time he looked up at Shen Qingzhu, his eyes full of curiosity.

This woman has such a strong aura!

"This is..." Shen Qingzhu's eyes fell on Wu Hen,

"Oh, his name is Wu Hen, my...friend." Lin Qiye introduced with a hint of ambiguity in his tone.

Wu Hen grinned at Shen Qingzhu, revealing his big white teeth: "Hello, hello, I'm Wu Hen, nice to meet you!"

Shen Qingzhu nodded slightly as a greeting.

She turned to look at Lin Qiye and asked straight to the point, "Tell me, what do you want from me this time?"

"Tian Shen Festival, fireworks show." Lin Qiye answered briefly, with an unquestionable firmness in his tone.

"Oh? It seems you have already made a plan?" Shen Qingzhu raised his eyebrows.

"Everything is ready, only the east wind is missing." Lin Qiye's mouth corners slightly raised, revealing a confident smile.

He took out a blueprint from his arms and slowly unfolded it. On it was the deployment map of the Hanchuan family.

Shen Qingzhu looked at the drawings carefully, his brows sometimes furrowed and sometimes relaxed.

After a long time, she raised her head and looked at Lin Qiye,"

At the same time, Wu Hen was pulling Shen Qingzhu's arm and teaching her Japanese seriously: "Hey, this word is pronounced 'kawaii', which means cute, do you understand?"

Shen Qingzhu repeated in confusion: "Ka...wa...yi..."

She felt that her brain capacity was not enough. What was going on?

Uncle Kyosuke downstairs suddenly sneezed, rubbed his nose, and muttered, "Who's talking about me?"

Upstairs, Lin Qiye explained the details of the plan to Shen Qingzhu one by one. His tone was calm, but it carried an unquestionable majesty.

Shen Qingzhu nodded repeatedly after hearing this.

"Okay, I promise you." Shen Qingzhu said firmly.

Suddenly, there was a commotion downstairs, and then a terrified voice echoed throughout the building: "Oh no! The police are here!"

【Event】

"In that case, then..."

Lin Qiye slowly stood up, his eyes swept over everyone present, and a meaningful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Action tonight!"

Wu Hen perked up immediately upon hearing this. He slapped his thigh and rubbed his hands excitedly: "Oh! Things are finally going to get going! Qiye, let's go big this time!"

His eyes rolled around, and I don't know what evil plan he was up to.

Shen Qingzhu was slightly stunned, then her eyebrows raised, her eyes widened, and her voice rose an octave: "Wait! Tonight? Are you crazy?"

"It's broad daylight, and Dotonbori is bustling with people. Do you want everyone in Osaka to see us fighting?"

"Can't we wait until the club closes tonight and there are fewer people around before we do it?"

Yuhui Qinggong pushed his glasses up his nose, a cold light flashed across the lenses, and he spoke slowly,

The voice was calm and steady: "Miss Shen, you don't know that the God Festival and the fireworks display are our best cover."

"By then, with crowds of people surging, gongs and drums blaring, and fireworks filling the sky, who would still notice the little commotion of the Hanchuan family?"

"And..." Yuhui Qinggong paused. This is our chance."

Wu Hen nodded repeatedly and agreed, "That's right!"

"To surprise the enemy and attack them when they are unprepared, this is the true art of war! Qiye, don't you agree?"

He winked at Lin Qiye with an expression that said "I understand you".

Lin Qiye nodded slightly, a confident smile on his face: "Qinggong is absolutely right."

"Warfare is all about deception. We must catch them off guard!"

Shen Qingzhu pondered for a moment and seemed convinced.

…………

"Signal? Easy!"

Wu Hen patted his chest and volunteered, "I'll take charge!" His eyes rolled, and I wonder what bad idea he came up with.

Lin Qiye ignored Wu Hen and turned to look at Shen Qingzhu. He said in a serious tone, "Be careful when you move. Safety is the most important thing."

Shen Qingzhu nodded to show that he understood.

"By the way, Miss Shen, I'll teach you a few more words of Japanese. They'll definitely be useful for tonight's operation!"

Wu Hen suddenly came up to Shen Qingzhu and said seriously.

"Oh? What Japanese?" Shen Qingzhu raised his eyebrows, a little curious.

Wu Hen cleared his throat and said seriously: "'Bagayalu' means 'you idiot', 'Kou Nuoya Luo' means 'you guy', 'Auntie Washing the Railway' means 'I love you'..."

The more Shen Qingzhu listened, the more she felt something was wrong. The veins on her forehead throbbed. She gritted her teeth and interrupted Wu Hen: "Wait! Are you sure these words are useful for tonight's action?"

Wu Hen blinked innocently and said, "Of course it's useful! When the time comes, you can lash out at the Hanchuan family and make sure they're furious!"

Shen Qingzhu took a deep breath and resisted the urge to slap Wu Hen to death.

She finally realized that this guy was here just to cause trouble!

Lin Qiye shook his head helplessly. He was no longer surprised by Wu Hen's pranks.

He turned his head and looked out the window, his eyes deep, as if he could see through layers of obstacles and see the coming storm.

Night is coming.

A shocking plan is about to begin.

No one knows what the outcome will be.

"Let's go." Lin Qiye's voice was low and hoarse, as if it came from the distant sky, with an unquestionable majesty.